Let's face it, this is what Samus has become 2016. Big tits and a fat ass

Let's face it, this is what Samus has become 2016. Big tits and a fat ass.

She's more bimbo like than the majority of western made female protagonists. There's nothing "classic" or "great" about her.

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never played a metroid game and i still think it's a goddamn shame what happened to her

I'd fuck Samus

Can't spell classic with out ass. Kill yourself you fucking faggot.

they gotta sell figures with some character, OP. what, do you think weebs are goign to cum on a vinyl figure of Birdo?

I like bimbos tho

>bimboification
That's pretty hot OP.

>Baddest bitch in the galaxy
>Literally doesn't afraid of anything
>Perpetual "fuck you" look on her face
>Her fighting ability is on par with how fucking hot she is.
>Not THICK but FIT as FUCK
>Isn't a motormouthed quip machine. Silent. But can talk, just chooses not to. Probably because she spends a lot of time alone or killing.
>Nothing about her screams 'radical feminist figure' because she's separated from whatever the fuck society thinks or wants.
>Out for vengeance against a fucking giant cyborg pteridactyl.
>Hands-down the hottest nintendo babe, doesn't make a statement about it.

You're outta your minds.
Unless you're talking about Other M, which yeah, is straight up character assassination.

There is nothing wrong with sexualizing samus.

Shut up, her body is completely ridicolous. No one will take her seriously with tits and ass like that.

>No one will take her seriously with tits and ass like that.
Doesn't it usually worked the other way.

remember metroid pirme samus?

>great female character
>non sexualised
>just a bad-ass
>looks like a real women
>suit w/o built in heels

>ps. still 6 foot 50 amazon beast

Who cares.

Samus being a badass space hunter in suit and a foxy lady out of it is my fetish.

It's the contrast man.

There are not mearly enough games that include bimbos.

nintendo understands what people want. castlevania would probably still be around if they made a game where shanoa indulged society's foot fetish

>Not THICK but FIT as FUCK
It has a certain amount of fitness to it, but come on, you don't really think it's ALL fit, do you?

>You can see her in bikini since the first game
>Nintendo are sexualizing samus now!!

>There's nothing "classic" or "great" about her.
There never was, at her very best Samus was a slate blank enough to be mistaken for a robot.

Do you see a difference in sexualization here?

>Its another "autist triggered by fan art and non-canon appearances" episode

At the time that was about just as sexual though. Hell, the outfit itself is way lewder even.

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Literally the only thing worth looking at.

> samus is a fucking tranny
Kill yourself faggot

Holy shit, she must have gained like 20 pounds from left to right here.

Now I feel sorry for Samus.

maybe if super metroid came out in 1953

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I'm in no way surprised that Sup Forums is triggered by attractive women, given the rampant faggotry on this board.

She probably has 1 too many dimensions for you, too.

no one cared about metroid until they sexed samus up. way better off now, she's one of the more popular smash characters

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Called doing squats. White girls can get a BUTT if they work out and commit to their squat game.
I've seen transformations that seemed more miraculous than the creation of stars.

Can I ask an honest question to everyone here?

I can see that in fan-art, she is depicted with a fat ass. In the newer games (after Super Metroid), she's ALSO depicted with a fat ass.

What game started this? Because it seems to me a lot of fan art is "inspired" by how fat her ass looks in the games.

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yea i honestly dont see the problem with just making a samus that works out

Other M was her last big game, all she has going for her right now is sex appeal because most people don't know or care about Metroid these days.

Samus was my waifu since fusion

Squats, absolutely. But you're a fool if you think that squats are the ONLY reason her ass is huge.

Truth is, it's both fit AND fat.

Metorid would survive easily enough on ZSS alone.

She's always had colossal tits, just look at the sprites from metroid and metroid 2.

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>She probably has 1 too many dimensions for you, too.
>she's only ever at-best a 2d representation of 3d

well, now I'm trying to figure out how anyone could find a line sexy

You are an idiot. Nintendo knows jack shit, especially about Metroid

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barefoot and legs are superior.

Armor samus is best samus tho

Metroid fans have more to worry about than Samus's tits, like never getting another Metroid game. I bet you think west games like Skyrim have good Female designs.

when are they going to let me lick the shit off of princess peach's asshole

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>fat

No its not.

This is another Ass Autist thread, isn't it?

muh dick etc

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Yes it is.

>cellulose injected blonde bimbos
>attractive
>>>/twitter/

She's also a fictional character, so one question comes to mind

Who gives a fuck?

another buttmad nintendo friend cant handle that team ninja taught them a thing or two about how to handle female characters to appeal to a wide market

>tfw fan of metroid
>love the games
>love samus
She is hot as fuck, so what?

This needs an answer.

Well yeah, she's just perfection per imagination.
She's just not insulting cause it makes sense that she's in that physical form. Just because she's got 10/10 TnA doesn't mean that's her only quality.

Post good Samus pics

My dick takes her seriously.

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It doesn't make sense that she has a fat ass, though. If they made it smaller - that is - trimmed off the excess fat, it would make sense because that would leave her with a ripped booty and not this fit-fat hybrid she has now.

Do you understand my point?

those muscles and those tits are an impossible combination naturally.

WTF, is she wearing a thong suit?!

This. Samus appearance isnt the problem. The fucking problem is that the last good metroid game was almost a decade ago.

>naturally
>fictional character

I'm only saying the ass was fat in terms of size.
Are you saying that her ass would be squishy?
Shits probably firm af famiglia.
Could take a beating.

At that size, it's not just muscles. She has a good amount of fat on it for sure.

So yes, a little squishy.

>tfw a picture of Samus penisbirthing Ridley clones treated her with more dignity than Other M

Oh boy. Anothere thread where anons are getting caught up in "FIT OR FAT ASS" autistic user's shenanigans. Its always so fucking hilarious since he posts in the exactly same manner every single fucking time.

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Bubble butt.

Any chance that someone here could take pics of Corn's ass with this mod?

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Bird magic.

1986 was more than a decade ago, user.

>Samus will never overpower you and ride you until your balls are all dry and you beg her to stop, only to hear her say that she is just starting.

>humans
>fiction
oh, my mistake, what species is samus

>having a body type automatically makes someone a bimbo
That's the real sexism.

half chozo

There are a lot more unnatural things in the series than Samus's body.Plus she belongs to the birds so her body could be very different

fucking zero suit faggots.

>daily Zero Slut Samus bait thread
Thanks OP

>can manifest power armor with the firepower to demolish entire armies in an instant out of nothing
>performs inhuman feats of athleticism like kicking herself up walls
But damn those tits on that physique? Utterly inconceivable!

>tfw not samus
I don't like this

I wish Samus was my mom

Could Samus beat this man?

You can't have sex with your mom user

I for one like bimbo Samus.

Remember 2D Metroid were it has the real Samus that has the same figure of an hour glass? Now do me a favor and stop talking.

Fuck off Brianna.

't is truly bait fit for a pauper here. Empoverished arguments not pertaining to any main game, but rather to a cameo appearance in smash.
Ended thine life, thou gargantuan homosexual.

I disagree

She will never appear in another title of her own because there's no need to.

Nobody wants a metroid game.

They just want to fap to ZS samus.

You just got baited user

Metroid never had a good game until Prime.

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Master Chief is big and muscular with an inverted triangle body and a huge dick and you don't see anyone complaining about how genetically perfect he is.

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