A Sup Forums MMO with classes based on boards

>a Sup Forums MMO with classes based on boards
Would you play it? How would it work?

No I wouldn't play it because 90% of the players will be edgy, comedian-wannabe teenagers playing as Sup Forums.

Everyone tells each other to fuck off.
Except for Sup Forums because they're retards.

>trying to get the LOL comic from the loss quest
>instantly run into Sup Forumsfags spamming SU and loud house cancer
And the quest is about to prune. Seriously, fuck Sup Forums players.

>Mods are overpowered bosses
>First hit kill and your ass is banned for being a faggot

No, I wouldn't play it.

Civ4chan was pretty fun, so probably.

>He mains Sup Forums

Sup Forums would kill everything and it would be up to Sup Forums to stop them. Call it gay but that is completely feasible.

>They nerfed the final boss to be some ching chong chink
>/fit/ extremely overpowered

>Class: The shitposter
>Ultimate: Ban-Evasion

/his/ here. stat me

>implying anyone on /fit/ is intelligent enough to be anything other than a workhorse (tanks and shit).

I like rangers, so I guess I'll main /out/.

/ck/ might be fun too.

No because MMOs are straight garbage.

peach boards are a pvp enabled zone

I would rather play with them than most faggots that inhabit online games

>they nerf Sup Forums in gamergate patch

Knew this would happen after tumblr complained

>not maining /tg/ and having your minions do everything for you

I was thinking the same thing

Daily reminder to thank your medi/ck/

>Sup Forums class is overpowered because it can literally change the game
>No one uses it because the game is not for linux

>play as a Janitor class
>don't get any gold from quests

well this is fucking retarded

>Mods are overpowered bosses
>First hit kill and your ass is banned for being a faggot

I would laugh but goddamn.

Like DFO with class branches. You'd have the vidya boards, the art boards, the homosex boards, the porn boards, the education boards, and the anime boards, and then they'd split and specialize.

We're doomed.

>Implying /tg/ isn't the bard class

I'd main /h/ as a succubus with overwhelmingly lewd powers.

Scribe. Moderate to high intellect. Everything else is average/baseline.

>They're stronger than me so they're dumb!

I'd probably main /an/ as a druid with an /x/ witch/warlock secondary. Maybe /sci/ as an arcane mage.

main antagonist

Beautiful

Sup Forums is the class you unlock after beating the game normally and finding out how fucked up everything is.

High intelligence, high strength, high constitution, high wisdom, and high speed, but they don't get any weapons, just their fists and a couple of hand-me-down magic spells from [s4s] and Sup Forums

> the homosex boards
No need to mention /vg/ twice.

Would it be wrong if I play as /d/?

Sup Forums would be stupid strong.

>everyone plays as a girl
>everyone chooses the furfag race

>this is what Sup Forums actually believes

made me laugh =)

welp
farewell, this was an interesting thread

/sci/ reporting in, /u/ is my secret subclass

It's true, though. All the smart people move over to Sup Forums or /sci/.

Hell, /sci/ was my first board, then Sup Forums, then Sup Forums.

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[s4s] master race

>Sup Forums is the rapping bard
>says he won't heel you, but still eventually heals you before you die
>doesn't do much else

>/d/ is raiding us fuck, fuck
>one person gets stunlocked and violated in countless unspeakable manners while everyone else flees
>Ruined forever that person leaves his board's guild and joins the /d/ fold
Rinse, repeat until it's just the weirdest, most frightening porn game ever made.

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This shit actually reminds me of Forumwarz, whatever happened to that game?

Sup Forums
+10 shitposting
+8 memes
+5 magical defense

special skills:
porn thread distraction - leaves enemies open to critical attacks.
meme storm - bombard enemies with memes reducing intelligence by 5 per level of spell, may also actually hit the caster

weaknesses:
- vulnerable to console war spells
- consumes mana the fastest of all classes, needs constant supply of gamer fuel
- actually having to play video games

Again:

>moot is secret character
>all the enemies are Australian

There's already a proper Sup Forums RPG game.

incredibly underrated imo. as in it actually fucking works as an actual game.

Pure /sci/ reporting in, Sup Forums is trash and politics at large are absolute garbage
Mankind Divided looks like a cool game

kek

Again, but it's true

Prove me wrong.

Oh wait, you can't.

>play as /mlp/
>draw aggro really easy, and is a great tank
>nobody wants to group with them though and would much rather play with nothing but DPS like /d/, Sup Forums or/pol/

/m/ would be beaten by all the tank classes in pvp :^)

/u/ would have the ability to look like Sup Forums from a distance and strike before the enemy realizes it's too late.

>nobody wants to main /k/

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>[s4s] class
>Complete power over RNG (dubs)
>Lowest intelligence stat

/sci/ has become a lot worse in recent years, but it's still a good board.

If you actually cared about science, you'd realize that the fields need to stop being politicized by feminist ass cancer. I got so fucking pissed when I read about sexist icebergs that I ventured onto Sup Forums for the first time and found it wasn't as bad as I had been led on to believe.

i think you mean highest

Bet if this game existed, the best class would be for one of the boards that no one talks about.

You mean... /z/?

What would /d/ be?

>[s4s]
>Starts with 90 in luck stat
>Starts with 2 in everything else

>Sup Forums
>Luck permanently capped below 11
>Start with 1 in every stat but get 2x the growth rate of anyone else

If all the classes were exactly like the boards themselves, [s4s] would be way too OP

So would /fa/ or /cgl/ get the clothing gimmick?

/video games/, /books/, and /vip/ are secret unlockable classes only to people who register in the first 11 months.

you mean /fk/?

>main Sup Forums
>first boss is a witch
>uses transform spell at me
>turned into /r9k/
>mfw

user...
the board is gone

Well it would at least have be a character people can access.

>two /x/ roleplaying in a corner

/fa/ and /cgl/ are gender locked, but essentially the same class except /cgl/ gets the repulsive passive, and /fa/ gets the the annoying passive

/u/ and /y/ are also essentially the same class.

I'd main /k/

Sup Forums = Goonswarm but somehow even worse
Sup Forums = Pandemic Legion...but worse

All in all it would eventually resemble EvE; everyone gets tired of Sup Forums's shit eventually after years of domination and they gettheir shit slapped.

You know how Ragnarok Online had that bard/dancer thing?

>going to Sup Forums is the only way you can care about being against political correctness restricting academic exploration
A single Orwell essay is enough for most people with functional brains; Sup Forums's added diseases are unnecessary
ME:A is shaping up to be another mess given all the staff departures

/hm/ might suck healing cock if they're desperate. the bright armour really catches eyes.
double kek
a mod needs a 70 man raid party at least with a few ban dodgers to tank. so broken.

>/z/ and /fk/ are gone

WHAT THE FUCK

That's not true, all the boys who visit /u/ want to be submissive girls while all the girls who visit /y/ want to be dominant guys

Who /trash/ here?

Nah man we just need to chemo ourselves before it's too late.

Doesn't help that I've always been a fan of Thunderf00t's science videos.

>decide to main a /x/ warlock because it sounds fun
>starting area is full of ERPlayers asking how to summon their tulpa/ succubus minion
>roll traps specced Sup Forums instead

> he bought the shitty DLC Character

So what you're saying is Sup Forums and /jp/ are full of wizards?

Fug

>/n/, /out/ and /biz/ team up to make the best team
>are immediately forgotten because no one visits those boards.

>try out a /lit/ class
>can't see shit because of the wall of texts

holy fuck you need a fucking dictionary to play this

>try out /adv/
>literally tells the other faction what to do to win the game
This is rigged

>Main /fit/ class
>Can't adjust my characters height
Triggered

More like can't read anything interesting because the place is full of regressives who scorn you for reading things like We

Support class with a focus on buffing and debuffing via various transformations and boosting or lowering morale. Their bread and butter mechanic is the "penis stack." While attaching a penis to an ally increases stats substantially, you have to be careful as too many stacks of penis can end up decreasing morale and making your allies less effective.

Due to its large amount of battlefield control AoE stuns, tentacle grapples, and confusion effects, a /d/ can function by itself but it has very little in the way of DPS.

>try playing /qa/
>Literally nothing gets done

/lit/ is characterized by bottles of piss and genuine contempt for books

WUZ

are you the Sup Forums guy from earlier?

>You can recruit Sup Forums as a hired gun
>But all they do is stand there in a power stance waiting until you change your name to Dr Pavel or Bane

Shitposter class
All of everyone plays it

critical damage is multiplied and applied by number of repeating digits; if it's a get like time slows down and ALL incoming attacks multiply the damage by the number off attacks made during the slow

does low damage (single points) if not dubs

/d/ charms and confuses people, and uses attacks people wouldn't think of normally
has a move that will kill, but you might not like the results, also buffs team-mates and de-buffs enemies
immunity to Sup Forums's porn dump, Sup Forums raids, and Sup Forums's samson option, but is a heavier target for /d/, /trash/, and gets more damage from /toy/