This is a 31 year old Chinese climatologist

>this is a 31 year old Chinese climatologist

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>le epic thiccccc meme, am i right brehs

BREH

THICC

That thicmas cake

>not liking thicc bitches

Id make her a 32 year old climatologist with a baby if I could

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Babies are evil shitpiss demons that only grow more powerful you are making a mistake

>Bizzard cuckqueens have a fat girl fetish

Realistically, do you think we'll ever get a coat-less alt or at the very least, an open coat alt?

Keep in mind that they probably need to keep character silhouettes roughly the same size and shape regardless of costume.

>not liking women's assets

Not all of us are into skinny infertile boy bodies

I wouldn't count on it, I doubt blizzard would take chances showing off her THICC tits

A panda onesie skin is more likely

MORE

I wouldn't bet on it.

>panda onesie

Sounds C U T E.

What platform are you playing OW on and can I add you?

Nah, just southern. I know I love fat bitches.

Same. I moved from the south to Phoenix and I miss all the chunky white girls. Here's it's all chunky mexican girls.

The solution is to make her thicker

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The pants in her concept art look more like tracksuit bottoms than athletic tights, honestly. She's cute tho, who is she?

Would motorboat.

>D.va's nose
Reaction folder is fucked, so just imagine a gif of someone laughing like a fucking idiot

>Mei commenting on the heat on Temple of Anubis
>imagining how sweaty she must be getting in that suit

You'd wash her back for her, right Sup Forums?

>you will never have a big-titted girlfriend

I would lick the sweat off her body.

Jesus christ, virtual waifu sex fucking when

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Hope you like saggy tits. As someone who actually has a gf with D cups, those puppies drop about two to three inches without support from tight clothes or a bra. Why? Because gravity.

Saggy tits > disgusting rock balloons that are fake tits

Who doesn't like some heavy fat tits?

>implying that doesn't turn me on

she looks muslim

how the fuck is that a bad thing

Probably never. You're more likely to get sex bots than VR sex. Primarily because any rig that could match position, pace, speed, and body relation (like where jer body parts like tits are) is going to be fucking huge and cumbersome to the point you might as well have a sexbot.

Like imagine your waifu riding you in VR. Then you instinctively reach out to grab a tit and BOOM. Fucking uncanny bad feeling because that tit isn't actually there and you just put your hand through her in your headset.

>teenage girl in skintight suit fetish
>russian muscular girl fetish
>fat girl in thick coat fetish
>boyish athletic girl
this game is a waifu bait fetish fest, embrace the chubb

Never said it was a bad thing, anons. Just that that other user better be prepared. There are people out there who think that D and DD tits hold the "in bra" shape because pornstars with fake tits don't really sag.

I wanna cum on her belly then rub it in

You forgot brown skin fetish (Symetra) and mature fetish (Mercy, she's like 40 years old).

Don't ever say never, user. There's tech we use today that wasn't even fathomable not too long ago.

I do see your point though. If the waifu age does come, it will probably be when we're old as fuck. I hope not though.

I'd let her blow up my convoy.

The dream combo would be sexbot combined with augmented reality or VR. Like have a sexbot that matches general dimensions and weight then have the AR overlay specific features such as face, nipples, skin color, tatoos, etc. The same could be done in VR but then you need external sensors to relay the position of the sex bot to match what see in the headset. Basically the AR would be the poor mans option and the VR would be for Richy Rich.

>meme

Can anyone show me a real Chinese woman who looks like that?

But does she have a FUPA?

>there is already cosplay of gremlin D.va

the most unrealistic thing about her is that shes chinese with huge tits

And that's the fundamental problem with virtual reality on the whole, not just where VR porn is concerned. It can only truly replicate the visual and aural aspects of reality as we perceive it, and not the most aspect of all: touch.

In the context of porn, taste and smell are likewise of utmost import.

Would working in a lab make me thick?

>a climatologist will never love you
>a climatologist will never even like you

It would make you fat.

Genes and luck make you thick.

aight Sup Forums lets be shitlords here for a while and share our favorite fan-canon relationships

I bet she has a puffy vulva!

>fanart
>le thicc meme
>>>Reddit

mei and winston
no seriously, the way they talk about comparing notes, and how winston gets awkward after mei says his math might be off

>people freak out about eceleb threads being around when threads like this exist and hit bump limit on the regular
ok

Mercy x Pharah a best.

Also acceptable are:
>Tracer x Widowmaker
>Zarya x Mei
>Roadhog x Junkrat

the working relationship between reaper and widow. I like to imagine them silently passing each other in the Talon hallways, not exactly sure what to say to each other.

>every OW character is gay
Wow thanks tumblr

it's called heterosexuality

I gotta say, after hearing the theory of Pharah being a quad amputee I really like this. She probably checks on the scars, the possible entry plug for her cybernetics (depending on how Overwatch cybernetics work) every once in a while while shes in egypt on a mission, then after they would go on a date or some shit.

Ancient memes are still memes

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Doesn't sound like video games to me

POST CUTIE PATOOTIE KOREAN GIRLS IMMEDIATELY
youtube.com/watch?v=ooizM4P27lA

One on the left looks more like a pale symmetra

Zenyatta and Genji, mmph

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>not asuming Mercy just has amazing motherly affectionate bedside manner with her pacients.

She'd probably be much to professional to date a client of hers.

>motherly Mercy

>the unbearable sexual tension between them, complicated further by Gabriel's continued infatuation with Morrison and Amelie's lust toward Oxton
It's just like one of my animes.

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"Nice thighs."

"Same to you."

>it's all diaper fetishism
SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED.

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>Reaper turns the corner reading the dossier about an upcoming mission.
>down the hall turns Widow, eyes locked onto a French Noir novella
>Reaper peaks an eye up and sees her, nearly missteps but keeps his stride
>Widow's sniper eyes shoot up at sudden unusual movement seeing Reaper. Her stride doesnt change, but her eyes are locked on him
>Reaper sees her eyes on him
>she sees hes noticed and goes back to her book with a light blue tinge to her cheeks
>they pass each other and turn the corner almost in sync


>Talon agents have hugged the walls the whole time during this terrified

Mercy's not old. She's the best waifu this game has to offer.

Her valkyrie skin is a pure nord maiden

s-source?

You got me excited until I saw it was a bunch of messing furshit.

And her devil skin is a certified semen demon.

Hardly pure.

shes like late 30s in her bio, and its said in character dialoge she stays so youthful from some sort of gene therapy or something.

in my head the gene therapy keeps her in that state pregnant women get where they 'glow' giving her permanent milky tits

that skin isn't real it's non-canon i don't believe it

>implying alt skins arent just other heroes/villians in the universe

>Thunderbird is a native american branch of Helix
>Imp is Mercy's evil younger (flatter) sister
>Junker is a genius from junktown who remade the Korean mechs based off dirty blueprints
>bloodhardt is reinhardt's arch-nemisis and equal

pamperchu is a degenerate

His tumblr is right there, senpai.

Don't bother, he's a freak. A quick Google provides lots of quality moments like this one.

>I have never got sick from it
youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4

Welp, thanks anyway

Mercy's an absolute semen demon. Probably her secret to how she's staying young.

Reaper's probably the result when she fully drains someone desu

God damn i'm sick of all these landwhales

>wingdog showing common sense and calling out pamperchu's terrible advice and habit
>being generably reasonable, this dude's alright

>but he's still a furry diaper fetishist

This image is conflicting as hell.

Yep.

The idiots who screamed for a waifu age with shit like Summer Lesson once the VR headsets hit were deluded. They refused to listen to the impracticalities of the tech we have and now they are going to realize their failures and take it to the grave.

I could see we MAYBE getting good waifu VR sims in another 2-3 decades and that's only if people push for it.

> gf is 30F
> tits barely drop at all

I've known plenty of saggy flat-chested girls and your girlfriend is just a genetic slop breast size aside

Wow, without her cosplaying as samus, i realize shes kinda ugly. Into the garbage it goes.

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I know user

Fucking kek

don't do this, it creates mustard gas

Can you create some Ketchup gas?

Trex arms

Here's a better one.