Literally no shota hero

>literally no shota hero
Why are they all old men vee?

running the world

OLD

MEN

MAN

Unatco?

Shotas are too pure.

Just imagine Torbjorn is a shota with a beard.

Then fantasize how much you can his cock to be ramed in your ass.

Problem solved.

There should never be characters under 16 or so in any piece of media. Not for any censorship reasons but just because I find them annoying. Teenagers are retards and kids are annoying.

Blizzard fucked up by making the lore about heroes of the past, so all of them have to be at least in their 20s. Except D.Va because we need our drooling korean fanbase

Soldier 76 is a DILF
A DILF!

> This place loathes loli
> But celebrates shota

Are we hitin' some new levels of double standards or some shit?

No, Savage.

>because I find them annoying. Teenagers are retards and kids are annoying.

Then why are you on Sup Forums?

...

>loathes loli
But we don't.

A character like this would be idea.

Old men can be cute

The rioting has intensified to the point where we may not be able to contain it

ideal*

>loathes loli

Can't kill kids in FPS game, somehow MOBAs got free pass

No

Sup Forums used to be pretty solid for gaming news and I'd say maybe one topic in 100 is good. Also I think I just sort of assume everyone is my age until it becomes really obvious they're 18 at best.

I loathe both.

those are shitposters

beccause you don't kill children? -.-
jesus christ what's wrong with this board

Maybe you don't lol

>-.-
spot the newfag

Shota a best.
Also just circumvent his death by giving him a multi-dimensional gimmick, allowing him to zip into some other dimension upon "death" with his respawn animation being him coming back out of a dimension portal.

That all sounds pretty dumb but I'm sure someone a lot smarter than me can figure out a decent way to do it.

>ghost kid
>Has been a ghost for however many years so he had a chance to be a hero already
>Already dead, no harm done by killing him again
Fixed

>ghost shota
This is my fetish.

Having a hard time thinking of what character like that could do. Maybe stun and slow but can't do shit for damage?

hitbox problems probably

I bet the kid that used the Doomfist in the Museum short will become a playable hero in the future

Then we'll have our shota

What are you talking about?

Shota 76 when
Where's the nearest drawthreads

THIS, he's a QT

UNF

D.VA x 76

The real question would be why every American in Overwatch's a Clint Eastwood character.

Didn't they make D.Va 19 specifically to avoid a child soldier angle? Can't imagine doing a kid character

A kid character could perhaps be some science genius who develops his own robot he controls via VR or something

Then we can have a good fighter with kid personality

I heard that they where going to do a Guts inspired hero.