"Oh, hey user. I'm beat. Think I could use your face as my seat?"

"Oh, hey user. I'm beat. Think I could use your face as my seat?"

...

I'm usually a huge fag, but Samus is one of the few actual females that can get me going

Of course you can my dear, I've always admired your rear!

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Y-y-yes m-ma'am.

fuck

>le ebin samefag

>I'm sorry but I can't hold anymore
>PFFFFFFRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRFFFFFPPFFFFFFFF AAHH

Thanks OP, I got arrested.

Perfect.

>No unique IP
>samefagging your own post

*snifff*
ahhhmmmm~

;)

BUBRBURLBURBLEBURBLRBUEBLUBLLBUUBRBRRrbrburblrbfffbffrffff

ppfftt... brrghgrrFFFBBHHBFHRRRRTTTT

FFFFF- GURGLGRUURbuburubruburblebubrbur-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP-PLOP... PLOP...

nngghhhhh... ngAAahh!!!...

nnhhHNNGGGHH- THTHHRRPRPTPHHHFFTTTgurgurburubrburburblebublburbububr- plip- plip drip... drip..

huh... Yaagh! jesus... nggggh...

NGGUUUHH!! FRRFRRRRPPPHHTTTTT... hngh... PLOP! SPLASH!

hhh.... hhh....

hhhuuuhhh... fuck....

ugh...

*flush*

ayy

...

I need more blue butt...

Did zero suit ruin Samus?

>;)

well alright, just m-make sure no chads try to salt me. I hate normies but I'll let you sit this time.

fuck I laughed way harder than I should've

Pretty much.
I use to see her as some powerful warrior I'd look in awe to from how awesome she is.

Now I see her as some sexy goddess i'd look in awe to from how much I want her to sit on my face.

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Please do.

jesus christ user im not that desperate for responses. also learn to crop

I don't get it.