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So what was written on the walls in that jail cell?

I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLONIC

>A major chunk of the narrative hinges on everyone confusing Sonic for Shadow
>Even though they look nothing alike

amy's a dumb bimbo and I want to crash her anus

It's pretty impressive how single-minded Amy is in her quest to get hitched with Sonic, almost to the detriment of everything else. I get that she's Team Sonic's moral center (to the point where she convinces Shadow not to forsake the world), but still. It's one of the few things I can give Sonic Boom credit for: they made Amy a relatively competent character who had more going on than hooking up with Sonic.

because you just told me, fox boy

Though, to be fair, Amy has a habit of making unconventional friends (Gamma, that Flicky in SA1, Silver).

The original concept art for shadow was a darker blue sonic

GUN pins all those on Sonic, to hide the existence of Shadow.

Amy is just retarded

Yeah, well, we'll see about that, bat girl!

Gerald Robotnik's crazy ramblings.
He either finished Biolizard while on the ARK or completed it in the cell somehow.

THAT HEDGEHOG

Why is Amy Rose such a terrible character?

That card!

lmao xddd

I mean, there's not a whole lot of hedgehogs out there that can run at the speed of sound

>Shadow breaks into a jewelry store and steals a Chaos Emerald
>News station thinks it's Sonic
You're saying GUN would rather go after Sonic to cover up Shadow's existence, rather than go after Shadow to recover the Chaos Emerald? Then why send Rouge under deep cover to trail Shadow?

OF ALL PLACES!

I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!

See . Despite her good deeds, she is still defined by two things: wanting to marry Sonic and being unrelenting about it.

Meanwhile, Rouge a self-serving treasure hunter, cat burglar, and secret government agent who is known to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants and is regularly portrayed as one of the most technically competent people in Sonic's entourage.

>Used to ship Shadow/Amy when you were young.

what if they are all color blind?

Rouge is superior in every way.

They wouldn't see the rocket boots or all the other shit he carries?

When sonic's friends threw him a birthday party in sonic generations I cried because nobody would ever do that for me.

I want to fuck Tails

Rouge made it okay for Sonic characters to have sex appeal. She's the only friend to have noticeable cleavage; hell, they even gave her rudimentary breast jiggle physics in her SA2 debut.

It's videogame
People mistook Carla Radames for Ada Wong in RE6 despite the fact that they had completely different clothes and colors seconds after seeing one another

What's worse is that this isn't the only time Amy gets confused and ends up latching onto another hedgehog trying to kill Sonic.

Why is she so perfect?

She also has the best theme
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Source? Google isn't turning up anything on this.

Plus, she ships with Knuckles Tails if you're into /ss/, and that's great.

What even more funny she does a third time with the Werehog, and that time it was Sonic. XD

Amy a cute and my waifu.

Considering Sonic was always aimed at a teen demographic, it makes sense that they'd slip a little hormonal incentive in. It was a little surprising how un-subtle they were about it though.

Everyone is retarded in the Sonic universe so this doesn't surprise me.

Someone had been posting some concept art in threads the past few days. Didn't save any of it, sadly.

>Eternal bedroom eyes
>Eye shadow and lipstick
>Cleavage
>Ass
>Talks slow and sultry
>Kicks all the time
>Plays hard-to-get with Knuckles
Totally subtle.

hedgehogs are color blind so its a little bit more excusable, but the spikes are different, the shoes are different, there's a tuft of chest hair

Don't forget, actual breast and ear physics!

Wouldn't the Sonic games be better if all the characters were just humans with superpowers?

Depends on the character design I suppose. I'm a sucker for good stylization, and Sonic has it.

Ehhhh. Besides, Sonic came directly out of the mascot wars, and you can't really divorce yourself from that (especially when your previous mascot is Alex Kidd).

>he doesn't ship Sonic/Blaze and Knuckles/Rouge

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You know, I can live with final Shadow after seeing this.

Biolizard was never finished. He was a failed prototype.

Shadow was the success. Originally, GUN had Gerald and Shadow in the same cell hoping Shadow would kill Gerald, but instead Gerald manipulated Shadow into wanting revenge for Maria.

I honestly have no idea how the Biolizard escapes its cell on the ARK. Supposedly it can use Chaos Control just from knowing the Chaos Emeralds are nearby or some stupid shit, because it DOES use Chaos Control but not while possessing any.

>Shadow originally was a deviantart OC

This is pretty meta

Considering his original name was Tarios, and this is Mephiles, goes to show how ridiculous some Sonic The Hedgehog concepts will get.

I was never much of a fan of Shadows the design but these concept design made me fall in love with Shadow's final design, Jesus Christ what were they thinking?

I'll completely excuse this design honestly. It's a broken incomplete elder god thing with a crystal theme impersonating shadow, the fuck else is it gonna look like?

>1337
Nice

That looks kinda cool, like how he looks all cracked and jagged.

Did they write the script with the idea of Shadow as a Sonic look alike and then never changed the script when his design was finalized?

His excuse is to remember the person who trapped him.

Why would a god believe he would be trapped in there in a short enough time to get revenge on the person to trapped him? He could have been in there for centuries. How could he know Shadow was immortal. That's just a coincidence.

So, let's get this straight. Doctor Robotnik's grandfather's daughter contracted AIDs, which inspired him to go to a space station to create the perfect life form. At first, the perfect life form was a lizard, but he settled on making a hedgehog instead. After the government found out however, the showed up to shut him down, procured Shadow, and many decades later Shadow goes on a rampage thinking it's what Gerald Robotnik's daughter wanted until he suddenly remembers it's the stark opposite of what she wanted. He then burnt up reentering Earth's atmosphere, only he didn't because he then went on to fight aliens and become a super secret agent and holy fuck Sonic is stupid.

The final fight with Mephiles as Shadow is the only decent part of 06

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It may or may not have been him trying to create the perfect lifeform from the murals in the temples. Doesn't stop it from being dumb though

>I'm going to make a cure for my daughter
>By inventing an edgy woodland creature with superpowers and alien DNA whom I would have to later subdue in order to extract said cure

>which inspired him to go to a space station to create the perfect life form.

He got funding from GUN as long as he agreed to make weapons for them, yes. He made GUN weapons, GUN provided him time and money to research making the ultimate life form to cure his grand daughter's space aids.

>At first, the perfect life form was a lizard

Scientists commonly use lizards for their ability to replace lost limbs, thinking it might be a link to immortality. If you could just replace any part of you forever, you'd live forever.

> but he settled on making a hedgehog instead.

Because during his research he thought this moral was predicting him giving life to the ultimate life form. This is why Shadow's quills are upright, like Super Sonic's.

> After the government found out however

After GUN found out that Gerald Robotnik was in cahoots with an ugly evil alien named Black Doom who wanted to kill all humans

>the showed up to shut him down

GUN arrested him

>procured Shadow,

Found Shadow's capsule on Earth and threw him in the same cell as Gerald.

>and many decades later Shadow goes on a rampage thinking it's what Gerald Robotnik's daughter wanted until he suddenly remembers it's the stark opposite of what she wanted.

Yep. :D

>He then burnt up reentering Earth's atmosphere,

Sonic re-enters the Earth's atmosphere in almost every game, doesn't he?

>only he didn't because he then went on to fight aliens

He went on to fight Eggman's Armada, which was in control of Metal Sonic. Then he fought the aliens that originally tried to trick Gerald Robotnik.

>and become a super secret agent and holy fuck Sonic is stupid.

Yep. :D

>Shadow's ringbands are revealed to be his limiters

I'm pretty sure the mural thing is just a theory. A game theory.

>He then burnt up reentering Earth's atmosphere
He didn't. He used Chaos Control to teleport himself.
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Would you want a game based on the comics? The new ones, not the dark ages.

I'm pretty sure it's explained in Sonic Battle in Gerald's Journals. It was when he was researching the Chaos Emeralds to see if they would be useful or not. Possibly when he was collecting them for Black Doom.

A dating sim, maybe.

I'd want a game based off of Sonic Excursion

>Sonic comic dark ages
Huh?

Its also explained more in some Japan-only strategy guide.

You know, it's kinda weird to see people side with Eggman who are flesh in blood rather than just bots.

Rouge always looked bored in the cutscenes

I thought you hated me.

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>Nollers, don't ttalk to strange men at night! You're coming back to our room.

Same voice thread ruined me.

Fuck.

Look, you need to put a name back on or something.

There's a period (#51-159) where the comics went to super shit. Unnecessary love triangles, melodrama, high school, DESTINY, etc.

I GONNA MARRY THUNDERBOLT

The models in 06 are so wonky. They look great in some scenes but like total shit in others, mostly due to angles and lighting. I hate it when the camera gets too close, because the pupils on all of them look very glassy and dead. The animators would rarely move the characters' pupils, but rather just turn their heads instead, making them more doll-like.

The CGI cutscenes looked pretty good, though

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You need to get rid of yours.

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Silver always reminded me of future trunks

God dammit now I want to replay 06

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Pretty sure that was the point. Sonic has been cribbing from Dragon Ball for years.

That's by design. Sonic Team explicitly says that Silver is basically Trunks.

Jesus Christ, I haven't seen that image since the Team Artail days

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>had Don Bluth films, Disney Afternoon and Great Mouse Detective in my childhood
>seeing this in a magazine preview gave me my first forbidden feelings instead
also she's a legit good character in Boom and Archie. I can forgive her appearances in the game because everyone's written like a retard there.

>bothered by her underendowed chest

Thats adorable. It really is.

So all you people who clearly are versed in Sonic's "lore", do you think plots and continuity in Sonic were an improvement or a mistake? Could the games have survived with just "beat Robotnik/collect Chaos emeralds" ad infinitum?

You never knew this fact? It's more well known that Sonic's inability to swim. Most people ask why Sonic has water rings on with every new Olympics game.

>Could the games have survived with just "beat Robotnik/collect Chaos emeralds" ad infinitum?

Yes. If anything, they needed to calm back shit and keep everything more simple with just Robotnik and the Emeralds. No more Gods, no more aliens, no more time traveling, none of that shit.

Sonic Generations and Colors kind of do it right. But then they fucked it all up with Lost World.

Oh, I know about it. Its just really cute. She's a nerdy little cat.

>"You're quick, Quickman but you're not fast!"

All that right after taking on all the other robot masters while still fighting Quickman himself with only Amy reacting to Sonic's movement in this panel.

We have had plot since the beginning:

The evil mad scientist Dr. Eggman is up to his old nasty tricks again. "Sonic…that annoying, impertinent hedgehog. Thanks to him, my great plans are always laid to waste! Oh, but this time, I'm going to rub him out with the power of science! Ha ha ha ha ha…"

South Island is a treasure trove of gems and ancient ruins. They say that it's the island where the mystical Chaos Emeralds lie. The Chaos Emeralds are a super-material that give energy to all living beings. Also, when applied to scientific purposes, they can be used for nuclear and laser based weaponry. However, nobody knows exactly how to get ahold of these emeralds. At the same time, though, they do say that the reason why South Island is always moving is because the emeralds are somewhere inside the island's hazy depths.

One day, crisis visited upon the island. And who showed up with it but Dr. Eggman and his cronies. "I'll find those emeralds even if I have to dig up the entire island to do it!"

Dr. Eggman set up a fort in one corner of the island, and went about carrying out his plan.

"Eggman, you still haven't had enough?" Sonic hurried as soon as he heard the news. Dr. Eggman never seemed to leave him alone, even though Sonic had beaten him every time so far. It sounded like Dr. Eggman considered Sonic his sworn enemy, but he was never any match for Sonic.

However, this time something is amiss.

"Have you seen it, Sonic? This time is going to be different! Because this time, I've turned all the animals on the island into robots!"

"E, Everybody!?"

"All of them go about in accordance to my orders. In other words, Sonic, everyone on the island is your enemy! Gya— Ha ha ha ha ha ha ^cough^ ^ack^ ^ahem^. This time, the world really will be all mine!"

This is terrible! Hurry! Sonic the Hedgehog - everyone is waiting for your help!

The Trunks thing was obvious but they straight up mention it?

There's nothing inherently wrong with continuity and plots in Sonic, just don't go full retard with them like Sonic 06 or Ow the Edge.

What Sonic character would you marry and impregnate?

Mistake. The problem is that you have 5 different conflicting renditions of the stories and all the stories entail putting a neon colored woodland creature in the same setting as government agencies. And it gets even worse when you introduce time travel into the mix. And genetic engineering.

Mario doesn't have a story but it doesn't have a million different people trying to force a plumber riding a dinosaur to make sense. And if you need proof as to why that would be a stupid idea then watch Super Mario Bros. movie.

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