What game lets me be a badass wizard?

What game lets me be a badass wizard?

Pokemon

Fortune Summoners got the pimping bitch with fire magic and beeswax then you gots da lil' ho Sana with heals keeping errbody fresh as a mufucka

Dragon's Doggy

Magicka

why is lucio imposing on zoey from l4d

Wow thats racist

>nigger acting like a thug
>being scared is racism

Morrowind.

Diabalo 2

Dark Souls 3, but you have to work hard for it.

Either that or realise that you can hold your staff in your left hand and it's somehow more effective.

Why does Lucio talk like a black guy if he's Brazilian?

Baldur's Gate 2 let's you be the baddest wizard.

It's a pretty cool progression, at level 1 in BG1 you're literally shit tier. In the BG2 expansion at level 20++ you're raining death and destruction on everything.

MagicMaker.

Spell crafting is perfection.

>dude is happy for his newly bought game
>she assumes he's going to hurt her just because the guy is black
Looks p racist to me

sheeeet

>Man wears wifebeater
>gangster symbols/tattoos
>talks like hes from the ghetto
On top of all that if you've seen some gamestops in some of the ghetto places like Detroit you might see bars on the window. Nigga she ain't racist she just knows better.

Die Hard Trilogy on Playstation.
Was pretty damn fun.

if the man wasn't marked for urban warfare, a stereotype of the boyz in the hood, and he's loud and unpredictable, saying ZAP MOTHAFUCKA, tell me you would not be scared.

but you're p racist for pointing out racism in where other context lies.

Easily Space Station 13. You can even become a true Wizard with Genetics

>dude paid for the game
>she still expects him to bash her head in based on his skin

>you will never have a thug black friend who is a huge D&D nerd
>"Ayoo nigga check out dis stealth check, getting summa dat +5 situational bonus n shiet!"

hey its me sawbones

nowhere in the comic is it implied the transaction happened.

He's literally handling over the money at bottom left

oh right. i see the wad of bills. stupid speech bubbles obstruct it for me.

but there ya go, wad of bills. another thing to be scared of, criminals always love to carry all their cash on them.

Imagine missing this due to your subconscious racism.

#whitepeople

Destiny

Spotted the SJW. Nigger nigger nigger

>posting a hashtag on a board that doesn't support that shit

#justniggerthings

Do you know who also carries money on them? customers

not that much cash

NetHack

60 bucks?

who the fuck carrys 60 one dollar bills

no, he's got to have at least 20s all in that stack, he even rolls it up like they do with that much money, for easy flashin,

>recommending him that game
nigga is going to come back and murder her

And here I hoped that blatantly retarded use of the hashtag gave away the sarcasm.
Guess I was wrong.

>hashtagging is sarcasm

you're retarded for using it, that's for sure.

It should be illegal for black people to go places without a white person chaperoning them, that shit could seriously cause people to have heart attacks.

Thats not a wizzard.... Thats a nigger. Get your wizzard facts right

Care to point out where I said hashtagging was sarcasm?

I said that I had assumed using a hashtag on a forum that does not support the use of it, just as you said, would give away the fact that I was joking. Especially coupled with an idea as retarded as "subconscious racism".

But yes, I was wrong. I forgot how many mouth breathing retards there are on Sup Forums, my mistake.

>implying its not a new dark magician reskin

But he paid for it. It makes no sense.

Clothing is one thing but he's behaving completely harmless. The world must be a scary place for you.

we find sarcasm through tone. humans are incapable of finding it by written word alone.

a suitable smug anime girl woulda sufficed.

No hat no robe no beard no gray hair... Its like you shills dont even try anymore

How has nobody thrown this out yet

>2020-4
>still falling for novice illusion tricks

Hory sheet u can read calendar ? I give you job at bottom right of my taskbar but you gotta dance everytime i boot

Skyrim

What does racist mean exactly?

The only fun part of being a Skyrim wizard is using that one Master Illusion spell that makes everyone fight each other.

None of the other schools are good except maybe Conjuration.

>not Nizzard

I thought the animations for shooting lightning and fire and shit were pretty cool. I'm sure the gangster nigger would have found it "dope"

Jesus christ kill me