You die tonight

You die tonight.

By karmic laws, your soul will be sent to the last video game you played.

Are you happy with destiny?

>dead by daylight

The Elder Scroll Online

I'm fucking boned. I suppose this is my punishment for shit taste.

>SMT I
>post Cataclysm Tokyo
Yay I live in a post-apocalyptic junkyard full of demons that's about to get flooded.

>am sent to Ocarina of Time 3D.
>can be together with Malon.

>GTA
I guess I could live with that

>DaS 2 SotFS
Fuck no... Just died 2 times at the hands of this bitch...

im happy with your mom xD

>Digimon battle spirit 2
Do i become a protag or just a random digimon?

pokemons ok

>Tekken 3
Not sure if I can win iron first tournament but I sure as shit will try to fuck a panda

Where's that machine-to-go-inside-videogames pasta

>trapped in a world with countless squid lolis and hotaru-tan

woe is me

>Anno 2205

>Sonic The Hedgehog CD
wew lad

STALKER

blyat

>WipEout HD
Thank god it wasn't Dark Souls 3.

Overwatch, I can finally smell widow's ass

...

OutRun 2006 Coast 2 Coast

>DOOM

FUCK

>Picross e6

>just played Odin Sphere
Cool beans!

>LISA

well, fuck

Are you a grill?

> Garrysmod
Fuck yeah
I'm God

Hope you're not a girl

>my heavily modded Skyrim setup
I'm cool with it. Will regret not installing those sex mods though.

Red Orchestra 2

pls no

>SSBM
Would be fun to go sanic fast as Fox.

>WoW

PROS:
>Can never permanently die
>Can ride dragons and shit
>Slutmogs everywhere
>Getting rich is piss easy
>Commander over a small army
>Lots of variety in alcoholic beverages

CONS:
>Stuck defeating the same assholes for years on end
>Never permanently dying means dying over and over and over again so mental stability is questionable
>Shit community
>Power and abilities constantly in flux as classes get buffed/nerfed
>No real housing, would just be a drifter

Am I happy with destiny?
Overall, yeah. Could be worse.

as long as i can summon devils as well i'm fine

or if i'm used as a devil

>Pokemon Conquest
You know, I'm not really sure.

Need to know more. Does the world work like in the lore or like in gameplay?

B-b-but I just downloaded Warthunder to play with a friend for an hour! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!

>Peace Walker

At least I will die serving the greatest hero of all time.

>Pokémon Alpha Sapphire

This could be good

>Witcher 3

I mean. Am I a peasant or some kind of monster?

>Guitar Hero 5

This is some kind of ironic hell? But meet Kurt Cobain and Johnny Cash might be cool.

>a mobile chink rpg
Fuck my life.

Lmao, have fun with 12h workdaya

>sfv
Thanks obamaa

As long as I get to bang loose hippie chicks at Gaia's Landing I'm cool

>darkest dungeon

>Peace Walker
Enjoy an eternity of menus.

when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOT and one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video game characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..its like you don't exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life

Danganronpa 2

maybe i can be the ultimate shitposter, plus all the waifus so its not too bad. even if i got punished its not like i actually died

Either Melee or Sexy Beach Premium Resort. Sort of, and do I have to do the campaign or will I be stuck with the character creator?

>Fallout 4

HATE NEWSPAPERS

>just started a vicky 2 nwo campaign
So I guess I get to go a couple of months into the past pretty much.

Same here. Can't wait to walk a few steps without trying to negotiate with demon for the rest of my life.

We can be dungeon buddies.

fallout 4, i would probably get raped and killed by raiders

WoW
eh, could be worse.. like dark souls or something

>sims 3
kay

The Fuck you on about?

>Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth
Imma digi it up!

Well I guess I'm a squid now

Senran Kagura

>Power and abilities constantly in flux as classes get buffed/nerfed
>No real housing, would just be a drifter


But if we're assuming patching and such will still happen in games, then you're in luck since maybe someday WoW will add housing.

I think it also depends on just how literal we take the mechanics of some games.

For example, if I were trapped in my FO4 non-survival game, does that mean I have the power to instantly construct buildings with base materials and never actually need to eat or sleep? Would have be able to console command myself to immortality?

Or would that mean we'd actually be living in that world's setting as if it were a new reality?

>Zombi
FUCK. Before that I played the Eyes of Heaven demo. Fucking hell.

Hard Reset
could be worse i guess

I'm gonna fuck so many mithra.

>Final Fantasy 8

I'll be fine.

>Fallout 4

shit.

you can have a full mustache and be fat as fuck, not to mention having a penis, and people will still line up to fuck you

does it really matter?

whats the best way to play Alpha Centauri? is the GoG version ok

holy shit how have i never seen this before im dying

>DOOM II

Unless i manage to tag along Doomguy, I'm done for.

>sunless sea

Vroom Vroom mother fuckers.

I'll have to settle for miqo'te. Though roegadyns will be nice too.

Life in Eorzea won't be so bad. I'll just stay in the capital cities. Might finally learn crafting I guess.

t.newfag

I popped in Final Fantasy 14 to download the patch, does that count?

If not then Overwatch it is. Time to flirt with half the cast.

>end up in my current FO4 game
>living under my SS as a settler
>live in confidence as he autistically builds pretty damn nice settlements and ensures everyone living under him has a fully upgraded laser rifle and is protected by rocket and laser turrets

Yeah, I think I'd be good.

>Uncharted 4

generally comfy unless there's a shitload of assholes trying to kill me

hope I won't have to do those sudoku jumps though

>DOOM II with escort missions

>WoW

Finally. It's time for me to live in my world.

I'm going to start every day by fucking Panda women. Then I will proceed to get piss drunk and fuck even more Pandas in my Borean Tundra home.

>tfw I live in the shittiest zones for thousands of years and then move to bueatiful breathtaking ones for refreshment.

I've never been in some corners of Azeroth and I will continue to not go there so the world still has some mystery left.

>Overwatch
Fine by me.

Punch-club.
Probably an existential hell.

GoG version is great.

>TimeSplitters: Future Perfect
As long as I land in 1994 Connecticut I'll be all right.

>Atelier Sophie
Bitchin'.
Wait here while I go cuddle with Elise.

Witcher 3 expansion. Absolutely, as long as I'm a witcher and not some ploughing peasant.

>Saints Row IV
Well.... at least i can meet Roddy Piper

>Romancing Saga 2

My progeny will inherit all 0 of my special attacks.

>Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor

Well, shit.

>Danganronpa AE
Hell no, fuck this shit

How sweaty was this guy to not be able to hold on to a cat.

>Yandere Simulator

Is this a good or bad thing?

Have you played The Joyful without a mask?

It's not pleasant.

comfy as fuck

>HellMOO

Good if you are sempai, i mean, some cute girl is after you.

>fallout new vegas
I'm not going to lie, one of the main draws of fallout for me is the game world, so it would be neat to see how the society works and how things play out on a non macro level.

fuckin grim dawn, boring piece of shit

I last played Brutal Doom v20b... I'm actually pretty happy.

Uh... Donkey Kong Jr, I think.
I don't know, I haven't played video games since the 80s, I come to Sup Forums to shitpost.

Nigga words can't describe how beyond fucked you are right now.