What would dying from touching a Goomba feel like?

What would dying from touching a Goomba feel like?

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horrible pain all over you're body

This. I imagine it like fire.

I think the most painful part is phasing through the ground on your way to hell and your body is filled with brick, rock and dirt.

Imagine placing a toothpick underneath your toenail and kicking a wall except all over your body.

Embarrassing

Agonizing and excruciating pain, like someone drilling a screw into your nutsack against a splintered wooden board and then forcing you to stand up immediately, ripping your ballsack open.

Or like getting hotsauce stuck up your urethra.

rrrrrrrr.... WHAT?! WHAT?!

neurotoxins that act quick and kill you

like stepping on a lego :D

like jumping off a cliff

>Or like getting hotsauce stuck up your urethra.

trust me on this, you NEVER want this to happen to you. jesus christ

like a dream

high impact sexual violence

Daily Reminder: You don't die from touching a Goomba. You get a heart attack from realizing that you were so stupid to run into the world's shittiest mook ever, you just kill yourself for being a faggot.
That, or you get Goomba Diabetes. Which ever comes first

Like being bludgeoned to death by a dried out old circumcised penis head.

You don't actually die from "touching" goombas, that's just a representation of the goomba hurting you in more realistic ways, like biting you or kicking you or blowing a load of goomba spores in your face, they just didn't have the technology for that at the time and it carried over to the modern games.

How does a goomba even kill you, anyway? It's just a big soft knob with feet.

well there are modern mario games and they still do jack shit when you touch them.

What would happen if I took the boot off?

It would be extremely painful.

You die from getting its spores on you

You obviously get a heart attack from the shock of touching such a horrifyingly terrible creature.

for Wii-U

Feels like bags of sand

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Only one way to find out...

pic looks like a dick lol

lol

lmao so truuuu!!

Internal bleeding.

Story ? Come on user, don't let us down

The RPGs show them attacking by literally ramming into their enemies; since they don't have any bones, they probably brace themselves and getting tackled by one is like getting crushed by a large boulder.

>Jump on top of goomba.
>Kill it.
>Goomba bumps into your foot.
>You die.

bag of sand

FUCK YOU I JUST PEED MY PANTS

salty milk and coins

Like being attacked by a non lethal spider.

The RPGs have them headbutting you

bag of sand Andy? have you ever touched a goomba?

like placing toothpicks underneath all of your toenails and then kicking a wall at full force

Salty milk and coins.