Hehe, there's something on your dress

>Hehe, there's something on your dress.

No meming, what the fuck did he mean by this? I don't get this line at all.

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POO

POO
IN
THE
LOO

he's at ass height
make your own conclusions

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Symmetra's FUTANARI BULGE

DESIGNATED

She's an OCD perfectionist, so she would check her dress if there was something on it

Torbjorn is just an epic prankster

Torb is a sperg and didn't know what to say

Probably this.
It's suggested she has autism

symettra is all about order and torb is just about having a gr8 time and making turrets and shit he's just trying to fuck with her

She is OCD and seems obssessed with order and cleanliness (ironic given her country's opinion regarding defecating in the toilet)
He is trying to trigger her.

Toblerone is up on the new dank internet memes.

So why is the techno-gadget tech girl from india? That doesn't make any fucking sense

>Mercy, I desperately want to eat your hot aryan pussy.

What did she mean exactly when she said this?

That's impossible.
She's not a fat pimply uggo.

you just answered your own question user

But all the tech support people I call are in India

>Indian Tech Support

>King's Row:

>If you ask me, the Brits have their heads on straight! Omnic rights? Pah!
>
Nepal:

>It's like a culmination of a thousand of my worst nightmares! Are you kidding me?!

>Numbani:

>No No No! N-O NO!

Why is Torbjörn such a racist?

indians and asians are infinitely smarter than white people

thats why

Omnics are not people user, we've been over this.

Sure thing Pajeet

This is the correct answer. The midget is just fucking with her because he's covered in motor oil and smegma and is upset when other people aren't.

Blenders and fridges are not a fucking race, Build 'em up, break 'em down

he actually understands the threat they pose firsthand

>He didn't read the Torbjörn comic

torbjorn was one of the people who helped invent omnics, he know's they're just machines because he built them himself.

What? You're all wrong.

It's cause he was staring at her ass and she caught him and he used a lame excuse.

That's why he laughs and kinda sounds guilty.

Pajeet, please go

Of all the female cast, Symmetra is the last ass I'm looking at as Torb.

Yes she is.

Symmetra has the best ass in the game m8

"The true enemy of humanity is disorder."

What did she mean by this?

This guy gets it.

is that sephiroth

>Symmetra
>Pretty girl that runs around with a zappy gun that basically is poo outside of close range and shoots out big "balls".
>Isn't a futa.

It's Cloud, you tard.

>Why is Torbjörn such a racist?
youtube.com/watch?v=VL-s7olHT50

Tracer has no ass dude

youtube.com/watch?v=VL-s7olHT50

What did he mean by this?

Are omnics a metaphor for muslims?

She didn't wipe properly after pooing in the streets

I didn't think about it but that's pretty funny

>tfw dick is like 5 shades darker than surrounding skin
ITS NOT FAIR

why doesn't india get a poo-based hero

She's windows tech support m8.

So why does almost everyone in this game have like a robot arm or something?

It's fucking Hanzo you fuknug

The game takes place after 2020.

Lewd.

>humanity builds Omnics
>Omnics declare genocidal extinction war on humanity
>the entire world rallies against the Omnics
>Omnics get fucked up
>Omnics are pardoned and allowed to live and work in human society as free individuals
>Omnics declare genocidal extinction war on humanity
Being racist implies you're prejudiced. If you're prejudiced it means you hold an opinion or a belief that was formed without either thought, knowledge, reason, or personal experience. Torbjörn has thought about this a lot, he's more knowledgeable on the subject than most other people to ever exist on the planet, he's got reasoned arguments for his beliefs, and he has more experience with Omnics than almost anyone alive in the planet.

Torbjörn is not a racist. Omnics just fucking suck. You can't even say #NotAllOmnics since literally all Omnics were at one point trying to kill every single human on the planet. Dismantling them is just common sense.

Symmetra is a poo-based hero.

>fisting
I can't get behind that festist at all man, freaks me out.

I always thought her teleporter looked a little strange...

>You will never be Mercy
>You will never be in a loving lesbian relationship with Pharah

you mean you don't want a small asian woman shoulder deep inside your asshole punching your organs?

>you will never be an undead, crazed, blonde bimbo, mad scientist toying with the border between life and death

why live?

>Being black is A-O-Wrong
Wasn't ready for that

Torb is a sly booty man

Omnics were fucked up by a god program virus, presumably made by some terrorist to fuck over other people because they are retarded.

>Oh! How... Medieval.
>Nobody asked your opinion!

The bantz between Torb and Sym is top tier

And to top it all off, she gets to go home to a delicious brown girl.

Torb is basically future Sup Forums

how do you counter 4+ Torbs on a team
also, don't assume your team will cooperate. How do you counter them on your own...

Mercy Pharah shipping is pure cancer.

Mercy 76 on the other hand, that's the good stuff.

How does such a game have so many perfect waifu's?

Go Gorilla Grodd

Jump to one Torb, pop shield. Kill him and his turret because your lightning chains, jump out. Wait for heal/shield, jump back in

EZ PZ

>You will never be Mercy
>You will never be hate-fucked by Reaper for turning him into a monster

Literally just Korra in a suit of armor. No problem with that, Korra's got a rocket body.

>tfw you like both

get a reinhardt and then have the rest of your team shoot them

or get a gorilla and then shoot them

or go sniper and shoot them from a far

this is assuming you're playing on PC like a good lad, if you're not you may as well kill yourself

but they pop down another turret instantly. Only a matter of time before they are all back up while finishing up the others....

Symmetra has obsessive compulsive disorder and he was giving her the bantz

>tfw i got a legendary commendation an hour for getting a POTG chasing a widow smacking her with my hammer while my turret was killing half their team

Junkrat, Pharah, Hanzo and Rienhardt.

Bait their Molten Cores, retreat so it's wasted.

>you will never be Reaper
>you will never be hate-fucked be Winston for ruining Overwatch

you missed the bit where you kill the Torb

play mostly tanks and support

zarya hard counters torb
just shield, yourself or your teammate
easy 100% damage charge
You have the highest DPS in the game at full charge

Still can't get in? Too many torbs?
you can use reinhardt to soak up turret damage
he can take like, 6 turrets at once with his shield and still last like 6+ seconds

While the turrets are distracted, destroy them as a pharah or zarya with mercy power boosts

>sniper and shoot them from a far
assuming they are all visible and far away. Last stage on Hanamura is a bitch esp with 5 turrets..

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I don't remember this ever happening.

It just dawned on me how many of Torb's quotes can be interpreted as innuendo

>I'm giving it all I've got!

SKIT
I
TOALETTEN

thanks for the Torb advice Sup Forums, I can sleep easier and git gud faster. Goodnight.

pretty sure it's from the episode where marge starts hanging out with ruth and they get into trouble with the law
homer is hanging out in chief wiggum's car when a call describing marge comes over the radio, and that's his first impression of the details

>Torbjorn's official nickname is Torby
That irritates me for some reason. Torb or just plain Toby sounds better than Torby. And aren't there any actual diminutive nicknames for the name Torbjorn? Blizzard making up their own own seems kinda odd and pointless in that case. Or is Torby really a diminutive form of Torbjorn?

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>Be Reinhardt
>Get PotG
>Its just me killing Widowmaker with a firestrike and then saving Mercy from a Mei by slamming her in the fucking wall

>This faggot in every thread who likes cock

youtu.be/4rvhtnNBBdc?t=184

EeeZed PeeZed?

Absolutely not.
The only nickname for Torbjörn that I know of would be Tobbe.

>that feel when my favorite heroes are Symmetra, Torbjorn and Bastion
>all 3 of them are awful on attack

>Wanting straight relationships in vidya means you like cock

Thanks tumblr

Abuse the fact that nobody wants to be the one to deal with your infinite range turrets and Torb is alright on attack.

Thank you friends, it's been a long time since I saw quality simpsons

Tobbe or Bjarne are the common diminutive forms of Torbjörn. Torby is something made up by Blizzard and it didn't even stick with the players.

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Kill yourself.