Bow to the uncrackable master

Bow to the uncrackable master

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Don't bother. You're just going to get

>b-but all he games that have it are shit

anyone happen to have the original image

PCucks on suicide watch

Name a game worth pirating that has Denuvo.

Because I fucking can't

what about all the denuvo games that were cracked?

Like clockwork.

y-y-yes, sir

Change the pure maiden to an ugly ass witch. At least your picture would then make sense.

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Pick even one uncrackable game that is "shit" from the list

>Hitman
>Rise of the Tomb Raider
>Far Cry Primal
>deus ex mankind divided
>unravel
>FIFA 16
>The Division
>Just Cause 3
>homefront 2

You literally can not

Also
>Doom

>all the games that have Denuvo are either shit, or heavily multiplayer based so it's useless to pirate unless you really like having an extremely limited # of servers to play on.

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I'm serious though. What worthwhile games does Denuvo even protect?
The only semi decent game I can think of off the top of my head is lords of the fallen.

I understand marketing games but not anti-piracy software.

Or maybe it's just corporations trying to convince us to buy the games now because they'll "never" be cracked.

I was joking you fucking idiot.

It's great, I hope they'll remove refunds both from stores and from steam next. Also every piece of software should be hardware-bound, why the fuck it isn't a thing yet, come on its 2016.

I'm master race and I think this is a good thing. I can't stand thieves, whether IRL or digital I think it's disgusting.

Not that user but Far Cry Primal was absolute garbage.

Workmate gave me Rise of the tombraider cracked

Cracked
Just like Inquisition

But srsly guys denuvo doesn't really increase profits thst much
I mean there are 3 types of people

Pirate and will never buy the gsme
Pirate and buy
Buy anyway

It hurts the second group more than it kills the first and the first group brings no lost sales as there weren't going to be sales in the first place

Never bought a denuvo game nor pirated one
Rort, lotf, Inquisition i got from a friend anyway

Well all of them are pretty damn shit for "nu-gamers".

I'm an uninformed retard, if Denuvo is so great why doesn't every game use it?

There is only one game there I am even remotely interested in and I didn't really care for the game before it so if it's more of the same then zero.

Because it costs shitton.

They probably charge a lot for their service. Since they're the best out there currently they can get away with it.

Developers have to pay the company that created it in order to use it.

D44M. ez

>fifa and womb raider
you're not even trying anymore

> Since they're the best
but their software has been cracked before

>Imagine if literally everyone who pirated bought your games!

Yes, what a world that would be, in make-believe land...

It will get cracked, maybe not soon, maybe not even in fucking the next 2 years, but it will.

I'm honestly glad it exists though. I'm a poorfag with too many other things to spend money on and really can't afford any of the games with Denuvo on it, so I have an excuse to not ever touch these new games and actually start cleaning up my backlog, so that's nice.

Why did you not mention Dragon Age Inquisition?

And a few others like MGSV

I bet you fuckers believed Frampt too

Cracked

I can't tell if this is an attempt at irony. Am I dead?

Sure. It's not uncrackable, just very hard to crack. The reason everyone is talking about Denuvo is because they just came out with their 4th version. Each version has been harder to crack than the last and it will likely be awhile before this one gets cracked and then sometime later version 5 will come out.

It's not perfect but it's still the best available.

>This thread again

Then shouldn't the "uncrackable list" be a "potentially uncrackable list"?

>>>>>>>>>>>TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO DAYS
Goddamn! That must have made them a lot of profit!
>less than 400k sold on steam
Goddamn! Maybe next time they should spend more on improving the game rather than improving the piracy protection!

why do i get the feeling this threads are actually made by buttfrustrated piratefags just looking to vent their anger

Why would anyone with a disposable income have to pirate a game? Piracy is for children

What did she do?

she looks so sad

>save up for months to build a gaming pc
>finally managed to build it
>can't wait to pirate games now since i don't have any more money to buy games
>Denuvo 2 happens

FUCK THIS SHIT. why did i fell for the pc master race meme? ;_;

Didnt make it i just commented

But yeah everything can and will be cracked given enough time
Is it worth it?
No

Also 270 days isnt much

>why did i fell for the pc master race meme?

You didn't you shitty false flagger.

Who makes these threads

No seriously, come on now

she paid for denuvo protection on her game then went bankrupt when it didn't turn a profit

That's a good PCgamer

Steam sale in a month

Buy all those denuvo games for little to no cash

Also it's important that the company has to implement it by themselves.

Generally the logic behind using it at all is that:
>it will be broken at some point(half a year? a whole year? doesn't matter, it will and nobody's claiming otherwise)
>what it must really do is to stop the pirates during first month or even week to maximise the early sales
>investors upon hearing that the sales were great(a week after release) will get enthusiastic
>the long range sales are completely irrelevant for the investors, majority of them like instant profits and hate long-term investments
>publicly traded companies live to serve the investors
>therefore Denuvo, a mean of maximising day/week/month one profits is great

Obviously there's the cost-reward thing as small and medium sized companies simply won't get much from implementing Denuvo. It will increase(slightly) the development time and will cost a lot more than they can earn from day/week/month one sales so don't be surprised to see Denuvo on all AAA games in the near future, and nobody else being interested in implementing it, because to be profitable, the prognosis of launch revenue would be like:
>$X without denuvo
>X+Denuvo_cost+Y with denuvo
to make it profitable.

Let me help you out OP, you Denovo shill, with how Denuvo is only protecting hese games for 1-3 months
I will only be mentioning worthwhile games
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Cracked
Battlefield: Hardline
Cracked
Batman: Arkham Knight
Cracked
Mad Max
Cracked
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Cracked
DOOM
uncracked (only worthwhile game not cracked yet)

>Doom 4 still isn't up on black cats

Panic.

They are literally uncrackable, just cause 3 came out more than half a year ago and no crack

literally nothing is uncrackable, you moron
any system designed by the mind of man can be hacked by the mind of man

Refunds are a cancer Om our great capitalist world

>literally

>just cause 3 came out more than half a year ago
Last December is not more than half a year ago. Learn to count fucktard.

what's a nugamer

do you think Denuvo will be more prominent in games that are "AA" tier? im scared that denuvo will be cheapre for developers

It's not.

If we'll go by the way earlier games were cracked, at first they've had a list of CPU's that work with the crack.

It means that to crack it you need to make some low-level stuff and most hackers are shit at low-level programming.

It's "uncrackable" by the merit of being too hard for hackers to manage.

So, devs pay Denuvo to have lesser sales?
Cool~

Person who plays the games this poster mentioned.

That's really what I don't understand.

I get being the "master race" 15 years ago. When PC had games like System Shock 2, Thief 2, and Deus Ex, but they have no grounds anymore.
While consoles get games like Uncharted 4, PC gets games like Hotline Miami. Which, granted, is a good game, but PC only get indie pixel shit nowadays and they still claim to be the best?

See, a lot of people seem to be under the impression that pirates are usually either children or those with disposable income but just choose to be scummy.
In reality, the reason the warez scene is so prolific across the ocean is because it's mostly foreigners who have disposable income but are physically unable to purchase video games online.
I noticed this trend when I'd visited the Baltics, a friend of mine was a very big gaming enthusiast but was frustrated that he couldn't purchase GTAV.
He told me that how it works in his country is that even though he has money, he cannot legally own a Credit Card due to the fact that he's not born in that exact country, rather he moved from Russia at a young age.
So the work around is that he has to pay double or triple the price for some bootlegger to purchase and send him the game over Steam, or he has to pirate it.
In his country of residence there's simply no workaround that he or I know of, so if a game gets locked down with Denuvo, he's shit out of luck.
That's nothing to say of citizens in poor countries, or poor areas of countries, China, Brazilian ghettos, Russian commieblocks, etc.
Purchasing a video game in an era where all games are online only is getting very difficult for essentially what is half the world, and piracy is just their only available method.

see
CI Games fucked up by using it but Square didn't.

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>look boss I posted it again
>can I have my hotpockets now?

Devs don't pay for it, publishers do.
Middle managers make stupid decisions all the time.

>Uncharted 4

thanks for making me feel worse asshole. should have bought a ps4 instead if I knew of Denuvo 2 ;_;

Redditors

And consoles only get 320p 10 fps maze hunting games, what's your point?

Unravel is the only one that's not dudebro casual garbage

Go ahead and convince me why i should care about any of that utter trash

You literally can not

This, why dont people own literally every game console and handheld ever created? Are you guys poor or something?

Maybe? I'm not sure how these companies estimate how many copies will be pirated and what percentage of would be pirates go onto actually purchase the game but enough big companies have used Denuvo to make me think it's worth it, at least for AAA companies.

why do console cucks compare games that came out in the past month on console to indieshit that came out in the past year
it's really not that hard to find out what's new on pc

why is that dude so nervous

>When PC had games like System Shock 2, Thief 2, and Deus Ex, but they have no grounds anymore.
All of them made by companies on the verge of bankruptcy or being bought out.

The "AAA PC game market" simply doesn't exist for the last 10 years or so.

In fact the "platform-exclusive" games are only held by the platform owners funding them.

If it was up to EA or Activision they would develop only multiplats(in fact that's what they're doing), if mobile phones wouldn't be so far behind when it comes to battery life/performance and need for AAA "home platform like" games, you'd have console/PC/mobile games on every step.

Piracy lets me play games that are no longer available to buy, circumvent bullshit region locks that force you to pay out the ass for extra hardware otherewise, and play games that have no demo to find out if they're even good or not.

Being against piracy is inherently childish and idiotic.

This

Explain then how Fifa 16 has been uncracked for a year and counting...............

And just cause 3 for half a year and counting...............

Was at E3 I think. Some indie developer that EA put up there to make people think they give a shit about the little guy.

Dude has stage fright, it's a pretty normal phobia.

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are you ok?

>All pirates would buy if they couldn't pirate!
this stupid argument bothers me every time. I would've pirated D44M but I can't so I'm just not going to bother with it at all.

>uncharted 4

Now this is how you bait

People play FIFA on PC?

be honest with yourself, do you know one person who wants fifa to be cracked? can you name a single one?

Uncharted 4 is a perfect example of what paying off a shit load of reviewers can do for your game.

If you spent $60 for a game, then someone else got it for free off a torrent site, you would feel a little upset that you dropped so much when you could have gotten it for free.

If a game can't be pirated, then people will be more inclined to drop money on a game they want. DRM is in some ways is a service to the consumer.

>implying hotline miami doesn't shit all over unsharted 4

fellow pcbros how are you coping with this? i'm over denial now but i'm still in grief

It's not an argument, they're just trying to lure naive publishers into buying their DRM and probably realize it's bullshit

literally nobody talks like this

why the fuck does everyone hate pirates so much now?

Why? How about just be a decent person who doesn't steal.

Older games and abandonware are safe because Denuvo is expensive so the only games it affects are new games that you should be paying for anyway.

>DRM is in some ways is a service to the consumer.
don't delude yourself retard. At best, DRM does not interfere with a consumer's experience of a game. At worst, it makes people not want to play the game at all.

if a dev decides their game should not be able to be played anymore then they can make that choice, it's their game even if you buy it you never own it you just own a license to sample it. Cant wait for Trump to become president so big companies like EA and Ubisoft can decide whenever they want to revoke access to a license on a game