Select quick play

>select quick play
>see the fucking dorado screen
>leave

Am I the only one who does this? Who the fuck plays this shitty unbalanced meme map?

>be on Attack
>never get past the bridge

>be on Defense
>your teammates are fucking retarded and they reach the end point easily

Fuck this gay map.

lmao you suck

Sounds more like you're coming up with excuses for how bad you are.

That's normal, don't worry, but isntead you should try to just face it head on.

My group never has any difficulty winning whether we're attacking or defending.

I like Dorado for the loading screen music alone

This map is rather easy on both sides. The last moments of numbani attack are the worst.

>"ur just bad"
>queues with friends like the cucks they are
:)

Olé motherfucker

>play the most casual shooter ever invented
>cry when your team mates suck

kek play a real game like CSGO

>competitive hide and seek
>competitive getting sued for gambling

Dorado is fun

I also really like Hanamura and all the KOTH modes.

What? Not playing with a group that you know is competent is fucking retarded, why would you ever place your faith in complete randos?

And you dare calling other people cucks, good shit

You need to let it go OP. Learn that there's fun to be found in losing.

>cry when your team mates suck

That happens in every multiplayer game and I have to see threads posted about it every single day.

>I'm good
>team is bad

Just kill yourself if you're gonna post something like this.

>losing
>ever fun
t. cuck

I don't care about the maps, I care about my wins/team composition.

I believe in the forced 50% win rate. I come home from work, play and win 10 games in a row putting my win rate above 50%, go to sleep, the OW servers update.

Come back from work the next day, play and lose 10 games in a row putting my win rate below 50%, go to sleep, the OW servers update.

Then the next day I win, etc.

When it's a "lose" day, I try to game the system by leaving matches before they start if the enemy team is way higher level or my team has a shit composition.

The journey is better than the destination- yada yada yada

Fuck me you must've been a riot when your friends were playing tag

>journey
>dont get the princess at the end
>end up being alone and sad like usual
>nu males make games like this

FUCK YOU

>OP always loses regardless of side
>this is "unbalanced"
No, you're just a shitter.

Me too, brother. Feels kind of cramped to me.

>forced 50
>maps are shit
>balance is utter shit
>matchmaking is the most rancid shit ever
>premades, as usual, completely fucking everyone over

Literally the only good thing about this fuckfest are the waifus.

the losing factor seem to be you in this scenario

>load into dorado on attack
>always someone playing the futurama theme