Why'd they make him so fucking fat?

Why'd they make him so fucking fat?

he's supposed to represent america, user

He's the American leader

The bantz

I believe in America that's called "Anorexic".

skinny eurofags detected.

So Americans can relate.

Not like Americans would be able to tell Taft and Roosevelt apart anyhow.

It's the only way americans can relate to him

I always thought he was a stocky build type.

He isn't fat, he's just allergic to the bees he tried to eat.

You mean fat?

Why'd they make her so fucking white?

Looks more than Taft

Because she wasn't an Egyptian and was light skinned.

DELETE THIS

>Make Cleo white
>OMG WHITEWASHING HISTORY SHE WASNT WHITE tumblrtards
>Make Cleo brown
>OMG PC WASHING HISTORY SHE WASN'T NIGGER Sup Forumstards

The kind that would fuck your wife and you would say 'oh tha's quite alright. What with me busy with work and not able to bong up mini Ben to please the wife, righty-o. Ah. A bushman moved in next-door.'

She was Greek.

He's not even that fat.

Because she was actually Greek.

Because it takes more than fat to kill a bull moose.

Because she was Greek.

I am Greek

Seriously though, due was a soldier, hunter and athlete, he wasn't ever that fat.

>Greek name that means "glory to the father" in greek
>Direct descendant of a greek general who created the ruling dynasty of egypt
>Everyone remembers her because of her pronounced greek nose, which she was so proud of that she made billions of busts and put them everywhere to remind people that she is greek

I know you're shitposting, but people who are seriously mad that she's not some arab or nigger looking baboon makes me wish they were sent to the death row.

he looks more like he has that dadstrength kind of fat though.

because it's a caricature you dumb americlap

Because she fucking is, u nigger, she is a descendent of Alexander the great and grecque royalty.

The older egyptian dynasties were black n shiiiieeeetttt.
tutaatnkamoon wuz a dark nigga, they proved it with DNA and hair, skin ananlysis.

deez are my hommie negazzz

And greek were brown, like all meds.

WE

meiposters LEAVE

That's what Egyptians look like. No matter what the WE WUZ tell you, they're not at all black. They're Middle Eastern, and comparatively light-skinned ones. Some of them even pass for white.

>t. Mouzstafa
No, your kind is brown and inferior. Just like Italians, Morroccans, turks and spaniards. Using whitening cream does not make you white no matter how much you want to. Now fuck off back to ISIL

OP didn't post the whole thing. His face is fucking fat but the rest of his body is more in line.
All the stranger.

fat burger detected

He's supposed to be caricaturized, like every other leader they've shown so far.

Dr eggman

>Just like Italians, Morroccans, turks and spaniards
>Italians ... spaniards
these two cultures are far more rich and have contributed far more to humanity and the western world then all of skandiniggers combined

in fact the "western" culture is actually southern, since its graeco-roman

Or just Europe in general. Shame now that even America at it's worst has more culture than Modern Europe aka Doormattistan.

memes

HAMBURGERS, SON.

BEAUTIFUL AT ANY SIZE EXCEPT SKINNY

Americans getting btfo itt

>18 civs at launch
>America
>Arabs
>Aztec
>China
>Egypt
>England
>France
>Germany
>Greece
>India
>Japan
>Korea
>Rome
>Russia
>Spain
I reckon these civs are more or less guaranteed to be seen at launch. Babylonia and the Mayans are also likely to show up. And probably Mali, Ethiopia or the Zulus; one or two more African civs in addition to Egypt. Persia might also be in there.

it's a caricature

>be american
>get crossbow rushed

Can't wait.

>France get napoleon again.

Her being greek doesn't excuse her whiteness.
Before all the slav savages moved to the Balkans, the greeks were dark skinned.

Pic related, a dark greek man with his slavic slaves, as depicted by the actual greeks.
They often painted themselves black and their slaves white.

...

>England gets a monarcunt again

oh fuck that's hilarious

Oh? Who would you actually want? Winston Churchill?

Who knows, they might roll with Louis XIV again. I'd love it if Louis XI showed up, but that's never going to happen.

I feel like it could be a fun change of pace if less famous leaders represented the civs and the mainstays were covered in an expanded version of the usual civ profiles instead.

Boris Johnson. A real leader.

>the architect behind the naval disaster that was britain's attempt to beat the ottoman empire in WWI
>the same man who sacrificed ships and soldiers to keep the enigma code break secret

He is a meme. People only like him because he was a funny fatman.

>spain will get Isabel II of Castille AGAIN

she was a god tier ruler we know that but,,,

Margaret Thatcher the cum catcher, obviously

Saint Alfred
Saint Offa
Saint Eardwulf
Afelstane the Danesbane
Henry V
Richard the Lionheart
Or, yes, even Winston Churchill.
But na, we'll have someone shit again.

But without the Enigma Code they would have been at the mercy of the Nazis.

Oh wait the Nazis just bombed them non stop anyway.

>she was a god tier ruler

Pretty sure it was her husband who ruled, and she was just a flag/poster.
A very important person, because she allowed for unification without war, but hardly a ruler.

I dont mind him being fat, my only issue is that the dev-idiots either can't tell Teddy and Taft apart or they dont think it matters.

Wasn't her husband, Ferdinand, a mega-cuck who was going to leave the Muslims in Granada alone to rape and kill Christian women all day, as they had been doing for the past so many hundred years, before Isabel and her good pal Torquemada bullied him into taking them over? Or was that someone else?

>greece
>white

Grenada was strong, the christian Iberians weren't as strong. So he left them, and was vocal about leaving them.
Then the christian Iberians grew stronger, Grenada grew weaker, so he changed his tune.

Circumstances changed it, and surely some advice, but I am very, very skeptical as to Isabel's role.
Journalists from the period simply portrayed her as a mix of the holy virgin and the stereotype for a scheming woman running the show from behind curtains. We know exactly zero of how she was actually like.

She was a Macedonian, Macedonians were white. They didn't really intermarry with Egyptians and kept it in the family.

>Pretty sure it was her husband who ruled
Nope, Fernando de Aragon was in battles but Isabella did the actual ruling and reformed a lot of shit.
That being said, i would love if they put los Reyes Catolicos together as one leader instead of just Isabela

But what about the story where the Emir of Granada had agreed to become the King of Spain's vassal and Torquemada threw silver at him in court and called him a Judas.

not really, they decided to rule separate but together, Isabel decided in Castille and Fernando ruled in Aragon

this wasn't always the norm of course, but Isabel wasnt just a queen who didn't say anything, in fact, she was the one that was interested in Colon, and who gave him permission to make the travel to the Indias

they also decided together many things against France or the Moors

>She was a Macedonian
so greek then

Granada had been a vassal of Castile for a long time, it was the only thing keeping them alive, once Castile started the civil war and the peninsula was weaker they decided fuck it and stopped giving tribute

that's when shit hit the fan

Macedonians (and Illyrians) were white Greeks.

I thought you didn't want monarcunts?

The fact is that Cvilization doesn't use recent leaders, and since England become democratic very few people actually got fame and changed the world. The only big famous English democratic leader I can think from tongue was Churchill, most because it's impossible to study the greatest war in the story of the world without his persona.

Nigel Farage

Women are monarcunts. Not men. Men don't have cunts. Cromwell would be fine, though

And here we thought you disliked the idea of having a monarch, you were just unironically misogynist instead.

He was a pretty hefty guy IRL user. What matters is that his chest and shoulders are broader than his gut instead of being pear shaped.

It's not my fault England's queens are all shit. I'd have been fine if we had a horsefucking Catherine or Isabel 2 among them, but not one of our Queens was ever any good.

>implying there's anything wrong with being that fat

I heard an interview during E3 where they said they wanted more unique things for the Civs, generic ones that reflect the Civilization as a whole and some that represent the leader specifically. I think they mentioned the Chinese dude got a bonus for classic wonders or something. Think this might imply multiple leaders at some point? Possibly added in expo or jew-DLC?

was just watching a documentary about him last night. apparently he ate a dozen eggs every morning and weighed over 300lbs. history books describe him as "larger than life"

And yet the one thing I'll remember him for is trying, and failing, to turn the USA into an empire and expand into Asia and South America.

you sound upset about something. I'll remember him for designating the most land in the United States for national parks. Over 100 million acres including Yellowstone and the Grand Canyon.

To symbolize the profit that Firaxis raked in on their shitty trainwreck Beyond Earth

You like him because he made it illegal to develop large swats of land?
The guy is a failed imperialist and nothing more, tbqh. Overrated because of his personal Dudebro Strongman McTough machismo moments.
Probably did more for the country as a soldier than he ever did as a leader.

Monarcocks?

Yeah. And people who support monarchy are monarcucks.

Ah I see. Still, Queen Elizabeth is far more popular than all those guys. Only Richard, and I only remember him for wrecking with Saladin.

>but people who are seriously mad that she's not some arab or nigger looking baboon
I haven't seen anybody actually get mad because of them depicting Cleopatra as light skinned, just people shitposting.

But Alfred the Great is the greatest of all English Kings, and Afelstane kicked the Vikings out, then because he fucking hated them so much he went to France and kicked them out of Brittany. And Henry V is the one who won Agincourt. I don't even know what Elizabeth did. Like, she was the skank who didn't get married and claimed credit for a storm taking out the Spanish armada. Shit tier Queen, desu.

>Teddy and Qin Shi Huang depicted as fatties
>Hojo Tokimune is based off an actor instead
God damn Firaxis are such weebs

>Teddy
>not fat

not implied

They are just stupid, they modeled Eric XIV and called him Gustavus Adolphus for some fucking reason.

Do you think they're go with new leaders for every Civ? I can't imagine them replacing Gandhi with anyone.

Qin Shi Huangdi and Cleopatra have both appeared in the series before. Or did you just mean that none of the leaders from V would show up in VI?

no. montezuma is definitely going to be in, gandhi is probably similar.
i'd also be surprised if they replaced isabella, catherine and elizabeth. maybe one might get switched out, but typically firaxis tries to make sure there's a decent amount of female leaders, and those are really obvious choices.

Sometimes there are surprises, Spain wasn't in the base game for Civ 5.

But that's wrong. The person pouring wine in is just a woman. Women being pure white and men being jet black was a motif in ancient greek art.

Gandhi is already confirmed.