So where are you on this chart Sup Forums?

so where are you on this chart Sup Forums?

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Are we encouraged to not lose our virginities?

I wanna be a dope ass wizard.

16 because i had a slutty gf, but now i'm 22 and never get laid

If i become a wizard, can i then summon a semen demon succubus and enslave her to be my cumdump?

20

now get b&

25 to a Chinese 36 year old.
That gave me a confidence boost, and I finally asked a girl out and dated her at 26. Currently in a relationship, and a history of sex with 3 different girls.

you lose your wizard powers once your penis goes into a vagina.

I didn't have a my first girlfriend until recently and I'm 20. I lost my virginity about 2 months ago.
Good thing most people of my generation don't put much value on sex anymore.
Also I guess I could have lost it sooner but I didn't want to put my dick in some of the previous girls I fucked around with.

23 and now i get laid all the time because i discovered dating apps

Does that mean I should only fuck men?

past 30.

Does that mean all the catholic monks are secretly wraith lords?

Conjure up a succubus (male)

30. I've turned wizard.

What if i do strictly anal and armpit sex?

23, not really worried about it though
So that's why Sup Forums is so fucking gay.

20 I guess. I'm 23 and gay but still virgo. I play wow too so it's appropriate.

18, best friend and first girlfriend. You'd think that would have ended well...nope

28

also videogames

What about all the young boys they fucked?

We already established homosex don't count.

Since when do young boys have vaginas?

I'm a bit jealous. I had sex at 25 with a 20 year old and she was a dead fish. We were both virgins so she just lied there. I don't care what /r9k/ says sex is more fun with a woman that's good at it.

The price for arcane knowledge is steep, but worth it

24. Not even a kiss.

I was like 24 or 25. I had sex with this mom I went to high school with. She had just got out of a marriage and had a kid. She was drop dead gorgeous, had giant tits and could twerk on my dick. We fucked for about 3 months before she tried to cuck me and then she called it off and dated a bouncer a month later. They are now married with another kid on the way and I've since had amazing sex with the confidence boost she gave me. The last girl I was with was Colombian and she always swallowed and wanted it in the ass.

So I thank that girl and laugh at the cuck husband. Fuck that life.

22 now. I've had three chances now to lose my virginity but chose not to, because the girls were 6/10s and I figured if I couldn't get with an 8/10 I didn't deserve to get laid. I kind of regret it now since it's been a year since I've even been on a date.

Lvl 54. Your swords are small and soft, and your Holy Hand Grenades lack explosive power.

13. With friend of mom's daughter, she was 16.

Looks don't matter THAT much for banging.
For dating it's completely different

How bad were they

Funny thing is, my current gf is 24, I'm 28 and she lost her virginity with me. its getting pretty serious. Maybe even marriage-serious.

My point is sexual experience is optional. You both learn with time and a solid dose of curiosity and open-mindedness.

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Not proud but going to a hooker seems like giving up, If I cant convice a woman to have sex with me by normal means then I don't theserve to get laid

How long have you been dating?
How long have you been living together?

17
being single for 3 years though
didn't fuck for 2 years

By 35 you won't even care. Trust me.

Still a virgin, 21
Oh boy oh boy

Slightly less attractive than this fourth girl who I was too drunk to fuck. She is actually the bench mark I use. If I can't get a girl as attractive as her (since I lost my chance), I won't have sex. Been awhile now.

23. I got laid for the first time about a month ago though. Pretty cool stuff. I got her to sit on my face too.

What's it like senpai?

A little over a year now, we moved in together a few months ago. She's also Chinese. That's 2 Chinese, one Filipina and a few blowjobs from a Greek.

Losing your virginity is overrated
A better metric is how active your sex life is
I lose mine at 16, but I haven't had sex since

>don't deserve it

>deserve
There's that word again.

You anons deserve whatever you want. If you can't get it, try harder or re-focus on something that won't bite you in the ass later.
Fucking is overrated and whores are bitches.

You have no idea how many girls aren't into that.

Or maybe i'm just one unlucky person

Wise words

i've ejaculated inside the same women over 2000 times

>A little over a year
>Only living together for a few months
>Marriage-level serious
Take your time dude. You need to live with her for at least 2 if you don't want a divorce at 45.

I remember when that chart used to have 30 for the WoW guy, and 40 for some completely different degenerate weeb guy that's long since disappeared.

18.
But I'm 24 now and been alone for years. Almost wish it had never happened so I didn't know what I was missing out on.

It's a matter of pride user, trust me, I would kill myself before giving off my pride.