You're in a speedrun event and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

You're in a speedrun event and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?

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>speedrun event
>have gf
Something doesnt add up user

>guy

kill it with fire

Beat his latest record so hard that he turns back into a guy.

Tongue wrestle her while fondling her between her legs and moaning into her mouth.

Leave in a huff so she can run a train in his hotel room.

Why does degeneracy run rampant in the speedrunning community?

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because theyre fat nerds that nobody likes so they have to live in the sewers

I want to fuck that tooth gap.

Fuck him in the boipucci

Holy shit that looks like some creepypasta monster or something.

Fuck him in the ass in front of everyone to assert my dominance.

She's a beautiful woman not a guy, you shitlord

Into the gas chamber

He speedruns out the door before I even realize what happens.

Are you joking she cant speedrun at all anymore least of all running

please guys

Why are autists so obsessed with speedrunning?

nothing cause I ain't pausing a speedrun


not that i'm worried that Wanda could steal my gf anyway

>tfw you were thinking of getting into speedrunning
>see all of this

atleast i have my shitty wr on top gear rally

Kind of want to do him, but he'd have to have his mouth closed desu, but honestly I'm a fucking manwhore

If my teeth looked like that, I´d rip them out with pliers. Couldn´t look worse than this.

Why is most of the pic black and white and his teeth are colored?

What happened?

Soy, never again.

>guy

To be honest (s)he looks really feminine, would be cute if it wasn't for those fucking teeth.

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id honestly knock the shit out of this freak before it got a chance to even try

not because i think it would, but because i'd be so disgusted by the sight of this thing i would have to...i mean SHIT what the fuck is THAT

That actually scared me.

not video games

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Beat his ass. HRT my ass, FUCK YOU.

Couldn't that be corrected with, like, braces or something?

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what's the story here?

What?

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this right here

when i started to drink soy like a faggot, i put that shit in everything i could

and then after a year i realized it can cause health issues for men and women (women being periods can be fucked with) and men just getting any estrogen in general is bad

when i saw i started to grow tits from drinking that shit it was too late, but i stopped on the spot.

dont be like me. be smart, dont drink soy if you do, only do it sparingly

>people spend tens of thousands of dollars on hormone therapy
>it barely ever even works
>but you will incidentally turn female by eating a few grams of tofu

About as stupid as girls not lifting weights because they don't want to "get big", as if its not hard as fuck to do it even if you are actively trying.

fuck, does tofu count too?

soy anything user

tofu probably much less of an impact but its still an amount

Was this supposed to be something?

having tits AND a dick? where can i buy this soylent shit?

But if we know estrogen is so bad for the mind, why do we give equal rights to women?

Take your pills Sup Forums

Finally you understand.

Who?

Speed runners are autistic anyways.

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Do you still have those tits?

Someone should work on it, it's the only way to save him.

>Is that how its gonna be?
>Pants him and turn him around
>Start fucking him
>Grab him by the hair
>Whisper in his ear
>"Is this as good for you as it is for me? I ain't even gay, motherfucker"

He seems to be drunk as fuck and they're trying to get him to leave. You can assume this because of the long handshake and him laying down on the fucking floor.

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"I'd slap her to. Who the fuck does she think she is pissing a guy like that off"

Actually laughed.

can someone post the cut my life into pieces copy pasta

Yeah, and so thats like nothing at all.

just buy any soy product and ingest it for a year

you wont like the results my friend

unless youre fat which could fix that a little bit but in the end is it worth it when you'll become as emotional as a woman?

yes because they wont go away without some serious work to undo the process.

soy fucked my shit up and as delicious as it may be i do not like the side effects that it can cause

Its the jews that forced us

What the fuck is wrong with his teeth?

Adrian is so fucking hot

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if you can't control your emotions through sheer force of will, then no amount of testosterone or estrogen will change your ability. I am a master of myself. the only thing i want is double d tits and a dick. i have the dick part, get some tits and i'll never need a woman.

I N S E R T

Will she be at SGDQ?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Commit a hate crime

This sounds fucking retarded, in the east people eat soy constantly, but men don't turn into women.

This.

was he always this fucking gay?

Slap hers back

COME TO DADDY

>moused over it quickly and thought it was "screamer" and immediately moused off it
>realised it wasn't some creepy pasta thing and actually cosmo
jesus

fuck off

Kick the bitch out of the way and spank his twink ass then scold him for slapping my gf's ass and not mine.

What a qt.

>she

Damn even I look more feminine than her and I'm a normal guy

How big did they get?

any pics?

>her

>you will never pull this out of his ass, put it in his mouth and fuck him silly

Why even live?

Fuck the guy in the ass to claim superiority.

He was painting his nails for years before he went full tranny so he was always a little gay to begin with.

Now I'm imagining some neckbeard crawling around on the ground in front of everybody crying loudly and screaming IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S JUST THE SOY CRYING

This is a japanese man.

he had his nails painted for years
half a decade at the very least

You want pics? I wouldn't mind posting one if I don't get banned

I bet he could do a really good Tiny Tim impression if he tried.

well shit
that PROVES he has a woman's brain

Maybe some day bro... maybe some day...

And I will fuck that one as well(though this one looks like a keeper).

qt

Listen, I want to get fucked in the ass as much as the next guy but I'm not going to take retard pills to get laid

Now you're asking the real questions