Pass me the controller, sis

Pass me the controller, sis.

What does it smell like?

haha

bags of sand

GET YOUR FUCKING VAG JUICES OFF MY MY CONTROLLER

THATS FUCKING DISHUSTING

no no, its salty milk and coins

Source?

How can you say that you love her if you can't even eat drink her vaginal juices?

They call me cheezus

Jesus

That is me

Regardless of where it came from, sticky controllers fucking suck. damp towel

Controller is not for masturbating.

Have you ever decided to be nice and let a kid play your games and all of a sudden they have Cheetos fingers and shit out of seemingly nowhere. Then you spend twenty minutes just cleaning all the gunk and shit off of it?

I hate that shit.

OP don't bully your sister.
She';s a literal retard that runs around the house naked.

Girls actually do this shit, by the way. It's not a meme.

If you go to a girl's house and she has a controller, it's probably been in or around her vag.

>If you go to a girl's house
Y-Yeah

>Not having your own controller hidden away from the kids.

Be an adult. Buy cheap ones for the kids to destroy and hide your nice one for when they are asleep.

GODFUCKDAMNIT
DON'T MASTURBATE WITH MY CONTROLLER YOU WALKING VAGINAAAAAAAAAA

children aren't allowed anywhere near me, so never have that problem and never ever will
feels good man

And how do you know that?

>If you go to a girl's house

She's one of them.

>He's never played video games with his friend's sister

lmao what a fukin nerd

I'm here for the source m8