Good morning Sup Forums. What game are you playing this morning and how are you having your coffee?

Good morning Sup Forums. What game are you playing this morning and how are you having your coffee?

FK...

I'll have mine with enough milk and sugar to make it not coffee.

Because fuck coffee.

Also playing the new DOOM. Pretty fun.

"Black" is the answer to both questions.

Did mommy buy you DOOM?

*swirls cape*
*dons fedora*
I'll take it...
*winks at waitress*
black
*she blushes and giggles*

>Head to cafe dressed in proper attire (Fedora, trench coat, jet black oxford shoes, finger-less gloves
>When ordering your coffee keep your tone of voice quiet, let the waitress approach you
>look her in the eyes and whisper "Coffee" Give it a pause "Black"
>Right now she will be dripping wet
>As she hands it to you take it off the small crappy plate and give back the spoon and sugar "That's not for me, give it to the kiddo's at the other end of the bar"
>Order your breakfast, make sure it consists of bacon, eggs no because lol its not meat, sausages wrapped in bacon, when ordering shout out some bacon related meme this is sure to make the waitress laugh
>when your breakfast arrives chow down on your lovely bacon, and wash it down with coca-cola, if anyone asks tell them it has whiskey in as it gives you that extra good morning kick
>pour the coffee away somewhere so you can pretend you drank that gross shit and look manly as fuck
>step up and leave without asking for the bill
>screw a $5 note up into a ball
>throw it over your shoulder
>"keep the change" without even turning your head as you leave the cafe

Just a bit of cream and sugar.

Trying to get all S ranks in the acts and challenges of Sonic Generations.
Because of the 25th anniversary andbecause I'm casual trash that knows Generations is one of the easiest games to get S ranks in.

I had no idea the PS3 version could get so laggy.

I drink tea you smelly yank.

No games this morning, I have work. Will play either HoMM3 or roguelikes later.

Also, milk (not cream or half-and-half) and no sugar master-race.

I drink instant coffee.

Milk is literally the shittiest thing you could put in coffee.

>drinking coffee
Coffee is for FAGS!!

Nothing like a cold glass of milk with your breakfast.

Also playing some LoL

Why? It still has coffee taste not over-powered by cream.

>regularly drinking milk beyond the age of 12

Black, like my metal

No games yet but think Ill start up a new dude on Grim Dawn later

Just use less cream, don't use crappy, watered down cream (ie. milk).

I've been on a Might and Magic and Roguelike kick too recently. I suck ass at IVAN though

>tea
Might as well drink hot water you pussy.

>kingdom hearts 2
>homemade breakfast burrito
>chai tea made with prickly pear fruit

don't have work on tuesdays so I spend most of the morning /ck/ing and then spend the rest of the day playing Sup Forumsidya and eating.

Currently playing Borderlands 2 and Grim Dawn, and I drink my coffee black with sugar and biscuits.

>and biscuits
good choice but croissants are better

>plays lels of legunds
>drinks milk
>calls other people fags
ebin

I only drink coffee when I'm outside or on vacation. Feels good not being a slave to the coffeejew.

you might as well drink my pussy juice m8.

True but it's 6PM here

Black and Bloodborne.

Coffee is for nu-males and faggots. Especially black coffee.

>Drinking coffee that is not black.

you. fat. fuck

london?

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If you don't drink black coffee you may as well just make yourself a milkshake

>coffee is for faggots

Why exactly

Deus Ex: Human Revolution Directors cut
Milk and sugar please

I don't drink any coffee you faggot. Tastes like liquefied earwax with all the nutritional value of it too.

He's probably a butthurt waterfag.

>drinking anything but tap water and eating anything but the dead skin cells and other debris you inhale while breathing
>enjoying life

you fat fuck

Terraria and Witcher 3
Black

I'm getting frustrated at trying to get a sata power cable for my new computer but I'll probably play subnautica finally after that.

I drink it black but pretty heavy but not so much that it's thicker. If I have more than two cups I get a headache.

Kirby Planet Robobot
Black coffee is the best coffee.

Who /moka pot espresso/ here?

Majora's mask
Recently picked it up from a convention and haven't played it since I was a kid
I'm more of a tea kind of guy, but I don't usually have tea in the morning. A shower and a few jumping jacks can wake me up fine

Pocket Mortys

Fuck Coffee

Not even once

>what game you playing this morning?

I work, you neet. I play before i go to bed. Im having a iced, espresso triple shot caramel macchiato cause im a dick sucking faggot.

Onimusha but I'm postponing it because I'm at the fucking Kaede part.