"It's the NX!"

"It's the NX!"
"New Mario game at launch!"
>new Mario bros game

Yeah, remember how great the Wii U's Mario launch game was?

If its just "New Super Mario Bros NX" I will pop a fucking blood vessel.

>another fischer price shit for babbies

bravo nintendon't

MONKEY!

Can we talk about the Mario Bros movie, and what a treasure it is?

Didn't play.....any good?

oh fuck you luigi

You know deep down that's what'll it be user

I don't want this shit.
I want this shit.

>shit on the left


I sure as fuck don't want that.

I miss him so much

Bob Hoskins said it himself it was the shittest thing he'd ever done

>doesn't want Witcher Legend of Zelda
>doesn't want Redneck Rampage Mario
fag

So play that shit?

I do nigga I do.

look, ill bite cause theres probably someone stupid enough out there to want shit like that, but mario and zelda should just stay mario and zelda, with incremental improvement and mixing things up now and again

I just want mario 64 2. I would kill for it.

Even Sunshine 2 I'd settle for.

Galaxy games were way to simple and easy to be worth playing after one playthrough. 3d world was fucking garbage. I feel like nintendo keeps tinkering with how to make easy, lazy, cheap games be successful, so they don't have to put in effort any more.

And apparently Dennis Hopper left the set screaming a few times, as well. Iggy and Spike improvised shitloads of their dialogue. Infact, I read that most of the movie was rewritten or made up on the spot because the directors couldn't get their shit in order.

All in all, it's amazing it ever got completed.

Going back to sunshine recently I much prefer galaxy, though arguably easier is a lot more fun than that Flood shite

>reveal day
>We're excited to announce the next entry to one of our oldest series!
>fade in generic NSMB gameplay
>"Introducing New Super Mario bros/ NX!"
>zooms out again, to a TV screen
>Wario and Walugi angrily watching the screen
>Wario throws remote at tv, changing the channel
>news about newly discovered ancient ruins, filled with treasure

There's so many good movies I haven't watched, but I've lost count of the times I've watched this piece of crap.
That song that feels like it plays over most of the movie is burned into my head.

Sounds good.

How would you feel if it was a 2D Mario game with the art style of the Mario & Luigi games?

I mean NSMBU was pretty good

>NX getting allegedly using the Tegra X1
>New PS4 allegedly getting the RX480
I honestly don't know why Nintendo doesn't just try to get into the "let's just make a good console" mindset. This gimmicky shit is killing them and everyone knows that.

But if the NX is a handheld thing then the Tegra will suit it fine. Guess we'll find out soon...hopefully.

That's the problem though, why in the fuck are they making a new handheld? Didn't the "new" 3DS just release a year ago?

Nintendo keeps alienating their player base more and more. They needed a solid replacement for the Wii U's failure, ideally something backwards compatible with the Wii U so they could sell some fucking games that were actually good for that system. Instead they come out with another gimmicky piece of shit literally no one wanted. People like Nintendo's IPs, and would be willing to buy a console just to play them. When their console is an aborted fetus of "innovation" like the Wii U no one is going to bother. That seems to be the case with the NX from everything I've seen so far.

Miyamoto needs to be let go. He's the reason Star Fox Zero failed and he's the reason they're sticking with the "Let's hope this next gimmicky piece of shit sticks this time" mentality.

Who knows. Its might be that fuckin hybrid thing people keep insisting. Really i just want a strong Nintendo console. I really dont give a shit if it gets 3rd party or not seeing as i play those elsewhere already. Just would like a kick ass Nintendo system once again with great 1st party games.

And a normal fucking controller. The wii u pro controller i like alot. Hope they keep it.

Nintendo changes their aesthetic every gen, the Wii u was playroom shit, but it'll change with the nx.

Gamecube-Tropical
Wii - Space
Wii u- Fischer Price
NX- ???

>le vidya needs realism meme

i want a Simpsons Hit n Run/GTA clone with co-op starring Wario and Waluigi

>yfw it's Super Mario 3D World 2

I really enjoyed 3D World but I would like a 3D Mario like 64 and Sunshine a lot more

Fair point, it's hard to do any thing new when 3D world does so much, and something with more advanced movement would be interesting.

If they want NX to succed Zelda U and Smash 4 complete edition should be launch titles.
And try to get 3rd party shit in time

It's hotel mario 2.

Alec Guiness said on record that making Star Wars was a mistake for his career, yet here we are.

Yes.

I am watching Mad Max fury Road right now and I'm only thinking of it as a fucked up Mario Kart movie.

it got completed on a inflated budget because no one agreed with each other on set, and then the directors left the film without a single scene fully finished