Why aren't you watching esports right now?

Why aren't you watching esports right now?

I'm not a massive tool.

b-b-but they can win money??? It's legit!

If I wanted to watch a teenager waste his life, I would visit your house.

I'm not interested in sports.

Because dota reborn melts my toaster.

i quit dota year ago, played for like 3 years. that's enough i think

>e
>sports

CEO ended a couple hours ago and I don't care about CSGO/MOBA's.

The same reason why I don't watch real sports.

I'd rather play the fucking game.

>being a gameshitter

Because my dick isn't under 10 cm

I'm 6k and can beat any of those fuckers in pubs aside from maybe miracle, w33 and qujqva. "E-sports watching" is just for cashcows.

Because I don't want to watch a game I don't play, or find zero enjoyment in watching.

Because IceFrog has lost all credibility and now just sucks Reddit's cock.

I'm not a sad faggot

Because every major eSports game is fucking shit

As if you're welcome ;P

Because all games they show are bad and because all people who play them are normies that I cant relate to.

>watching
_____(You)_____

I don't watch esports but that doesn't make any sense. You can watch and play, they're not mutually exclusive.
I agree with sports tho, sports are for literal inbred monkeys to watch and play.

ESC gaming is a joke
That one game they won against Alliance is a miracle

I haven't played Dota 2 in 2 years now, what have changed?
-Does Viper and Troll Warlord have skins yet?
-Have Valves got rid of all the russians?
-Have they added a new maps?
-Is is more/less cancerous than it was 2 years ago?

Don't think so not sure.
Hell no.
Yes but they are behind a massive paywall and currently unobtainable. Or ever. You have to buy goypasses to get seasonal terrain. These are just map skins. If you mean actual different maps then yeah there are custom maps.
Doubt.

>tfw 1.2125 cm dick
feels bad man

Its shark week. Best shark related programs are on. Dota is year round and boring.

I never thought someone would mention glorious shark week in a shitty thread like this

will there be a euhub this year?

kill yourself

Nothing is more forced than the try-hard commentary. It's a pathetic attempt to appear serious and suitable for the masses when in reality it's niche entertainment. A nerd in a suit is still just a nerd. You're not fooling anyone.

>not watching and playing

That's how you git gud fags

>new maps
>only last for about 6 months
why bother