>Playing as Nationalist Spain >Crush the commies in the civil war in less than a year >Join the Axis >Start preparing for WWII >Meanwhile in Germany Hitler decides he'd rather annex countries through fucking diplomacy >Keep getting notifications about countries voting to join the Third Reich >Get notifications about Hitler walking into a country's capital where he's greeted by adoring crowds >Germany has annexed half of central Europe and parts of Yugoslavia without mobilizing a single soldier >WWII meter never fills up because of this >1940 and the meter is still below 30%
This game is so dumbed down. I knew it was gona be shit, i knew it was gona be casualized as fuck, and yet i had hope that Paradox might notgo full retard. Instead we get a retarded AI, horrible UI, almost 0 detail and shitty trade mechanichs. >Buying 8 oil >Only need 1 >The other 7 is just thrown in the trash instead of being stockpiled Or the stupid factory mechanic, why remove the money system that always worked perfectly, instead i have to give up any infrastructure production if i want good trade. And why in the fuck is Hitler blacked out, are we really at a point where we cant show a picture of Hitler, the face that literally any first world person knows?
Ryder Cook
>be literally Hitler >build up army for two ears >grab as much land as I can >war comes >invade Belgium and Poland >they fall within weeks due to our superior Panzer III's >drive straight to Paris from Belgium >France capitulates within two weeks >been building BF109's for years >have 2000 of the fuckers >complete air superiority over the English channel >next step is Operation Sea Lion
Are you ready Britcucks?
Adrian Gutierrez
So you can fantasize that Hitler is YOU!
Aiden Foster
fucking min max hitler.
Benjamin Morris
Based Adolf. Western Europe is a fucking joke now.
Caleb Phillips
Is it really THAT bad?
Kayden Gray
>be Paradox >build geostrategic simulator >fail to factor in Jew ability to push goyim into fratricidal wars
Caleb Rodriguez
DLC
Daniel Barnes
sounds like a dream
Jayden Price
Light Tanks are OP in my opinion. Its alot more convinient to spam them and then just give your infantry alot of AT upgrades to counter any enemy tanks.
Bentley Gonzalez
>for two ears better than one testicle i guess
Jacob Scott
Can you do final solutions? Even as Americans?
Nathan Nguyen
I've never played a HOI game before bit I understand literally everything after 10 hours of play. It really is basic as fuck. There are also barely any unique events, and you always follow the same tree every time you play that nation pretty much doing the same thing but 10% different.
Overall I'm disappointed.
John Morris
Its could be ALOT better, definitelly a dumbed down and casualized experience from HoI3
James Kelly
if it is stealing in your mind, then it becomes stealing
Jonathan Sanders
Also with factories the country can only build one factory at a time. It takes months to build too
Alexander Rivera
Is naval combat at least less of a clusterfuck as it was in III
Connor Hernandez
>It really is basic as fuck I think that puts it perfectly. literally 0 depth to it.
Carson Sanchez
>playing a more boring and casual version of Stellaris Hohoho
Jason Hall
Tigers have rolled over the Urals now, USSR is 7% away from capitulation, assuming that Japan being in the Axis has raised the VP requirement like in previous games.
Jackson Cox
Wow Im doing the same campaign
I absolutely rekd portugal and then helped italy take over all of africa
currently fending off d-day with my german buddies while amassing a gigantic collection of fighters to nuke london
hopefully germany gets its shit together and actually attacks ussr sometime soon so it doesn't just have a million divisions on the eastern front while the 120 or so american divisins prepare to take back france
also how did you join axis at 30% with the modifier?
Easton Lewis
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Liam Lewis
Why would you ever let Japan in? You will need to give them land, and 95% of the time they attack America. Fuck that shit. Germany and Italy, and maybe Hungary is all you need.
Eli Jackson
>more depth >sold better >better received >even /gsg/ is admitting Stellaris is better Face it, history is boring.
Matthew Moore
hitler is only blacked out in countries where he's illegal to be shown, not pdx's fault. I have him in Canada no problem
Noah Adams
>>sold better The game literally came out yesterday
Eli Garcia
Stellaris is boring as fuck guy.
Justin Carter
>also how did you join axis at 30% with the modifier?
I diplomatically improved relations first, and Hitler let me join the Axis a few months before the civil war started
Blake Hill
>Stellaris
Justin Foster
>Paradox hid the sales the day after HoI4 came out Didnt want people to see it was selling like trash in comparison to Stellaris. Day 1 Stellaris was way ahead.
You must really hate HoI4 then because its got far less content and depth than Stel.
Angel Sullivan
Have they finally added a mid/late game?
Blake Russell
HITLER MANA
Angel Rivera
Late game got fixed, AI is now smarted and doomsday events work better. Actually band together to combat disasters.
Mid game not so much
Benjamin Wood
>launch game >want to train soldiers >have to use SS mana >increase economy using autobahn mana >increase diplomacy with axis mana >want to do some shit and have to use some mana again Why did paradox become so lazy?
Evan Sanders
They're a public company now, they have to report to shareholders, so maybe it will change
>Tencent took over 5% Then again, Paradox could become Chinese tomorrow and the next update for HoI will be a flat buff to everything Chinese.
Oliver Campbell
>Germany has annexed half of central Europe and parts of Yugoslavia without mobilizing a single soldier
Never mind, Hitler just diplomatically annexed the entirety of Yugoslavia, half of Lithuania, and half of Romania and nobody gives a shit. WWII meter is at 34%
It's 1941 and the country who contributed most to the meter is Japan
Cameron Howard
So how many tons of DLC are they going to release for this?
Michael Evans
I've dumped quite a few hours into Italy just trying to learn the game, think I'm pretty certain what the fuck I'm doing now.
I tested out air support vs non-air support invading Yugo then Greece, and I dunno if maybe the Greek army is just way stronger, but my Yugoslavian invasion with air support was a walk in the park compared to attacking Greece purely with land troops, which was a total stalemate.
Is air support that crucial?
Also I accidentally sent a Battleship from production straight to an all-submarine fleet, and couldn't figure out how the fuck you detach it and send it to another fleet.
Kevin Collins
lel my japan got whooped by china
Evan Powell
Hitler has a normal portrait on my copy.
Kevin Rivera
In mine the Japs and the Nationalist Chinese have been suck in a stalemate for the past few years
USSR decided to support Nationalist China instead of Red China for some reason
Juan Wilson
Maybe they don't want global revolution after all.
Matthew Adams
>playing as Peru >annexing the entirety of Central America on my first playthrough, attempting to gain more decent production and reserves in order to function as a nation >eventually become involved in a land war with Nicuaraga, nothing to worry about with ~50 divisions on hand and light armor at the ready >CHILE enters the war on their side >only one fucking sector connecting me and them >they fill it with ~30 Divisions >have to stage a simultaneous naval landing all along the coast several months later to end the stalemate in the mountains
My only complain about this game is the absurd number of rivers/mountains and the horrific penalties that they can inflict upon your force.
I always seem Japan get it's ass kicked by China and even kicked out of Korea by 1940. Hell, Nationalist Spain loses nearly every game or is forced back into North Africa.
As a first HOI game it's pretty fun but I can already feel the lack of depth biting, similar to Stellaris.
Mods when?
Xavier Hill
Just like it was in the real war
Julian Cox
>play as fascist Italy >get ready for WWII >max production and developent into planes and submarines >laugh at the British
William Richardson
>not building a proper shrine for maximum Aryan mana
Isaac Barnes
On the topic of China, they're already way overpowered. I'm not very good at HoI and alway shad trouble holding territory against the japs in 3, but managed to conquer all of Japan on my first try in 4. The game really became so fucking easy.
Connor Mitchell
>that guy who play as a gommie
Luis Cruz
>Endless menus are fun
Aiden Adams
Its not illegal to show Hitler in any country
Jayden Miller
I own Hearts of Iron 3, but haven't played it.
is it good?
Nathan Stewart
Like Stellaris, it's okay. My main gripe is the game has a strange problem where even though the mechanics aren't that deep, they're not explained that well either.
If you're going to buy the game wait for the DLCs to come out first, if you're going to pirate it, the game is only 1GB, so why the hell not.
Sebastian Cook
Actually, either way I'd wait a while before getting it
The resources and wiki for it are pretty sparse and disorganized right now
Christian Brooks
Do you mean 4 or 3?
Im asking about 3
Carter Thompson
>Pick sweden >Build up military until 1937 >Start quick and easy invasion of norway and completely decimate them >Try to make a claim on finland >France guarantees their independence out fo nowhere >Wait until hitler attacks poland and invade denmark instead >British troops start fucking me in the ass and america is somehow in the war now
Alexander Barnes
>mfw they made UI even more atrociously garbage >stupid paradox shit that makes no sense like in EUIV and CK2 >oh god why the UI >Icons are tiny as fuck, have to zoom right in on 4k monitor to see if that is armour or infantry >garbage garbage garbage garbage UI
for a game that is 90% looking at the UI they did a fucking horrible job.
well, good thing i pirated it.
Blake Sullivan
If you have enough civilian factories you can build more than one thing at a time. Maximum of 15 factories can work on a thing at once, so if you have 30 you're building two things at max speed.
Andrew Adams
My Hitler isn't blacked out. Where do you live?
Jacob Johnson
Why is Hitler darkened but people like Stalin and Tojo aren't?
>inb4 we wuz fuhrers and shiet
John Murphy
I google it and some people claim it's the German version.
Michael Robinson
I'm using some pirated copy I found online.
David James
>make Ireland fascist >take back NI >Expand into Scotland >Take all of Mainland Britain as Ireland >Fight off Hitler >Help free France >Ally France >Allies win >Axis a kill >No interesting achievement for being Ireland
fug
Brayden Watson
How possible is it to blob in HoI4 or the HoI series in general?
William Hernandez
You pirated a shitty version. Go find skidrow's.
Elijah Cruz
whats a safe, non-torrent link on skidrow?
Cameron Hughes
>non-torrent >safe Pick one and use google.
William Howard
that pic so true
Isaac Perry
I'm sure it's not that ba
Isaac Wood
>ALOT No matter how hard paradox try, they'll never manage to dumb anything down to your level.
Only one side of history is taken into account in these grand strats games unfortunately, not the ugly side.
David Powell
Yep, they tried fixing things like Balkan superpowers by making France and Britain guarantee everybody you fabricate a claim on after you annexed your first reasonably large country. Thanks Johan (I don't care if he's not lead for this, he's still responsible).
Tyler Myers
I hope we get a mod for it
Brandon Brown
Heh what i mean is this
Owen Sanchez
>can play CK2, EU IV and Viky2 without problems >Try HoI3 >Barely able to even function as a country >Try HoI4 >As a Baltic country I outteched Germany and manage to defend against an army 20 times my size without even trying that hard
It's kinda silly how fucking simplified the game is. EU IV is more complex than it. It removed so much shit it's not funny >Army without food, ammunition in the middle of enemy territory >Only -33% debuf >Country landlocked and surrounded by enemies >Can trade without problems with it >All minor countries have the same focus tree allowing them to become more advanced than the major powers >66% of said focus is completely irrelevant while the rest allow you to transform your shitty third world country in a war machine capable of going toe to toe with any other super power in the world >AI is mentally retarded >tech tree is a fucking joke >if you are not the UK there's literally no reason to even touch the navy because the UK will instantly kill it or the UK will instantly kill all enemy navies >the trade system >in all my games Denmark is able to kill Germany after Germany destroys everything
Did HoI3 fans even had any expectations? I mean even on the forums there's actually a sizeable chunk of people complaining about it without being drowned by the paradox drones.
Nathan Garcia
>playing netherlands >rushed production and research >make super strong template for defense >anti-tanks out the ass >war breaks out >hold the germans back until 1942 >they crush me under the weight of panzers and superior troop numbers
Anyone else do these impossible odds? I love knowing I made it that far
Wyatt Wood
>introduce idea of tying national focus to nation you play as >it'll make every nation unique! >only have unique national foci for 6 countries in the entire world I'd put 100 bucks on the fact that dlc is going to introduce at least three times as many unique focus trees than there were in the base game. Or they just say fuck it and make playing China or Hungary the same as playing fucking Tibet or some shit forever.
Landon Johnson
played for 5 minutes uninstalled reinstalled hoi3 with blackice
hoi4 was made for super ultra casual facebook users
Cooper Russell
This. Not only that, the UI in HOI is pretty bad, but IV is just fucking terrible, it does actually look like some farm-town tier browser game. it's so jarring and every icon pops out at me like some googly eyed kiddy puzzle game.
Jaxon Adams
>>Germany has annexed half of central Europe and parts of Yugoslavia without mobilizing a single soldier That's what happened in real life
Oliver Hall
This fucking guy
Germany mobilized for close to a decade before the war
Cooper Gonzalez
>He doesn't know Germany annexed every nation in Europe diplomatically by sending legions of armed diplomats through their borders
Read moar
Leo Adams
3 is a deeply broken game, so if you want an actual WW2 wargame it's not worth it
Justin Baker
Yeah, and you have to do that in game too, you retarded monkey, you need a certain manpower in the field
Connor Hernandez
It's way too easy.
William Wilson
At least it's not filled with RNG nonsense like EU4
Robert Richardson
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Joshua Wood
Is that an australian empire?
Justin James
It's the name they get as a fascist state.
Jacob Walker
Why is literally the entire western world fascist? What have you done to England
>empire of the platypus >not southern cross nice meme
Samuel Foster
Yup. I was playing as Poland. Instead of doing the sensible thing of allying with commies or fascists I decided to stay neutral. I just gave Germans Danzig to avoid war. Year later Soviets attacked and I'm beating them rather comfortably and as time goes on they seem to put up less and less resistance. I just stopped playing in 1941. It's just not fun when game is this easy on your first try. I can't imagine how trivial it must be when playing as one of the majors.
I sent a volunteer force to the spanish civil war consisting entirely of a single Motorized and Panzer divisions under the command of Erwin Rommel. I took Madrid, Valencia and then Barcelona within a month. It was fucking nuts. >cutting a swathe right to victory points is completely ignored by AI troops because it is too complex for their premade battle plans >literally only fought in 6 provinces: The outskirts of madrid, madrid itself, then cut all the way behind their lines without resistance to take valencia, then valencia's outskirts from behind before repositioning and cutting a 3 province swathe right through the heart to barcelona >despite being the capital, only a couple infantry divisions moved to defend it >nationalist spain only got a +6 to diplomacy from 'volunteer forces' despite the fact I basically won it single-handedly for them
Colton Roberts
Looks like HOI4 is a good point of start for somebody that never played a paradox game and want to try, isn't it?