"Oh, hey user. I'm beat. Think I could use your face as my seat?"
"Oh, hey user. I'm beat. Think I could use your face as my seat?"
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I'm usually a huge fag, but Samus is one of the few actual females that can get me going
Of course you can my dear, I've always admired your rear!
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Y-y-yes m-ma'am.
fuck
>le ebin samefag
>I'm sorry but I can't hold anymore
>PFFFFFFRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRFFFFFPPFFFFFFFF AAHH
Thanks OP, I got arrested.
Perfect.
>No unique IP
>samefagging your own post
*snifff*
ahhhmmmm~
;)
BUBRBURLBURBLEBURBLRBUEBLUBLLBUUBRBRRrbrburblrbfffbffrffff
ppfftt... brrghgrrFFFBBHHBFHRRRRTTTT
FFFFF- GURGLGRUURbuburubruburblebubrbur-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP... PLOP...
nngghhhhh... ngAAahh!!!...
nnhhHNNGGGHH- THTHHRRPRPTPHHHFFTTTgurgurburubrburburblebublburbububr- plip- plip drip... drip..
huh... Yaagh! jesus... nggggh...
NGGUUUHH!! FRRFRRRRPPPHHTTTTT... hngh... PLOP! SPLASH!
hhh.... hhh....
hhhuuuhhh... fuck....
ugh...
*flush*
ayy
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I need more blue butt...
Did zero suit ruin Samus?
>;)
well alright, just m-make sure no chads try to salt me. I hate normies but I'll let you sit this time.
fuck I laughed way harder than I should've
Pretty much.
I use to see her as some powerful warrior I'd look in awe to from how awesome she is.
Now I see her as some sexy goddess i'd look in awe to from how much I want her to sit on my face.
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Please do.
jesus christ user im not that desperate for responses. also learn to crop
I don't get it.