GET FUCKED, DENUVOFAGS

GET FUCKED, DENUVOFAGS

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IT'S HAPPENING

>doesn't actually play the game

>just loads it and crashes before 20%

uhuh sure

>i-its not ready yet haha
>it just crashes
>not like its in progress

D E N I A L

This isn't horseshoes or hand grenades.

Almost doesn't mean a fucking thing.

Progress doesn't mean a fucking thing.

Either it's cracked or it's not. Right now it's not. Stop flipping your sissy dick around like something was actually accomplished.

>progress doesn't mean a fucking thing
Holy shit are you even listening to yourself

I chose my words very carefully. There's literally nothing to get excited about because it's probably more likely this will result in nothing than a full working crack. Progress doesn't mean anything if the outcome is uncertain.

A crack that's 99% functional and 1% nonfunctional is the same as a crack that's 0% functional. Understand you fucking mongoloid?

Never underestimate the power of programmers wanting to get shit for free.

by your logic, a soap that kills 99% of germs is the same as washing your hands in shit and piss

keep denying denuvofags, in time you will accept the inevitable

I will laugh at your face once I'll be playing Doom for F R E E, not one single dollar spent
denuvofags are pathetic

Even if it's crashing now it's just a matter of time until it works. They already got it to start. Once the big obstacle is down everything changes. Stop being retarded.

That's what we call a strawman argument. You're mistakenly thinking that washing your hands and cracking a game have identical methods and conclusions.

The goal of soap is not to kill every single bacteria in the world.

The goal of the crack is to render the entire game's DRM moot.

The scope is entirely different, as as a result partial completion of the crack is the same as failure.

I'll be laughing with you if it's cracked. You misunderstand my perspective. I'm not pro-DRM or pro-Denuvo. I'm a pirate and always will be. But I'm not sitting here marinating in precum because the crack is still nonfunctional.

There's no reason to be laughing right now. Eager little child.

I'm intrigued. Is this another exploit to bypass Denuvo, or is it an actual crack of the system?

In other words, does this crack have implications for other Denuvo games?

>get btfo/cornered
>b-but I'm with you guys
>that pic

Reddit is the other way, pal.

>It only had 500k sales

Well, at least once it's cracked someone will play it

...isn't that a bit like saying getting the door to the bank vault open doesn't mean shit until you can stuff the cash in your pockets?

I sort of feel like the hard part is done

is that for PC only or all sales?

why are you stuttering
are u a cute anime girl????????

>poorfags
It's one thing to be a pirate and take stuff when it's free. And a completely separate thing to lust after a game you can't play because you can't afford it and your only hope is piracy.
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So... is it cracked or not?

Protip: acting like you won the argument doesn't actually win you the argument. At the end of the day the game's still uncracked and until it is I will be 100% correct.

>I sort of feel like the hard part is done
Your feelings are irrelevant. There are many more instances where good cracking ideas fall short of a breakthrough than actual breakthroughs.

The crack isn't done until it's released and proven to work. Until then there's no point getting excited.

Honestly how many times do cracking teams need to let you down before you stop believing in them?

It's over 500k in PC sales alone.

Source on OP image? Also is it a crack for Denuvo or simply a workaround?

Shut the fuck up, kiddo. You can't even play the game despite these wild claims of Doom getting "cracked"

Come back when you can actually play it (You won't because you never will)

>At the end of the day the game's still uncracked and until it is I will be 100% correct.
See you in a few days, redditor.

That is all it is about. Cracks for new DRM can take time but once people figure it all out the DRM just becomes defunct and can new games will be easily cracked. Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory still has the record for time to crack.

Yeah. Oh wait, no you won't, because threads about this announcement will have died out and there will still be no crack.

>Windows 10
>chrome

FBI van is probably outside his out right now

Oh yeah. Well, if you eat 3/4 sandwich you are still full. You just don't get it man.

Now leave me alone so I can continue laying in my bed instead of getting s job and doing something with my life so I could possibly afford vidya.

>The goal of the crack is to render the entire game's DRM moot.

Which a partial crack can accomplished, so long as the game is playable it doesn't matter if the DRM is still there.

That's hilarious if true. It's DOOM ffs the brand alone should guarenteed at least +1 million sales in the first week let alone a month.

Speaking of strawmen

>Honestly how many times do cracking teams need to let you down before you stop believing in them?
This sort of pissy unsupportive attitude is exactly the reason nobody bothers with the scene anymore. It used to be people got excited about progress made in shit like this, now you just grump around like a pack of faggots going "if it's not ready, fuck off, and when it is ready, put it on tpb and then fuck off"

Piracy isn't dying because of shit like Denuvo, it's dying because of shitters like you making it not fun anymore

So the crack lets you play 75% of the game?

No. It lets you play 0% of the game. Feeling satisfied?

Incorrect. This "partial crack" gets you 17% into the initial loading screen. The game is uncracked because it's unplayable.

Your denial is delicious. I'll be playing D44M in no time and there's nothing you can do about it.

why are you defending anti-consumer practices on a anime board son?

game prices aren't going to go down

once the denuvo guys shutdown you won't be able to activate your games anymore

I have a job and can afford vidya.
I will never pay for a Denuvo game and will enjoy Doom for free once it's cracked even if it takes months. I'm not a spastic who treats SP games like they have an expiration date

If little crybaby script kiddies get discouraged enough to bail on the scene because of the shit I'm talking then boo god damned hoo. I don't want anything to do with piss ants that can't handle reality or a modicum of legitimate criticism.

The title screen is so amazing. You just don't get it man. I'm really playing vidya, I'm really doing it.

Piracy is dying because the jailbreaking scene is more interesting/profitable. Most would-be software pirates work for white-hat firms like Denuvo

I'm not. Read the thread. I'm a pirate; I'm just not blowing my wad at the announcement of literally nothing. This is non-news.

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Shills BTFO

How do you poorfags even afford internet?

I hope someone robs your company leaving them with no choice but to let you go.

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>I'm just not blowing my wad

What "legitimate criticism" is that?

"it's not done yet"?

That seems to be the best you've got.

You, who probably shitpost up GET HYPE threads after the first E3 trailer or leaked alpha footage of a game, who probably preorders shit all the time like a fucking bitch, sit here and criticize amateur software development done for $0.00 because someone had the audacity to be interested in it before it was totally finished?

Get your dick stuck in something metal, fag

now post gameplay :)

Unlikely to happen considering the industry I'm in gives me plenty of job security.

Have fun being eternally butthurt over people playing vidya for free and crying it's theft like a baby. I bet you pay for porn too kek

By not blowing my money on shit I can just download for free.

>What "legitimate criticism" is that?
That progress updates to something that has an uncertain path to completion is ridiculous.

If you don't know how many more miles you have to walk to reach your house, you can't realistically call your mommy and tell her you're almost home while still retaining credibility.

>the rest of your post
What are you so upset about? That someone is reminding you that you're getting excited over nothing? Get over it.

Question: If pirates are all poorfags then why treat them as lost sales when they supposedly can't afford games?

this
it's capitalism, plain and simple. If I can profit for free, then I will.

>tfw poorates will never EVER play DOOM

>You could just simply work some hours/days to buy the game

>No, I'm gonna wait until someone cracks the game

Feels good not to be neeto

>That progress updates to something that has an uncertain path to completion is ridiculous.

Denuvo is not uncrackable even the company that made it said that. Only retards that don't know how computers work think something can be uncrackable.

Is this meme magic where we spam never ever so it's more likely to happen?
worked for GTAV and MGSV

You could just simply work some hours/days to buy your porn

You could just simply work some hours/days to buy your music

You could just simply work some hours/days to buy a Sup Forums pass

I bet you do all of these things right?

I'm not saying it's uncrackable you illiterate shit. I'm saying the "current" crack is non functional. So there's nothing to get excited about.

Why would anyone argue this point? It's 100% true.

Erm, yes?

Based on sales, nobody is playing it :)

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>Spending money on video games when you can spend it on Games Workshop brand plastic crack instead.

ayy lmao

>You could just simply wait some hours/days to play the game for free

>No, I'm gonna buy the game without knowing whether its shit and pretend youtube videos and game reviews are the same as playing it

Feels good to have patience and self restraint
Feels good not to be a consumerist whore

eastern yurop here
unlimited 100 mbit down costs $10-12
min. wage is like $400 a month
it's really fucking cheap and reliable

>he pays for porn

>he buys porn when there are literally hundreds of free porn websites
>he buys music when there's spotify where you can listen to music for free
>he bought Sup Forums pass

What a fucking loser lmao

>crack a game
>on an operating system with built in spyware

such a fucking retard

Why do people hate Denuvo? Does it stop people from cracking games or something?

Congratulations on pirating Doom 64

>supporting a shit company that's using the worst form of DRM
>buying a Doom game with no mod support

Literally immoral.

>implying M$ gives a fuck about some slav
M8 I live in a 3rd world country, I could pirate shit and they wouldn't bat an eye.

Thank the EU for that

>Does it stop people from cracking games
Yes
Also completely kills archival since you can't play backups

I'm sure you just posted this to bait out HURR DURR ITS CUZ DEY POOR responses

No, I've just skipped the Denuvo threads because it seemed like both sides were just throwing shit back and forth.

GTAV and MGSV didn't have denuvo, autismboi

what were the sales? I haven't seen them yet.

>doesn't pay for porn
>doesn't pay for music
>doesn't pay for tv
>doesn't pay for movies
>doesn't pay for books
>doesn't pay for anime
>doesn't pay for comics
>B-BUT VIDYA PIRACY IS STEALING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY FUCKING PORRFAGS I HOPE SOMEONE ROBS YOUR COMPANY SO YOU LOSE YOUR JOB REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because it's basically killed the PC video game piracy scene, outside of shitty indie games that can't afford it.

It doesn't make it impossible to crack, but such a pain in the ass that no one wants to be bothered with it. Dragon Age Inquistion used Denovo and was cracked, for example, but it took almost a month of work to accomplish.

>tfw I'm poor but I still got to play it from selling some misc vidya stuff

>MGSV didn't have denuvo, autismboi

Progress to a crack to something that can be cracked is news. It only cannot be news if you incorrectly believe it cannot be cracked and this progress therefore means nothing as it can fall apart.

Just turn off your internet
No data sent out, no data received

>trusting Windows with an internet connection in the first place
Just run Windows in a virtual machine and never allow the virtual machine to connect to the net.

It wasn't cracked, it was bypassed and future updates closed the loophole

That's why you use natty windows 7 with all the updates disabled and boycott windows 10

You can stick your EU up your arse, fucking malnourished African. We've got a good connection before the union.

>people honestly believe they're a special snowflake out of MILLIONS of people that microsoft is gonna do anything about

You're never going to be anything special in your life

>shills
P A R A N O I D

That's what I'm doing on my desktop. My laptop is full GNU+Linux.

Yeah, via the same reparation cash coming from the same countries.

Poland has done very well for itself but you're deluded if you think the recovery was possible without help,

>it's basically killed the PC video game piracy scene

Meanwhile I've played nearly two dozen AAA titles this year alone without paying for a single one of them

Consolefags say the darndest things

>Progress to a crack
That's the thing. You don't know if this is actually progress because you don't know if the method they're using will actually be successful with time. It's very likely the method will result in a dead end because most of the time that's exactly what happens.

Calling it progress is a misunderstanding of how software cracking actually happens. I don't know how many times this needs to be illustrated to be understood.

They can say a crack is 99% done, but until it's 100% done it's the same as being 0% done. The result is either complete or incomplete because it's uncharted territory. You can't realistically say you're making progress if you don't actually know if you're even moving in the right direction.

It's not a race in a straight line. It's a maze. You don't know if you're making progress in a maze until you're suddenly out of the maze.

I mean this is a super simple concept. I'm trying my best to explain it.

>unlimited 100 mbit down costs $10-12
Nowhere in slav europe will you get that for 8€
It's fucking 35€ minimum

You mean the very last update after all of the DLC which you can get cracked?

le nothing to hide faec

>GNU+Linux

All you denuvo cucks saying its not working and it crashes at 20%.

This is not denuvo anymore, those are checks the game itself does. Denuvo is circumvented.so yes, denuvo BTFO

>That's the thing. You don't know if this is actually progress because you don't know if the method they're using will actually be successful with time. It's very likely the method will result in a dead end because most of the time that's exactly what happens.

Which means you can cross off one avenue of potentially cracking something and move onto the next using what you have learnt from the previous work.

You know, progress...

You are a retard. Every software has bugs. According to your logic all software in the world is non-functional because of undetected bugs.