Holy shit this fucking whore god damn piece of shit reeee

Holy shit this fucking whore god damn piece of shit reeee

It's fights like this that really make me notice some of this game's short comings. Like the bullshit camera. And how you need to farm for blood echoes when you run out of vials and bullets.

How do you beat this boss? I'm using ludwigs, with the arcane damage from the phantasm shell. Old hunter bone when needed.

I beat her with the Kirkhammer. She's fairly easy to parry and big lunges can be baited by putting distance between the two of you

If you think she's rough I guarantee you'll be making a thread about the boss after her

Pistol the best weapon to parry with?

I didn't have any trouble with her. I used the Chikage and didn't parry, 'cause fuck the cheese. I didn't even bother to restock on vials after Failures and went balls deep in her ass.

>he gets bullied by Lady Maria

How? She was made to be bullied

Eye-hand coordination worked for me.

>Beta-abyss watcher
>Hard

Is she called pizza girl in the image because the whirligig saw destroys her?
How did I never make this connection before

Dodge towards her, not away from her.
Learn her parry timings.
If you can handle Ludwig, you can handle Mariah.

Ye boi

but user, Abyss Watchers = Lady Maria lite

Literally beat her my first try. Must be hard being a non arcane scrub

She can be stun locked which means she's piss easy. If I can do it with a Doll build you can do it with the Ludwigs overpowered sword.

Might as well give up now, Laurence and Orphan make her look like a tutorial level boss.

If you can't beat her legit use the Augur, the ultimate bullying tool. Also if you are running out of vials/bullets on her godspeed if you make it to Orphan.

how do you beat this boss
>equip a gun in your left hand

disregard phantasm shell and hunter bone, waste of bullets. shell only gives flat minimal arcane, and no boss requires you to use OHB.

>step 2
parry and visceral for the win

or just don't wake her up

I must have died to her over 20 times.
Here's how you do it: parry everything
Not good at parrying? Go back to the first tombstone and practice on low level mooks.
Also, if you start tensing up and feel like you're gonna put your foot thru your TV, turn of the game for a few minutes and start it up later.
You must be serene.

I will never understand how people have a hard time with Maria.

Well maybe you shouldn't have woken her up!

shhh don't wake her up

WAKE UP LADY MARIA

HEY YOU FAT BITCH WAKE THE FUCK UP

What do you expect from LHB wielding noobs

Use a real weapon OP, pound and grind her into a fleshy pink pulp.

How could she be a wall if you managed to beat Ludwig?

This helps.

press r1 until your stamina bar is empty, tap circle once, regain stamina, press r1 until stamina bar is empty.
there, you beat Lady "bully me" Maria

OP here
I've put the most points in Arcane, 28
I'm level 91

I've been playing DaS1 on PC at 60fps. I played BB at the 30fps lock, but it feels and plays fine. When I take of DSfix for DaS1, the locked 30fps feels terrible. Why is it like this?

Every human boss is easy as shit when you learn to parry.

I know it's a meme, but git gud at parrying.