Make 10/10 trap

>make 10/10 trap
>can't fuck it

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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can you fuck regis

is it actually a dude? are u trying to meme me again, Sup Forums?

>Western "women"

That's not a trap m8. That's a bird

well geralt is not a faggot like you

Fucking rekt.

But seriously is it a trap or not?

That sidequest was pretty great.
Is there an ending to it where she ends up with Guillaume?
I pretty much got him friendzoned and then he got mad at me and gave me my cash and told me to fuck off.

Its a bird girl
Not joking

But traps aren't gay

"Her" or Anna needed to get fucked so bad

fucking degenerate faggot kill yourself

you fucked up pretty badly knave

Stay on funnyjunk you blubbering retard

Well shit.

>can't appreciate good boipucci
You're the degenerate

Eh, no regrets, he was a bitch.
I was hoping to cuck him.

>two (2) minutes since last post
>already page 5
Jesus christ this board is fast

Do you just say meme words without knowing anything about fuckall?

>you'll eventually finish the DLC and Geralt will have to go back to the stinking cesspit that is Velen where bumblefuck peasants sell out old women to witchhunters for ten bucks so they can stop eating boiled boots and fucking their animals
I want to stay here forever

How do you do it?

Also
>not choosing Ravix

uh, choose the option with the reflection in the lake?

Do you?

What are you on about? I've settled down in my vineyard with Ciri

There really weren't any top shelf bitches for Geralt to fuck this time around. The one at the end was cool and all but it felt tacked on.

because geralt is a WOMANIZER

>play the DLC for 10 hours so far
>realize I have not seen a single elf in the entire time I've been playing
>enjoy it even more
Based Emhyr solved the knife-ear problem. Toussaint a best

Yeah,
there's so many references to the books it's overwhelming.

Tousaint really is paradise. You'd be lucky to be born there. Honestly who would rather live in Velen or Skellige than Toussaint?

It's almost a parallel with whites and niggers.

well traps are males, they get balding just like males, fart like males. smell like males and have high hormone and mental disorder

I seriously want to get the ending where Geralt pisses off the Duchess if only because the idea of him getting kicked out of paradise for doing a good deed is so fitting to end it that way

Retards like to spout words, more at 11

>fart like males
Kek

>none of them were traps
those trap threads being spammed on Sup Forums back in 2012 really fucked this place up

>those breasts
>those hips
>that waist
>trap
yeah nah

Do you get banned or what? I never made a save where I didn't get the ribbon so I don't know what happens.

Does that laugh actually comment on aerondight if you use it agaisnt him?

>feather pubes

You get sent to prison

Sent to jail, based Dandelion breaks you out, Duchess hates you for getting her cunt sister killed

Honestly it seems really perfect way to end Geralt's story

>fart like males
Women don't fart?
What do they do to get rid of gas?

Ah just watched it.

Pretty hilarious, but I'm happy with the ending I got.

They toot

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bretty gud quest

CAW CAW CAW CAW

The animation and the way the wight moved was fucking amazing. I was completely bowled over.

I love how he becomes a drunk once you beat the game since he couldn't get a gf.