Why does Nintendo always designs their girls so sexual?

Why does Nintendo always designs their girls so sexual?

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What's her name again?

>Japanese company doing Japanese things

Ashley. Warioworld

Would you be Ashley's friend, Sup Forums?

They don't, stop looking at fan art

This is the most sexual thing you'll see on Peach. She has wide hips and a short dress.

That's pretty cute to say the least.

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Alrighty, so I need your help, all you Ashleyfags. I'm a brawl modder, and I'm interested in making an Ashley mod for Project M.

Problem is, I know almost jack squat about Ashley. I've watched all her cutscenes n' shit, but I can't for the life of me think up a moveset for her.

So I was hoping you fags could gimme a hand. The fuck can Ashley do? (Also I can't make Red fight like a Luma)

You do know what kind of underwear she has on under that dress, don't you?

BALLS

Nintendo are filthy pedophiles.

For close combat use the plushie as weapon.

For long range use some basic sorceries, soul spear style should be good enough, maybe add a defensive move where she uses an expanding magic shield?

They managed to put Phoenix Wright in fucking Marvel vs Capcom, you can do it. Ashley is just a loli witch, shouldn't be that hard to come up with a moveset. Use something standard, no need to go out of your way.

A SYU RII

I guess I could make up some shit, but it just feels lazy. Is usually my last resort

Plushie is a good idea. Wasn't sure how I was gonna do her A moves since having her punch and kick would be dumb

Based Nintendo

>Grandma's wig, this will make you big.
>Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit.
what did she mean by this?

She's not really a crazy character, as I said, do something classic, no shame in that. People won't expect crazy moves from Ashley and will just be happy to be able to play as her. Leave the extreme creativity for when you'll decide to add Phoenix Wright.

>Why does fanart glorify and heavily sexualize vidoe game characters?

What kind of idiot wouldn't? Beauty is not shameful, and the sexual desire of straight men is not offensive.
Only a raging misandrist with such low self-esteem she sees fictional characters as competition would have a problem with that.

>Kitten
>May refer to pussy
>pants won't fit
>sometimes pants won't fit easily during an erection

DEEP

ANIMAL

EXTREME

soiled it

One fucking job

Did you get her Splat Tim badge?

fucking CUTE

Ashley is cuteness incarnate.

I wish there was some high res pictures of her badges out there. Just have these tiny screenshots instead.

Ashley has black hair and red eyes.

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Is Ashley in any other games? I only remember her from that Warioware minigame thing on the DS.

Ashley is cute! I want to have sex with Ahsley!

We all do, user
We all do

I want to taste ashley's used, sweaty spats.

Ashley and Nikki need to sell those badges

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No, stupid bomb machines. Somebody please send help, I'm about to spend actual money.

This is so fucking shit. Dick is too big, Ashley has boobs, what madman made this trash?

>dick is too big
Fag detected

Ashley's feet!

She's a fucking child. She's not "asexual", she's a kid.

Delicious

just hack your 3ds and you can get all the badges plus custom ones other people made

Stop, my penis can only get so erect

>cute lolis
>not sexual
>being a faggot

My nigga

Ashley's butt!

Why is Ashley such a slut?

Delicious, would lift skirt and sniff all day and night

Because sex sells.

Ashley is not that sexually charged of a character though, at least not from any official art Nintendo has produced (fanart will always be lewd).

If you find Ashley on her own that appealing, I think you may have a problem.

I don't want this problem to go away.

lmao what a fag

Nah, I think you're the only one with the problem

it's called being a fag, 2bh

>that one fag that makes ashley threads every day even though they barely last half an hour and less than 30 people regularly post in them

What is the point of these threads?

autism is always the answer

>less than 30 people
This thread alone has 32 people.

>What is the point of these threads?
Because ashley is cute?

>that one fag that bitches when about tiny daily threads but is okay when games have 30+ threads at a time for a whole week

What is the point of your life?

Lmao cuck

teh ashley

I'm going to marry Ashley!

Ashley isn't old enough for marriage yet. Perfect daughteru material though.

She's more than old enough for it
and that's not the only thing she's old enough for

>and that's not the only thing she's old enough for
What did he mean by this?

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DUDE I'M ON THE WEIRD PART OF Sup ForumsMBLR LMAO

ashley is a cute

I can marry a kid. Ashley is perfect for marriage.

freakkin paedo get out!!!

Get out? I'd rather get IN
into Ashley!

I wonder what her farts smell like, haha

no because nintendo knows how to milk the waifus as Ashley, Nikki, and Isabelle (and just most female characters) are ALWAYS in spots that require 4 or more turns which means you gotta spend money

Like corn chips

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Nah, he's just a man of good taste

>No "Pat Head"
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