Hey Sup Forums, here's a riddle. What do these characters have in common?
Hey Sup Forums, here's a riddle. What do these characters have in common?
Kayden Sanchez
Nathaniel Lewis
there all literally whose
Elijah Jones
They're all forgotten.
James Cruz
who's the top left one?
Jeremiah Sullivan
all manlets
Charles Richardson
They're all animals?
Thomas Thompson
How is a Moai statue an animal?
Ayden Jones
They're all Konami characters.
t. Parodius player
Luis Rogers
They all have blue arms?
Jacob Fisher
They're all failed Konami mascots.
Hudson Sanders
They're Pachinko mascots now.
Austin Bennett
Who is the baseball guy?
Ian Bailey
Power Pro Kun
Angel Ramirez
Konami calls him 'Pro-Pow Kun.'
Jaxson Bailey
Oh shoot, are we getting a new parodius game? Please tell me that's what's going on.
Christian Mitchell
For Pachinko machines.
Andrew Long
Pachinko.
Robert Scott
Konami?
Isaiah Wood
They all got shit-canned when Kojima came to Konami with his dick out.
Lucas Miller
Thanks for reminding me ill never see a zoe sequel
Julian James
The fuck are you smoking?
Levi Miller
Same