He uses push-to-talk to broadcast himself ripping a bong or eating chips over the mic

>he uses push-to-talk to broadcast himself ripping a bong or eating chips over the mic

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>he posts a subtle golden age Adult Swim thread

Is there a video game where I can find out what doth life?

>he doesnt listen to cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=oA0Ht2pb1nw

>he doesn't use push to talk and you can hear his mom and dad fightning, or a sibling making fun of him in the background

>not buying a GOAT desktop mic
>not buying a large cowbell off amazon
>not surprising random cucks in discord

i'll have you know op that i don't polycotton to coping tropes

>tfw this always happened when faggots used skype instead of team speak

what games can I Taste the Pain in?

Post more golden age Adult Swim!

What's this show called again? All I remember is this guy had a snake for a hand.

>leaves mic on
>clack-clack-clack-clack

DoAX3

>TASTE THE TOU
>TOU
>TOU
>TOU
>PAIN

Boku no Adult Swim

Xavier: Renegade Angel

Do you believe in God?

I mute my mic to rip from my bong thank you very much

additionally
>smoking inside
discord mobile client master race, I can communicate with my team during intermission and figure out battle plans while munching down on my cashews of chaos and ripping fat blunts

Xavier: Renegade Angel

IF YOU LOVE SOUP SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY SOUP?

>that one faggot in your XBL party whose mic is buzzing
>retard doesn't understand why seven people are yelling at him to reset his mic
Those were the days.

Wu-Tang: Taste the Pain

youtube.com/watch?v=Sn7QvnhJgeA

On consoles people seldom use their mic. That is until I get into the party. If it's competitive ranked, I a can rally a few people on my team to get the mics in, if it's something like GTA I can get nearly a whole lobby bantering.

People just need a little nudge. The only problem is if it's some non-western people with heavy accents as my Northern Irish accent is very hard to understand.

>that guy who leaves his mic on despite sounding like he's inside of a helicopter

xavier thread?

>he uses push to talk to cough and or burp or go "hmph"

Xavier is an avant garde masterpiece
youtu.be/2rwPPrxjqKY

They truly were. I feel so old and dead even though it was only 4 years ago

why does xavier's voice sound so different in season 2?

>that one super deep voiced friend who almost never speaks
>after an hour of silence from him he goes "heh, yeah" after everyone gets done laughing at a bad joke

You were all blessed enough to have one of those guys, right?

>discord
>master race
Uh huh.
Top tier voip that collects data
not a big deal except their devs "totes forgot" to add or make their close program button function properly so you have to force close in task manager to stop

>You look so superficial, you probably judge people by their personal appearance.

>It's a pajeet starts talking lobby
>It's an Arab starts talking lobby
>It's a '12 year old boy indiscriminatingly wants to chat with you in the game and makes you feel like a pedo with your deep gravely voice against his eunuch voice' lobby

>tfw I was that guy

what's the opposite of day?

no sun

coming from an american its sometimes to understand you as well.

especially when you use ur own slang like innit and shit like that

>It's a troll gets mad cause you called out his voice-changer episode

NIIIIIGHT

>it's russian lobby
>ruskie ruskie ruskie
>then german starts speaking german with few english words thrown in
>swede comes and starts to sound like humongous faggot (stockholm swedish)
european servers suck so much balls, speak english or stfu stupid shits

t: finland

what's the opposite of black?

yad

it's literally better than skype and any in-game comms I've come across, and it's easy to get normies in with invite links

government's collecting my data anyways

WHIIIIITE

Oh boy a bunch of government faggots will know I like watching cartoon japanese women getting fucked in the ass.

What's the big deal?

>mfw was a slow bloomer
>mfw used put my voice changer on the ps3 down a notch to sound manlier

aryan

what's the opposite of salt?

>Succotash and the buuurd
youtube.com/watch?v=P6QzJfMV4bY

It's okay user, could be worse

You could have a super deep voice like mine and everyone always fucking tells you you sound like Cr1tical

ORANGE WHO?

>that guy who uses push to talk and pushes the key whenever he's laughing at something someone said
You guys don't do this one, right?

>2016
>sheeple actually not caring that their privacy is being violated
THESE ARE TRULY THE END TIME

PEPPA

Chemically speaking, water

>going outside with a bong
top kek

life could change win a chunk of change, succocash succotash call us up WIN some cash

>He is 24+ years old, all of his internet friend thinks he has a job and is mature and shit
>His stupid old whore mother opens the door in the morning, telling him she is leaving for work, when he is still on voice and he panicks and tries to squeeze the microphone in panic
>Everyone asks who that was
>They all start to act weird later, and all respect is lost

New steam account and new identity, here we go again

no they're just 2 spices trying to get by

I've accepted that if the government wants to monitor me, they have and will.

Im sure there are plenty of other things that aren't discord that have collected enough data about me.

There's no stopping it famitsusansama

>not rolling your bong around in a wagon

SLAYAM
YOU GOT ME
YOU'RE SO SMART user

Watches this entire show and wonder showzen on psilocybin.
Good times.

>tfw very deep and low voice
>people already can't hear me normally most of the time and make fun of me for sounding "like a cave or a volcano"
>have shit cheap mic
>can't get a word in during a discussion because people think i'm a fridge or a distant car in someone's background
You don't know true pain.

I didn't say government, user.
That's Discord's model.

Benis :DD

i live near sweden, sweden has huge internet knots or what ever (big servers), almost all of my data goes either thru there or even worse: russia

sweden is full cucked with american jews and they play heavily into NSA pocket, some fucking software keeping notes of my cs:go shit talking is like nothing, im already turbo fucked

Okay so a bunch of computer nerds now know I like watching anal. And?

you should get other loser friends, like me for example

>he uses push-to-talk for his shakashuri blowdowns

>tfw you have been speaking english for so long that you have completely eradicated your accent
>only after you've spent some time on internet you found out that people somehow find it sexy
Fuk.

WRIGGLING HAND PENISES

>le deep voice meme
>wont post voice/actually posts it and its just a gay fake deep voice

lmao yeah totes, vocaroo it mr "epin volcano lmao" lmao

My issue is that you have to go out of your way just to shut the program down and that it's not an oversight as the devs claim.

What's the name of that show

Yes user, everyone here is 13 like you.

Family Guy.

calm down /x/

Xavier: Paragon Devil

What's your problem?

fuk u tav

There should be an Xavier game I want to ta-ta-taste the pain.

>he has voice activated enabled
>hear him typing in chat and eating something (probably unhealthy like the fucking slob he is)
>literal mouth breather
>people yelling in background
>echo from other people using VoIP


True autism in these people. Met one exactly like this in GTA O once.

>he broadcasts himself packing chew
>he broadcasts himself lighting cigarettes
>he broadcasts himself taking a shot of liquor and slamming the glass down

>push-to-talk fart into the mic

best

...

>English is my first language.
>Always had an 'foreign' accent with no sign of disappearing.
It's unique but people I met think I'm learning English.

>trying to play Ark with family
>younger brother has a friend in TS
>he won't use push to talk
>every little thing he does sounds through the mic
>mute

Also fuck anyone that tries to get me to use Skype and their backwards way around push to talk, it's 20 fucking 16, the whole double mute mic to push to talk is bullshit.

...

>he thinks the government needs you install a program in order to spy on you.

wew lad

especially americans. it's always people from the southern states and also shitslavs from like serbia and montenegro and albania.

I'm on my phone right now.
My voice has also been described as a very distant plane flying over a field and i've generally been bullied for it since i was 16. Everyone would imitate me and laugh their asses off. Doesn't help that i'm a manlet.

>be that guy
>sometimes play squeeker infested games like gmod dark rp
>sometimes get told by squeekers my deeper voice is annoying, especially in mornings when I just wake up (its always more raspier and lower then)

Apparently this faggot rich kid was playing on his PC with a HiFi connected and my voice made his subwoofer go off. I'm pretty proud. Its not like my voice is unnaturally deep or anything.

The fuck does the paranormal have to do with anything?

Regardless, it's clear we have a difference of opinion so here's some anime titty.

Squeeker detected

I..uh..oh shit is that bad..

>My voice has also been described as a very distant plane flying over a field

"Okay kids, who's going to read the next paragraph? How about you, Tim?"
>Distant sound of an approaching plane's rotor filling the classroom
>Children instinctively hide under their desks
>Principal activates air raid siren
>Timmy is only two sentences in

Jesus fuck dude

>friend who starts screaming as loud as he can literally every single time he gets killed
>it keeps getting worse and worse over time
>keep quiet about it for the longest time
>one day I just snap and yell at him to shut the fuck up and accept he isn't going to go every match without a single death
>he mutes me for a week
I wish I had more friends who aren't retards.