Are you feeling it, Sup Forums?

Are you feeling it, Sup Forums?

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I'm really feeling it

>feeling anything for nintendo besides despair

There's nothing to feel.

Because it's a girl.

Nintendo has to earn my feelings.

DUDE ZELDA REHASHES LMAO

Linkle when?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Yes. I don't get why Sup Forums is so adamant to hate this game.

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It's probably good, but not Link Awakening good.
The best zelda games are that ones that actually don't follow the mainline.

youtube.com/watch?v=u_fyOkrteqM

after watching this i'm ready to be disappointed.

Source of pic?

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yea im feeling the amiibos and the outdated gameplay and graphics nintendo will show. feeling it right in my bowels, like diarrhea.

This didn't even look that good.

I really cant help but feel pessimistic about this game

I just dont think they can make a good Zelda anymore

the anti-nintendo circlejerk has been festering intensely recently with adamantly hated stuff like PMCS and MPFF

It'll be great.

>outdated gameplay
that is a thing that don't exist been a long while, given the fact the gameplay is mostly unchanged since around the end of the PS2 era.

Why is Zelda blue?

To distinguish from link, when you play with both using a mandatory WiiU control gimmick.

I'm feeling tfw no gf.

Then equip some.
Of course you will lose some of your memories in the process, but will get more powerful.

>that is a thing that don't exist been a long while
>that is a thing that don't exist been a long while

k

one day link woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's the hero of time. so link went up to epona and said "epona i want you to be my shitter" and since epona was link's bitch she opened her mouth. link pulled down his stained chainmail and began to shit in epona's mouth. epona was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment she was feeling very aroused.

link's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into epona's eyes. epona's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from link's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being link's shitter. link noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny mare.

link noticed that epona was whinnying as her clit got erect and her vagina moist. "stop that this instant" commanded link, noticing his own 3-incher was growing hard as well. epona whined and reluctantly stopped whinnying. with a final grunt and a smelly fart, link's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into epona's mouth.

link turned around and watched as epona chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said link. epona pretended she hated doing this so much but her throbbing clit and moans of joy told link otherwise. "swallow it" ordered link but epona didn't want to swallow it yet. she wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW HYAAH" screamed link as he began wang-slapping epona across the face.

You know i shouldn't really waste my time cause you're probably dumb as fuck, but this was a tech demo that was released in 2012 to showcase the potential of a next gen Zelda on wii u hardware. considering it's not a full fledge game and solely only a single room it's no wonder why it's fluid and highly detailed.

Here's zome of the Zelda wii U gameplay
youtube.com/watch?v=G0y4hv62YEw

it's realisticly what Nintendo's capable of. The big open world and the game as a whole (at this point) takes a toll and the sacrifice is the visual quality in favor of a style that allows the game to play fluidly in its massive world. Yu can see that the world as big as it is doesn't compare to
youtube.com/watch?v=tUFFVATu9Lg or the tech demo. If you honestly feel as tho the tech demo (be it not an actual representation of the final product) doesn't look good in any regards you probably dont have opinions worth acknowledging in the first place

It was first announced in 2013 with a 2015 release date. If it's good I'll be happy but goddamn I've really soured on the whole thing since then.

I literally cannot care less about Zelda anymore than I do right now.

Going to post every time I see this that a female link is fucking dumb and representative of everything that is wrong with gaming.
Fine with females in videogames, not fine with pandering.

List 3 games that did innovated gameplay in a way that actually improved it released on the last 10 years.

I agree. Especially because Link has evolved over the years from a player avatar into an iconic character that's a constant in the ever changing world of Zelda.

If you want to strip that from him and dumb down his personality (in his actions, motivations, and animations) because you can't self insert into a character that's not an approximation of you or GOD FORBID you're a waifufaggot, then fuck you.

I hate what Skyrim and Bioware has done to the video game audience, where every game is expected to have a custom protagonist and empty open world.

It'd better be the best game Nintendo's ever created if they're not showing anything else this year.

Agreed. I literally cannot care any more about Zelda less than I did more than now.

Gusy, guys!

I just discovered a new kernel of insight while watching Aonuma's TPHD interviews.

MORE WATER CONFIRMED!

water is gay

I hope so

youtube.com/watch?v=APx2yFA0-B4

Aonuma gets it

We're made of 70% water.

no fuck off

You don't like feeling up girls?

Just got the joke
Maybe he's a beautifultranswoman

>outdated gameplay and graphics

...wut

>1:46
>hits ping-pong with his back turned.

Woah, this is the closest thing I've ever seen to an Edgar Cayce reading recorded on camera.

Pretty much. Tbh it's one of the reasons I didn't play witcher is because I don't like an RPG not being me BUT Zelda is more of an adventure game with a story.
If they wanted to make a "Zelda" game where you play as Zelda or a creed type game playing and a Gerudo with a female protagonist that would actually make sense, and probably be pretty sweet. Just please don't fuck a legend like that.

RC Nunchaku
he's a fraud

>epona was forbidden to express any emotions

>he farted and little shit particles flew into epona's eyes

>she wanted to savor the shit

You're a regular Murakami.

I'm really enjoying the concept art for this game, but that's about it

that explains everything

Amen. I could care less that I previously could not begin to start caring.

But Geralt himself is the best thing about the Witcher man, he's a great character.

And playing as him, a character with his own emotions and personality, is refreshing when every other big RPG throws you in the role of a blank slate.

Stop replying to yourself, shitlord

>RC Nunchaku
What did you mean by this?

not enough references to western culture for whatever fucking reason to be murakami. also pointless sex scenes

Yeah, I could literally care less about caring more than I cared about Zelda when I can't even not care more about less than.

Whoops, meant for

Princess Zelda's probably going to be ugly as sin if Link himself looks that awful

hey linkle slow down *i run up to her and take off her shoes revealing her toes*
hehe come here my little piggies *slurp slurp*

>right-handed
WAGGLE MOTION SHIT CONFIRMED

There hasn't be a 3D Zelda WITHOUT water controls, and water is pretty prevalent in all the 2D games as well, so if anyone assuming the Wii U/NX game to NOT feature water would be an intelectually challenged individual.

Oh hey, they sharpened his facial features.

Looks way more masculine than the first preview we got.

Still has that faggy hair and stupid as fuck outfit. when are the going to confirm a proper tunic?

your face is stupid as fuck

Are you feeling it, /vr/?

Nintendo recognizes waifubait, I expect goddess levels out of Zelda in this game.

Also I want the nose to return.

nunchaku don't work
they're dumb and make no sense
China didn't want to admit to making something so stupid and they have computers to make them look like they work
Bruce Lee was a cyborg, he was the only man capable of using the RC Nunchaku, but he was forbidden to have an offspring
once he did, they killed him for disobeying orders
they let his son live
but then one day they started to realise his son was awakening his powers
so he was killed too

I want Zelda to be allowed to actually do something instead

>mfw I will never use watercolors so good

I don't understand how people are so pessimistic about this game. Nintendo is in a bad spot but they've poured a shit ton of time and money into this project and the whole point is that they admitted Zelda was stale and they're going in a new direction. The point is to finally bring it back to the forefront.

Fuck you all, I'm excited.

that's exactly the problem. They've taken too long. Miyamoto can shove his quote up his ass, delayed games turn out shit

Ocarina of Time wasn't shit.

That's more of a drier acrylic effect

And was only delayed a year. The track record for more recent games is much worse

well, I will never know how even draw

The only major difference is the blue colour and lack of chain mail (and chain mail has only been present for TP and SS). It is a proper tunic

This isnt a handheld Zelda game.
Console Zeldas exist only to be fapped on.

It's been in development for 5 years. Give me one example of a Nintendo game that was in development a similar amount of time that turned out bad. You can't. Nintendo is in a bad spot because of the Pii U. They're going to bounce back. You'll see, user. You'll ALL SEE

I'm almost as surprised as you to see rational discourse on this board but alas I'm not perpetuating the one man myth of Sup Forums.
Either tell us your thoughts or fuck off edgelord we're talking about games.

>Blue
>no hat
>proper

Unless it's somehow and adult version of Wind Waker Link's clothes it's bullshit

That didn't happen until SS

pretty much in the same boat.

Tell me about it, caring about more than less of caring about Zelda got more and more pointless pointless for me. I just felt careless.

>Link has to wear bulky tunic with stupd hat all the time
Being the hero/heroine is suffering.

There're pointless sex scenes in Murakami. But he doesn't swear. Shit would have been feces.

>feeling despair on behalf of a company

Seek help.

Why can't Nintendo make "big" games anymore? Do they simply not have the resources or talent to match western studios?

The last console Zelda was pathetically small in scope compared to stuff like The Witcher 3, for example.

Not really. Zelda only gives you that sense of grand adventure when you're a little kid. I enjoy the games, but they're all jam packed with tedium, and I don't really know why the 3D Zelda games are seen as milestones for every generation, or these definitive gaming experiences. Every person has a different vision of what he or she wants out of them as well, so they always end up disappointing. This game in particular looks to be chasing trends, which makes me highly skeptical.

Well I certainly learned something today.

>that short, patchy grass
DOWNGRADE CONFIRMED

Drawing is easy though.

youtube.com/watch?v=90X5NJleYJQ

I don't give a shit how time has aged them. Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, and Skyward Sword were ALL disappointments. WHY do people give a shit about 3D Zelda?

I SAID CONSUMMATE V's! CONSUMMATE!

Neither were as fun as Dragon's Dogma.

Top kek

Why do you fags think the hate for this game is more recent?
You have to be the biggest retard to think Nintendo will suddenly make an amazing Zelda game after garbage like TP and SS only because
>muh open world
>muh bullet time
>muh modern Nintendo isn't creatively bankrupt besides the younger dudes who made Splatoon

The only 3D Zelda before SS I was disappointed by was MM

>Unless it's somehow and adult version of Wind Waker Link's clothes

Why the fuck wouldn't it be, though.

There's this guy. And the costume he wore in the SS opening hour.

Those outfits weren't plastered all over the promo art. If they''re changing Link's signature look, they've waited too long to give a reason for it

They had a lot of time to learn. They kind of have to impress now.

I also didnt mind TP, SS was very disappointing though.

3D Zelda has never even pretended to compare to other open world games in sheer size.

Until the upcoming one, that is.

Not sure how that will pan out for them.

Most Zelda games havent been revealed as this game was, and delayed this hard. They are just saving it for the full reveal.

Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face.

That happened once.