I can't do it. she must have beat me 50 times

I can't do it. she must have beat me 50 times.

her second phase is such bullshit

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dodge left

Someone post the picture with her and the rocks, you know the one

is she the one on the cover? I never realized

bow to your queen

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seriously? just shoot her

>getting beat by pizza girl

Maria is for bullying

MAXI PAD

i dont get the black pudding one

Her and Ghernam are such fucking awesome fights because they don't have any beastly qualities. They fight purely by the measure of their skill. Really memorable stuff.

doesn't she get staggered by nearly everything in 2nd phase?

probably all the blood.

>maria-chan please gehrman for money

That might be true

Black pudding is made with blood.

How did you beat Ludwig?

NO! Lady Maria is not for bully.

Maria is for Doll.

p-period blood?

Why does puffy vulva always make me laugh

PUFFY VULVA

so strange, op here, I've been doing the game without any real guides unless I'm really stuck

now I'm reading how people had a difficult time with Ludwig, really wasn't too bad for me. he seemed more predictable

she is killing me with long range and moves I can't seem to dodge! and I get chained for massive damage

gross!

seriously git gud
if you didn't beat her on your first try you're the worst

same, BL85 and desu i don't wanna win, the more i die the more i love her.
Her 3rd phase is pure art.

you do know the whole game is a metaphor for....... a womans period cycle

>you'll never put your face in her puffy vulva

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Why does everyone hate her so much?

I want to rip out her uterus and use it as my personal onahole!

that's hot

i dont know why but my penis likes this

I feel you op. I can't even even remember how I beat her, I just know it was close.

only if you ask nicely

Friend of mine who barely plays Soulsborne games killed her in a few tries
Don't be a pussy.

I want to squeeze it out of her!
I want to collect it in a little cup and eat it!!!

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>parry bait the boss
literally the easiest boss in the dlc even ayy lmaos were harder

Lady Maria, I'm a robin. Will I ever curl up and become an egg?

Nope, you're in the wrong game

post moar vulva

Git gud

What about Doll?

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Whoa.
I wonder if she's played the game

Would be better if she was cute

her face looks generic as fuck

DELETE THIS

>doll
>having a vagina

It's obviously Maria dressed up as doll

Sound hot.