Why do people like this stick layout?

Why do people like this stick layout?

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what the fuck is wrong with your thumbs

You donät have to move them with your fucking nails

you got some high ass thumbs

If you have thumb pain using a controller you should probably stop being retarded

>being so autistic that you need to make every input with your fingernails

Wie wäre es wenn du dich einfach mal wegficken würdest, Bernd?

>using a controller

What sort of autist holds a controller like that

Because they tend to be d-pad fans.
Everyone knows the Xbone/360 controller layout is superior.

by this diagram you're also showing me that the xbox controller would also hurt one thumb, you're a moron. the playstation controller doesn't hurt my hands at all, the psp did tho

Is this how you retards break controllers? Why would you grip it so hard that you have to bend your thumbs like that? My thumbs lay down. I feel like only a normie would think you should hold it this way. Which would explain the xbox controller and its success with normies early on, it is retard proof.

ayy lmao thumbs

Wieso gehst du denn davon aus, dass er Deutscher ist?

Who the fuck touches the D pad ever

Hello, underage.

I use the double claw on the Dual shock almost all the time.

people arent spiders

how retarded are you

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>only has 3 fingers per hand
These were designed for humans. Gtfo, alien.

Congratulations, you're retarded.

Because most people don't have thumbs twice the size of the index finger

Do you drive with one foot on the gas and one on the brakes?

Weil ä neben ' ist

>HURR UR HOLDING IT WRONG XD

How the fuck else should I hold it to be comfortable?!

Like this?!

>Announcing reports
gg no re

You have cocks from thumbs?

why

I mean, they're right. Underaged, but right.

You should probably stop using the tips of your thumbs to use the sticks, you fucking ayylien.

Symmetry. If I had enough money, I'd invest in some DS4 controllers. As it stands, I'm quite content with my X360 controllers.

It's more relaxed than that.
Put the ends of the controller loosely in your hands. Thumbs stay straight.

>underage
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Fightan, RPG, and indie to name a few genres. Some also prefer it for movement in FPS (for whatever fucking reason).

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Why would you hold the controller in such a retarded way?

mustards are this retarded

OK, what is optimal? X360? That's the same for the right analog.
Steam? That's real bullshit.

>thumbs have 3 joints
get that checked out, seriously

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

What happened to that thumb

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10/10 would suck on the thumb

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What actually triggers me here is using your pointer and middle fingers for all the shoulder buttons. You obviously hate comfort. I only use my two pointer fingers for all four shoulder buttons.

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Everything is wrong with this picture.

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how did you take this picture

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

>Holding a controller like that.
That's why people call you a idiot.

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I'm a spider.

Oh shit! Hey Polygon! Man, that Doom video.

You put the flats of your thumbs on the sticks, you retarded nigger.

If you never use the d-pad, you're playing modern games exclusively and probably missing out on some features in said games

Its the intended way when the controller was originally designed. A lot of older gamers recognize and use this way. But the one finger way is more comfortable.

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>tfw spiderbro gone forever

Me you stupid fuck

Who the fuck holds their fingers up top like this?
Fingers in both shoulder buttons is just stupid

Are you a grill?

what the fuck

>implying he doesn't play fighting games
underage b&

>that thumb

Using the D-pad for fighting games. You must be a casual scrub.

Are you the ayy lmao dude with the Vive?

But your nails are painted. Are you a chick?

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Not everybody wants to by a fightstick.

WHY THIS BITCH GOT A BABY CARROT FOR A THUMB
GODDAMN

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I use pad for all fighting games. Dpad is for button mashing casuals.

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>what is a joke

I hope you don't take Sup Forums comments this seriously all the time

With the PS4 controller you kind of do or else you can easily touch the pad and open a menu or something, it really sucks ass

>all these people complaining about the small thumb

>not noticing the other hand has NO THUMB AT ALL

>fucking up your reply backlinks
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>fed up with controllers that just don't grip?
>tired of tiny controllers that just destroy your hands?
Fucking disingenuous garbage.

he fell for the bait.
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cry harder bitch nigga

The ps4 pad has much more sensitive analogs than the xbone's. They're also not pitted, making them even less viable for high play. I prefer analog when I play pad.

Stop assuming so much.

>I was only pretending to be retarded.
Good job user.

Do you use the middle knuckle of your thumb or something? Just put the tip of the thumb on the stick and you don't hit the pad. It's not fucking hard.

I bet you play Tony Hawk games with the stick too faggot.

Uh no. You realize millions of people own this console you are talking about, so you can't just spout retarded bullshit like that and not be called a moron for it right?

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I've hated Sony controllers every since the dualshock controllers recquired to play ape escape.

They were designed as an addition to an already existing controller rather than built from the ground up to include the analog sticks.

Always felt awkward as fuck, but I'm sure people with baby hands are okay.

This.

The saw that Nintendo has analog and rumble and went "look lively lads and put TWO sticks on our controller! Where? The only spot they'll fit!!"

not everyone is a fat monkey like you

>I hate this thing cus I don't know how to hold it, shit I better throw an insult in to try and hide my insecurities
Kill yourself retard.

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Guys the op image is obviously an exaggerated illustration. But asymmetrical sticks are much more natural and comfortable compared to shitty symmetrical dual shock sticks. Less comfortable position for your hands to maneuver

WTF man. People can't even hold simple objects. He has evolved this far and the only thing he can figure out how to hold is a fucking potato chip.

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>But asymmetrical sticks are much more natural and comfortable
lol

Wtf is going on?

this

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And this is what you get using that pc bastard race controller, poor girl.

Yeah, that controller was built for manlet hands. Nice spot OP.