Your ideal vidya woman

Where do I find a lady like her, Sup Forums?

Bitchy
Manipulative
Egoist
Demanding
But the pussy game ridiculous

Sounds like my ex

I love Reisen!

>you will never marry a drop-dead gorgeous succubus

Stupid reality...

I want to marry Raya-O!

>Manipulative
AS OPPOSED TO TRISS RIGHT YOU FUCKING TRISSFAG
YEN IS THE BEST DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT

>Your ideal vidya woman
Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humour.
Just like me.

Here OP, go nuts
But user, he has only played the witcher 3

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Triss wanted to let Yen die, let Geralt think Yen betrayed him and Ciri and pimp out Ciri as some Prince's sex slave to gain more influence for the lodge.

She is an unforgivable piece of fucking shit.

Easy.

Must be natural redhead.

Did you buy that figurine you had your eyes on?

Yes, I've had it for some time now, but it arrived only a few days before I unexpectedly had to leave home for a while. I've been away with relatives for well over a month now. I'll make sure to post it when I do go back eventually, but that will probably take at least another month.

My waifu is my ideal woman

She's never been my favourite DOA, but she does look very cute there. Here expression and the way she has her mouth open just a tiny bit~

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it hurts. why do the japanese give us a glimpse of perfection that is unattainable in this mortal realm

at your local nursing home

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I want to kiss Morrigan.

Look for anyone with a hunchback.
Pic related is best sorceress
Also waifus are shit and only faggots that havr never seen a vagina other than online have them.

>your wife will never look this good when she is near her 50´s

The cinderella quest with her was adorable. Shame her sex scene is copy pasted from 2.

Sure she will. She, too, is imaginary!

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>hot as fuck
>respectable job
>not a manipulative psyco bitch
>just wants someone to chill with, have fun and fuck

Best girl too bad Geralt is only attracted to crazy cunts.

I remember wanting them to fuck so badly the first time I played this.

Sonyggers have arrived with their uncharted circlejerk. Abandon thread

>console war faggotry

Can't you just admit Elena is a qt without all the bullshit?

Yeah Shani is my choice girl too

Th....them?

I won't disagree with it, I've just been conditioned to expect high levels of retardation when uncharted is mentioned.

In the leather room.

literally perfect

>Jill will never gently dominate you in bed

I have truly just been put on earth to suffer for the rest of my life.

Matriach Farah

It would be stupid to choose somebody else

Shani is the real pussy supreme

>Yenn
>Manipulative
You meant Triss, right?

Outside.