Mario gets Peach

Mario gets Peach
Luigi gets Daisy
Who does Wario get?

Waluigi

Money.

money

Ashley

Trust me, I've seen some flash animations that confirm it

maybe they should do bizarro versions of Peach and Daisy too

Post em famalam

Ashley cunny.

the smartest one apparently

Maybe then daisy would look cute

Syrup
But because Syrup is the Wa-Peach, she fights her plumber instead of fucking him.

Seems to me peach fucks bowser more than mario. Manlets finish last

on another note, does NSMB intro take place right after SM64 ends?

Captain Syrup or Terrormisu.

>My Mona
She's in High School, not College.

They involve explicit vaginal penetration and fertilization, user

This imageboard is too christian for such things

Sexual tension. See Shake-It's intro.

Captain Syrup obviously

Fertilization is obviously meant for procreation.

Don't get more Christian than that

artist?

top left of the image
I just googled it fine

Wario is the true winner here.

>ywn wife captain syrup

Captain Syrup? Mona? any Warioware female he has more options than any Mario character and they are pretty much all top tier.

Shokora.

The real question is, who gets Rosalina?

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She went to heaven though.

waluigi

only correct responses

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Still counts though as a love interest though. I always found it funny how Wario was somehow a huge pussy magnet in pretty much all of his games not having anything to do with Mario Even Mona for some reason has a crush on him.

Her hand

I hear the women involved with making Shake It grew to love him.

Dude is loaded

>Who does Wario get?
Daisy

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Le Peach fucks Bowser! Mario gets cucked! Mario bros are eating shrooms and getting high dude! Mario tries to break blocks with his head and dies!
What is this 2007?

Who get more pussy, Paper Mario or Wario?

>Luigi
>being into women at all

yeah wario would definitely end up cucking luigi

I hope this guy draws lewds

Who's the artist? I recognize this style from his Aigis and Crimson drawings but I can seem to find where he posts his art.

>Wa-Peach
Not even close.

Daisy.

prostitutes

What is it about Wario that makes him so lovable?
The guy is a scumbag, but a funny scumbag. That's hard to pull off in a character.

N-no homo though.

>Another attempt at an NTR thread

Didn't you already have about ten this week?

Generic Toads from Paper Mario Sticker Star, because they're both shit no one likes

Wario because at least he still interacts with people that aren't Peach Luigi or Toads

>People pretending they know shit about Wario

The guy threw away a princess he just saved for money

He was given a kiss reward in WL4 that doesn't mean he likes them

He's true to himself. He's a greedy slob but he owns it. You can't help but like him for that and want to help him get every last coin and piece of treasure that you can.

>NTR
But it's Wario he is great and likable and Luigi is balls and just a cowardly Mario-lite. Hell even Daisy was originally his sloppy seconds Since Mario was the one who originally saved her.

>ntr
Stop your shit memes

I'm not the fag who posted the pics you tard

Paper Mario. I've no doubt in my mind he banged anything in his path that even identified as female.

Peach cuz mario is a cuck

Sorry but Mario is already getting cucked by Bowser with Peach's long "vacations" to escape her duties from ruling a kingdom.

His name is on the pic user

>there'll never be a wapeach

Neither was I, you faggot.

>there'll never be another wario game as good as 4

Help

Princess Shroob is by all means Wapeach

Wario has Mona after him cause she has a thing for bad dudes.
Captain Syrup TRIES to seduce him.
But he just loves his greed.

>sexual tension
>shake it

qeach
waluigi gets baisy
warmario also

>sexual tension
>shake it

>Money
>Ashley
>Syrup
He is the real winner of the Mario universe

Molded to the gamer mentality. Ever want to 100% a game, to collect everything, to find everything? That's Wario. He's greedy to the absolute. Ever last coin must be his. He is us.

>that dashing tomboy milf
Why is the best ending never canon damn it
I want my planet wario

This scene illustrates exactly why this debate is pointless

There's only two things Wario really likes, money and his pimped out ride.

His Brother.

Its okay she had a feminine penis

Where did I say it wasn't okay?

Only in your shitty Jap version. Mine had a worthless slut who Mario manipulated into ravaging her ass.

That's because Wario is rich as fuck. Money makes men look more handsome to women. It's been scientifically proven.

FUCK YOU

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I find Wario pretty cute though desu

>Supposed to get all treasures
>Girl below 100% chan is way more attractive
>Never 100%

wrong, he loves garlic

It's not NTR if Daisy and Luigi were never an item. It's really just pathetic how Luigi orbits Daisy.

>Luigi gets Daisy
i thought Luigi gets rosalina

What does NTR even mean???

Netorare

>top
i-is that a boy?

>post the pics in another thread because i genuinely like the pics and it makes me want to draw more
>people think im trying to start a ntr thread

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WACKED

There was going to be a Wapeach but they decided against it.
Something about it sounding offensive in some language.

>trusting Sakurai

As if gold digging exists in the Mario universe.

I bet Waluigi has a bent dick
This. Ever since Gunpei Yukoi died Sackurai and Miyamoto have been deliberately killing Wario

Who does Waluigi get?

>tfw people forget Captain Syrup was a woman

Mona.

It's obviously captain syrup.

If you're talking about the topmost ending, that is the canon one (what you get for getting every piece of treasure). If you're talking about the bottommost one, fuck off toddlercon.

It's angled exactly like his mustache.

Money