ITT: Describe a video game badly and others try to guess it

Shirtless Old men fighting other shirtless old men on rooftops in Japan

Yakuza

correct

Tomba

Yakuza

An undead tries to kill a demon with a burning guy and gets crushed by a giant gorilla robot.

man kills bad guys, and then gets told he is literally worse than Hitler for killing bad guys

guy is an asshole to his sibling because his sibling needs to be an asshole to save the world

Spec Ops The Line?

Far Cry 4?

You can tell the final boss to join you and he does it.

THE DUST PALACE IS LOST TO US AGAIN

No

not the game i was thinking of but that could also be correct

Knights of the Old Republic?

Shadow of the collossus

autistic robo ninjas talk endlessly and occasionally fight to butt rock

The absolute madman.

a middle aged man dooms the human race because of his survivor's guilt

Fable 3?

Metal Gear Solid

Devil May Cry Series?

Last of us

TLoU

Boy purges a God together with his wife.

mgr

nope

Not the game I was thinking about, but I guess it counts too.

Fable 3

Shirtless man needs a chill pill

fnv, lonesome road

God of war

Shirtless man takes his wife's son out for hunting after taking a chill pill

Autist fight each other 1v1

people in a world that barely makes any sense screaming loudly at each other and facing the most convoluted bullshit mankind can come up with just to kill someone

You go room to room, your only company is a potato, and although you don't have a job and no one asked you to, you paint literally everything over.

Chrono Trigger?

it has crazy guys and it has roadhog concept as a character

Everyone you love, everything you've ever done, it's all gone, this is real life motherfucker.
Oh yeah and your parents are dead lol.

Kid fights his mom then developed an identity crisis

You play as children who control robots but you didn't know you were a child so you save yourself by accident.

>your only company is a potato
Portal 2

Binding of Isaac

You get paid to collect cards in a war zone for U.N.

Binding of Isaac

girl sets up a plan to save her child self being burned to death

No, but the answer should be fairly obvious once you eliminate TLoU from the answer pool

Small men swinging giant weapons at large creatures for 20 minutes multiple times for a single item

Your girlfriend goes through tons of bullshit to save humanity

You go to lighthouses after a giant eye tells you to.

in a world without toilets, you're some anime cop girl trying to work your way through predictable cliches.

Nigger explodes a lot of people while half of the team is useless.

Monster Hunter?

Gears of War?

Yup.

Golden Sun

far worse than that. It has to do with crime

Team Fortress 2

Last boss fight is hot brother on brother shirtless action

Shorts are so comfy

You die.

MGS

Ace Attorney

You get your legs sawed off, but get a hp and speed bonus.

Yep

real life?

damn right.

Dark Souls?

Killer 9?

golden sun

After your priest gets stabbed to death in his own church, you conduct multiple prison breaks so you can finally kill a pig-bat

Got it

Lisa?

Money, guns, and naked people in dreary places.

After achieving god status you literally kill yourself because you're so bored.

Cannibals who are actually programs.

Soul Reaver.

You're a petty criminal who fucks older men who look like your father

You work your ass off to conquer something big for the benefit of your people, but your ruler decides to skip rewarding you and just takes it all for himself.

I WAS BLOCKING!
THIS GAMES FUCKIN STUPID
WOOOOOOOOOOOW

Dragon's Dogma

Dark souls

Indiana Jones The Fate of Atlantis?
technically true

guy who was banished from space and time steals legendary item

Dragon's Dogma

Chivalry or Warband

Ding ding ding

Close

You resurrect someone with an egg

All the conspiracies are real

You capture monsters to fight the monsters other people own.

Digital devil saga?

cyborg goes on angst quest to protect the weak but really, deep down, he doesnt care, he doesnt care about anything

Play me online for a chance to win 1,000,000 dollars.

Everything happens because friendship

Papers Please

Xenoverse?

You grab a piece of shit and toss it around.
It is also a metaphor about you playing the game.

Oni?

Game technically has a story about some ancient mystery that involves aliens, but you'll be ignoring that to set sail instead.

Yes

Metal Gear Rising
KOTOR 2

Every JRPG

Any Tales of game ever?

A boy goes around the world telling a bunch of cocks to wake up.