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Well?

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Pillow, unlimited sex

Iron Man suit.

I'm tempted with the Pillow, but damn that Wisdom Toilet is so tempting so I'll go with that one

reincarnation pill is the most powerful by far.
Monocle is close second though. It's a tough choice between those two.

does the bath robe allow me to control water molecules within people?

I'm tempted by the ring but the waifu sex. The pillow doesn't necessarily love you though so it might just end up being rape.

sex pillow

>monocle
>Lets you see the worlds greatest lost treasures
>Become the most great tresurehunter man has ever known
>Roll in the money
>use the money to research mechs
>get a kickass battlemech and treasures

Can I use the pill to live my life over?

I like to imagine so, but with some limits, ie. you can only control a single person's worth at a time.

Wisdom toilet

Maybe I could finally turn my shitty life around

It says ANY fictional character. You can just create some waifu, have a part of her character be that she endlessly loves you, and bring her to life. Endless cuddles

Keyboard.

You can't time travel with it but you could describe your new body as a clone of your former one.

Seeing it doesn't mean you know where it's located at, though.

Only fags pick anything but Healer.

Godhood and the ascension of humanity, you fags, be selfless for once and do something with your lives

keyboard or the toilet

>pick pillow
>choose Tony Stark
>have passionate sex with him and let him cum inside every time since his semen disappears at daybreak

>he makes me an iron man suit
>now I have an iron man suit and husbando

>be selfless for once and do something with your lives

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monocle 4 lyfe

Then fuck improving my life.
Pillow sex.

It isn't, bet that you are able to fuck it all even with 5 tries

If I choose the pill do I have any choice where on earth I'm reincarnated to

>you know how to repair it

WELL GEE! THAT SURE IS FUCKING GOOD IF YOU DO NOT GET THE MEANS TO REPAIR IT TOO FUCKING IDIOT

>having sex with a manlet

so you're into /ss/?

Hope you have a Srimech.

Pillow obviously, you're retarded otherwise
>turn into a 2D loli

If you own an Iron Man suit yet can't afford to buy some steel, you're not using it correctly.

Keyboard then sell the games and become a king

>ring with no downsides
Take the one ring obtain everything else through its power, why is this even a option

Reincarnation pill.
Sexy loli here I come...

Reincarnate into an anime girl.

I'll take Tony Stark over some 6'2 wannabe Adonis who's never read a book.

Monocle and Wisdom Toilet are the best choices

>trace the outside of it
>make it trace a trail back to me
Checkmate

Fuck you

PILLOW
Though it might be difficult to be away from my waifu during the day. Maybe I'll just be nocturnal.

If you have the pillow you can just create a taller Tony Stark

The one ring will give you a longer life than normal. Most likely longer than the pill. I suppose the power to cover the world in an age of darkness is also a nice perk.

>obtain everything else through its power

The ring makes you invisible, wow what an incredible power! Even the fucking bathrobe guy can kill you by manipulating the water in your body. It'd be even more trivial for the mech or iron man.

Read the books
Or just look it up online sheesh

>okay, my jagermech needs some new fusion coils for the reactor and new ablative shielding for the cockpit
>except none of those are yet invented or can you find the materials they are made of on earh

Retard

>fisher king
>can make the house as large as you want
>can get golems to fetch anything from the outside world
>can even go outside yourself occasionally

Why is this even a choice? That's by FAR the best option.

The Road Eternal.
Always The Road Eternal.

>acquire keyboard
>make amazing loli vidya for Sup Forums

Pillow, Bath robe and pill are best options.
Honorary mention to keyboard and suit.
Rest is useless.

Pillow question:
If I create my own fictional jew character that can make ridiculous sums of cash on the stock market, would that be transferred? Being as it's not a superhuman ability.

Same goes for any other fictional characters I make up myself.

Monocle
Become rich by playing poker at other gambling

The money can buy me suits, i can fund games, i can buy mechs, ill bring robot wars back myself, and pay girls to fuck me.

>you know how to maintain it

Implies you know how to make anything needed to fix it.

>monocle
>fap to all my school/work colleagues showering and masturbating

btw can you film through that thing?

Wisdom toilet and pillow seem enticing. I'd probably go with wisdom toilet though.

Not the keyboard
>New year's
>get shitfaced
>sit down at PC
>shit, it's game day
>"So, it's like, a dude, with like... fucm, ies fuckibf swrds smd shot, rjeirifoeoekekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk KKK"
>icon on the desktop
>Moonman: the game

>road eternal
>GInko in the picture

robe is literally the most op u can control water and use the water in peoples bodies to kill them and create hurricanes and tsunamis

>The ring makes you invisible
If your a kindhearted hobbit maybe, but it can do more than that

>Implying there is any other choice than Hunter

1. Choose pillow.
2. Have it turn into God.
3. Determine if He is fictional or not once and for all.

Anyone who doesn't choose the one ring is a retard.

>pick monocle

>locate nearest sentient life forms

>rent a radio telescope for a day, beam them messages declaring that a life form known as 'Activision-Blizzard' has taken over Earth and we need help killing them

wisdom toilet will allow you to figure out how to acquire/build all of the others

Sure, if all you wanted to do was murder people, you fucking nutcase.

>get monocle
>look at things beyond the age of the observable universe (places where the light hasn't reached our planet yet since the beginning of time)
mite b cool

>locate nearest sentient life forms
>it's your mom upstairs

>Suit
That i know how repair it doesnt mean i can pay for the reparations.
Also fuck goverments.
>Ring
Sure it wont.
>Monocle
Use it to fap, almost useless since internet exists.
>Mech
Cant pay for reparations, also goverments.
>Wisom toilet
Being a shit wizard sounds fun and all but Wisdom != intelligence.
>Keyboard
Program VR stuff, live the life.
>Reincarnation pill
I dont wanna be reborn in this shithole of world.
>Robot wards
It wasnt that good.
>Bath robe
I live in a fucking desert.
>Pillow
Perfect choice but i would die of zinc deficiency eventually.

I select the pillow.

>Take reincarnation pill

>Reincarnate as child in the Congo

Good luck with the RNG of humanity spawn points. You have a 1/7 chance of being poo in the loo as is.

Deep

It doesn't say how useful the insights are though.

>it doesn't corrupt you
ergo it has no power over you, ergo it confers no power TO you and your interaction is the same as Tom Bombadill. Anyone that picks the ring hasn't read the books.

The wisdom toilets where it's at.

>pick monocle
>Look at any girls bare ass any time I want

Actually user, it'd be your mom in the bed next to me.

>Keyboard
>Release one game on steam each year for like 30 bucks a pop
>Sell like 50k of them suckers on steam each year
>Be filthy fucking rich forever by only working one day a year

It does not imply anything.

well, at least they won't be useless

My mom isn't sentient.
pwn3d

>picking anything but the One Ring, which makes you immortal

>EVER

All that happens in the distant future will make these options look like pitiful consolation prizes, and the Ring is the only option that'll get you to it.

If the ring is incapable of influencing me it has no means by which to escape me, it might as well give me its power and hope for the best.

Much text ahead.

or you can just use all the powers like sauron could. why can't it be that

guess what i use all the water in ur body to kill you with the bathrobe or i just paralyze u get fucked wheelchair retard

Wisdom Toilet

The monocle reminded me of a doujin I once fapped to. Some kid found a tiny mirror that allowed him to do exactly what the monocle does except he could also stick things through the mirror and interact with whatever was there. He used it to fuck girls during class

> pick bathrobe
> water is literally everywhere, in every single living being and in all environments
> become supreme bathrobe wearing ruler of earth and if anybody challenges you you can boil him from the inside with a snap of your fingers

the fuck is the point of picking the mech? you can only keep it hidden away in your garage and hope no one will ever discover it and report to the cops that you have a piece of deadly military hardware in your possession without any certificate. It's like buying an armed and loaded tank and thinking you'll be allowed to drive around in it let alone keep it.

Your insight for today:
"I should probably wipe when I'm done"

>still get shot in the head and die because you're a huge dick in the magical bathrobe

Source?

>take reincarnation pill
>reincarnate as someone with all of the other things on the list
I win

fuck the other shit give me that mirror

>take reincarnation pill
>reincarnate into a godlike being

It says you reincarnate as a child of your own description. "White, rich, ultra intelligent, lives in a first world country, and with a genetic predisposition to being an ultra-Chad" should suffice.

>Keyboard
>"A game that makes me billions of dollars and gives me super powers in real life"

Easy

Dunno, found it a year ago. Haven't found it since

Someone redpill me on the one ring.
Only ever seen the movies.

> deflect all bullets by manipulating the water in the air around them

bathrobe is literally teleports-behind-you-tier

bath robe

>pick The One Ring
>use its so far unknown power to conjure any item of your choice from thin air
>conjure all other items

see I can make up rules too

>choose keyboard

>type half life 3

my life is complete