*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports in front of you*

psssh nothin personel,kid

*unsheathes kamehameha*

*unzips katana*

*frolics*

*teleports behind you*

>DEATH COMES

GET THE FUCK OUT

nothin personnel buddy

*takes out black object*

Hey man, I'm playing nuts. OUTSIDE

*tips fedora*
"psshh.. nothin personell.. kid"

Why don't you come. Outside?

killer keemstar

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

*Punches you to a pulp*

>hurr durr I never watched DBZ
It's not a teleport. It's Instant Transmission. There's a difference.

*pees on you*

It was a hologram.

>Instantly appears behind someone
I'd call that a teleport

SO HOL UP
*Adjusts gi*
SO YOU SAYIN
*powers up*
WE SOME FUKIN UHHH
*Charges Kamehameha*
SOME FINNA
*Kills Mai*

*Unveils my 6*

>doesn't know the meme

Hello new friend

*lifts tail*

>*Kills Mai*

DUDE, FUCK OFF

*Arrests You*

>It's not a teleport. It's Instant Transmission.

Fucking Britfags I swear.

BIG BLACK COCKAROT

Fuck SS 1 goku with his teleport kamehameha.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN VIRGINIA?

H-HE'S FAST

Hey, it's not his speed,
HEMUSTBEUSINGTHECHAOSEMERALDTOWARP!

DEFEATING A SANDWICH ONLY MAKES IT TASTIER... GUUUH

...

Hmfff...

...

WE

ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIEEEEENDS

BUT I'M FASTER

>mfw using Instant Transmission in Budokai Tenkaichi 2 and 3

>camera is far enough behind you, so you see him anyway