Playing Mercy

>playing Mercy
>land from high up
>*clack*
>immediately get rock hard boner
Anyone else know this feel?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=E5xxd5gbzPI
koyoriin.tumblr.com/post/108425582310/little-mercy-sketch-i-might-draw-tracer-too-if
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

no nigga what? what the fuck does *clack* even mean?

You know, **clack**

Pure practitioner or naughty nurse?

Yep

I can't play with Mercys on my team anymore or the enemy team. Haven't played in like a week.

youtube.com/watch?v=E5xxd5gbzPI

I can't decide user
I would think pure practitioner, which is kinda even sexier in its own way

I can't even play D.Va because her adorable voice makes me so rock hard I need to masturbate

Why is she just such a perfect Waifu?

mercy
Widowmaker
zero suit dva are the only ones with heel noises right?

Is it bad that playing D.Va made me start watching Evangelion?

>"When I play Mercy and jump up and down, the sound of my heels makes me feel like a real lady"- Anonymous Pro Gamer

Jesus Christ I forgot there was an ifunny border on that
I forgot to crop it out, I apologise Anons

she just is

Thought a Vietnam War Mercy field medic trying to help keep an artillery wounded US Soldier alive while crying might be very feelsy

What kind of pickup lines would work well with Mercy? I was daydreaming the other day and thought a cheesy one might be something like "Oh wow, an angel? I must already be in heaven" after getting revived. I feel like I've seen it before, or maybe I just came up with it because I'm a autistic Waifu loving faggot

Would you die or get heavily wounded just to have her heal/revive you?

>What kind of pickup lines would work well with Mercy?
Pickup lines are for people too boring to have personality or charisma, Mercy is a wonderful woman and would only settle for the best. Therefore, all pickup lines would fail.

>Take a deeep breath! Now, let's accomplish our objective!

Does anyone else take a deep breath when she says this?

Because she was designed by committee to be like that

>injured in hospital
>Mercy comes to spend time with you and make sure you feel better
>Hear her distinctive clacking from the other end of the hospital as she walks along the long hallways
Unf

...

D.Va is actual best girl. Mercy is Christmas Cake.

im just going to sit here, and wait for that Mercy webm.

>Because she was designed by committee to be like that
Is this the new meme? Anything that's not buttugly or manfaced is a cynical attempt by satanic lord Kotick to grab your shekels?

It couldn't be that the artist had agency and liked what he/she was creating, of course not.

Is Mercy heel clacking a new meme? Prior to that one thread about hearing mercy's heels from behind a few days ago i didnt notice a single comment about mercy's heels but now it seems like a regular thing. Not complaining though, i also find it hot as fuck

>didnt notice a single comment about mercy's heels
You should find that thread in archive then.

Does anyone want to play together? :3

What platform?

no, but like a faggot weeb i repeat the japanese that genji says
in my defense it's because he pauses in between phrases which makes it easy to say along

I seriously don't get this image and it's the 4th time I've seen it.

What the fuck is going on?

Not him. I repeat what Reinhardt yells into my group's Discord.

Perhaps. I try to think of her saying it while playing Rainbow 6 Siege too, really helps me concentrate when I do it. It's just sad that I do so well because of her and then realise she's not there to be proud of me or anything :(

I love your work

PC, nerd

People can talk shit all they want about Blizzard but they know how to make some well designed fap material

McCree hears heels and knows Mercy is coming to heal him. She sees him clutching his hat on his abdomen and mentions it. I think it's implying he has a boner.

McCree has a heel fetish.

I don't even play overwatch nor do I have the fetish and I got it immediately. You're retarded.

N3opolitan#1240

I'm playing DS3 right now though. Be on tomorrow.

Aren't these the same?

pure
pjʊə/
adjective
1.
not mixed or adulterated with any other substance or material.

So, interest in practicing medicine not mixed or adulterated with any morals or sympathy. Naughty.

It is most certainly implying that he has a boner, specifically that he has some kind of foot/heels fetish.

Not everyone has an obscure fetish like you.

Not me

>Mercy is Christmas Cake.

>D.Va is actual best girl

these two statements heavily contradict each other

I never lost control

Thank you.

You draw a cute Mercy, pham.

People like you are the reason I don't like using Mercy

It only hurts we can't have her beside us now, doesn't it...

Anyone got any archives to the mercy erp threads?

>Being turned on by the sounds of High Heels

I thought I was the only one. I'm so glad I'm not crazy.

Same, I feel weird as fuck when I play mercy because all the comments from people who are so sexually desperate go through my head.

>play phara everyday

I kill the stupid mercy

It's like an audio version of glasses: just gives off a strong "intelligent capable classy lady" vibe.

>you need to have a fetish to understand a joke about it

OTP

>hearing d.va get nervous or frustrated as her mech takes progressively more damage

Heres the sauce, now don't let me catch you doing this shit again:

koyoriin.tumblr.com/post/108425582310/little-mercy-sketch-i-might-draw-tracer-too-if

or just a whore

>mercy ERP thread
What?

REPOST

Overwatch is being shilled to death, betavirgins dont give a crap

Going for 3.0 k/d on reinhardt, wish me luck anons

90% of Mercy threads

So?

To simple people, yes.

i wonder if her healing ray works on mental wounds

I-I won't user, gratzi

Yes.

If anyone of you guys want to play later just add me, K?
night Sup Forums is always pretty chill

...

US or Europe? Or the UK?

US, homie

>in public
>hear clack clack clack
>instinctively look up/turn head everytime

anyone else? it's like I have no power

lol forgot to add my username is PKMIKE

I could play if I use less ping-intensive characters

>Thinks artists have any creative freedom in a multi million dollar AAA videogame

How can one not attempt to gaze upon superior Mercy beauty?

And the number?

>Mercy is cute
>Lucio is way more fun to play
It's not fair. Wall riding is way more fun than floating.

#1628
Goddamn, making friends in battle.net is almost as hard as nintendo network

I never enjoy playing Lucio unless absolutely necessary. Flying from target to target, juggling heals and damage buffs, is way more appealing to get the most out of your utility.

In contrast, all Lucio has to do is keep a pulse and make sure his team doesn't stray too far. Wall riding provides some entertainment, but the maps never feels well designed enough to take advantage.

>all these people calling Mercy pure
look at here, you can see it in her eyes, she's a huge slut

Mercys boobs are big
B I G

can you prove that? she could be flat-chested and simply wearing booby armour

OTP or not Mercy x Phara stuff is just adorable

battle mercy is fun. too bad you can't play it else everyone one your team will start complaining

>you will never make Mercy a mommy

Did he die?

Dawwwwww

76 x Mercy is better

Mercy and Pharah is pushed by Korra fags, it's really tiresome

They're only effective as a team because they can both fly to some extent

>unironically wanting Christmas Cake

You disgust me

Holy shit Game of Thrones is retarded

And perfect for lover fun times
I-it could still happen

Far better than Tracer x Widowmaker.

Zarya x McCree is cute too.

>Not liking Christmas Cakes.
Neck yourself.

>people fawn over this creature

post healslut stories