Smash @ EVO

Who's hyped?

Smash 4 wasn't built to be a competitive fighter and Melee is 15 years old so we've seen everything it already has to offer

You could say the same thing for any sport that's been around for hundreds of years. It's the people who play the game and pass down the tradition that make it live on.

>baseball is invented in 1839
>still kickin in the year 2016

whooda thunk it

not that some random ass nintendo game that sold like what, 9 million copies is gonna outlive baseball but come on, we're gonna see Melee love for a long time.

>tfw pretty much everyone at our local smalls alright except for that one guy who stinks like a rotting corpse.

I hope Hungrybox wins EVO, just so he can be pronounced best in the world.
Hopefully he'll focus less on winning every tournament possible after he accomplishes his dream.

I hope one of the other gods switch to Puff and body HBox as her so that they can then call Puff brain-dead and shit-talk him into obscurity

>mango pulls out puff against hbox in grand finals
>plays incredibly aggressively
>4stocks him

that's funny considering Melee still has techs getting discovered and has much more character variety than years ago and Smash 4 just broke every single other entrant count and had a fantastic tournament

fuck your shit

Fighting games would be dead if not for melee you FGCucks. Show some respect.

We bring in the biggest numbers outside of Street Fighter. It's embarrassing how many total entrants from other games can fit snugly into Sm4sh or Melee's entrant size and still only represent s fraction. When you're as dedicated to your games as we are, then you can talk smack.

Why meleefags are so autistic?

You lots of children watch Markiplier too

You're in like minded company

No shit, Markiplier is funny.

Unlike the FGC. Did you see that wrestling shit they did at CEO? Holy shit, maximum cringe right there. I was embarrassed for them. It's e-sports, not gayass fake wrestlemania.

>use deo everyday
>comb your hair everyday
>wash your face every morning
>wash your hands with hand cream after every toilet use
>shower everyday(or every second day at least)
>use body shower cream everyday
>use shampoo every second day
>brush your teeth two times everyday

That's the routine that every human should follow, if you can't relate to this then you should rethink your life.

Even my autistic brother does this so why can't these smash players?

who here /going/?

What the hell is body shower cream? I use soap.
Other than that I don't understand how so many people can stand not showering every day. Showering feels great and refreshing and the idea some people have to be forced to do it and allowed to skip days is baffling.

>use deo everyday
>lasts 48 hours

no

smash 4 is also shit and boring to watch. once the audience graduates high school they wont give a shit either.

That'swhy you use it every day you sily fuck.

Don't be surprised if they drop out thinking they can make it big in video games.

t. mad sfvfag

Why does smell hygiene only ever come up when Smash comes into play? I certainly rarely ever hear about it for actual fighting games.

FGC has plenty of spergs and I'm sure some of them smell as well, but you get more cred for shitting on Smash players since some people don't like them or the game being in the FGC.

I did say rarely for other fighting games, but the thing is, it's rare enough that it's not a consistent issue that people actually have to ever address it like this. Like before Smash became part of things like CEO or EVO people weren't making announcements about hygiene.

>comb your hair everyday


Er maybe? If you need to.

>>wash your hands with hand cream after every toilet use

lolno. Use soap.

>>use body shower cream everyday


Definitely not. Unless you're working in mud or some shit.

>>use shampoo every second day


Washing your hair that often is only going to damage it. You should wash your hair maybe 2x a week max.

I have seen TOs consistently put up notices for deodorant for a whole bunch of different fighting games (I play MvC)

It's not a Smash-only thing

Actual fighting players are not manchildren who dont wash themselves unless mommy does it for them

>Actual fighting players are not manchildren

...

>Mahvel
heh there is your problem you monkey

Wait I shampoo + conditioner every day. Is this bad?

My hair is still glorious, but I want to keep it that way.

MvC plays at a whole bunch of different tourneys, not just where Marvel plays, either

It might be that Smash players are relatively young and dumb high school kids who don't use deo as much, but I'm pretty sure this shit happens with any game tournaments

Imagine the fucking smell at LoL shit

>Imagine the fucking smell at LoL shit
>LoL
Another there's your problem

Deodorant actually makes me sweat more so I never use it.

I showed once a week at most.

I forget/can't be bothered to brush my teeth at night.

Baseball will die in the mid 21st century anyway.

Shampoo strips out the natural oils that keeps your hair healthy. Conditioner adds them again iirc. But it's definitely not healthy for you.
If you stopped shampooing for a day or two, your hair would probably get ludicrously oily because it's used to the fact that you're constantly stripping out the minerals every day.

Ideal is conditioner every day, shampoo before conditioner every other day.

I wash my hair everyday too, I don't know how these filthy fucks don't.

>I showed once a week at most.
>I forget/can't be bothered to brush my teeth at night.

If I skip shampooing even one day my scalp gets disgustingly oily and itchy.

>mfw some Smash babbie shat in the pool during CEO this past weekend

I hate the feeling of being wet. Showering is nice but the second you stop and step out you're cold and wet. If fucking hate that feeling. So I only shower when I absolutely have to.

My ideal thing to get sometime is a full body air dryer. So I can step out and instantly get dried and warmed

autism

Nice genetics.

And Marn gets shit on by the rest of the FGC for being a fat smelly piece of shit with a nasty ass leg who fucks things up for other people, what's your point?

Yes, your scalp has to pump out the stuff to keep up with how quickly you're stripping it out, I used to have the same problem. It was even worse because I wouldn't use conditioner, just shampoo every day, so I'd have very dry hair during the day, and when I'd wake up in the morning after the night it'd be like seaweed, my response of cause would be to ply it with shampoo.
Shampoo once every two days and tough through the initial feeling. If after, say, a week you still feel like a disgusting monster then I guess just keep doing what works for you.

I only shower when I go outside.

Can someone explain why smash isn't considered a fighting game by some?

it's more of a competitive platformer with fighting game elements, if that makes sense

but who cares, really

Because thelead developer said it isn't one and it made people butthurt.

It's not a big thing to get mad about really, although if it became the norm to not recognize Smash as a fighting game, it wouldn't really make sense for the series to be at FG tournaments.

it gets way too many entrants and is way too established there now not to get in

Moshi moshi, baito desu