Let's Design a Game!

Let's Design a game! With each subsequent post/reply, we'll each add a feature or aspect to the game. I'll start:

>RPG

a dark souls combined with zelda rpg :D

fart mechanics

Diversity

Waifu fusion and evolution

Cuckold system

Environment Interaction

All characters will be furries.

GIANT ENEMY CRAB

Deep and complex foot fetish system

Everyone will NOT be furries

Potion selling

You research anime girl figures.

Fishing

Press X to dropkick

I like this idea

QTEs

you can climb those mountains

game punishes you for being cis

The ability to turn into a nigger at will

Hi, Todd.

You can be any combination of gender, sexuality, or race, as long as it's not straight white cis male.

The stronger a potion is, the higher the risk of dying

Sidequest where you crash a plane with no survivors

Casual modes
Hardcore mode only available trough DLC

For the character customization

Merchants can refuse to sell you items

Game mechanics, levels and skins locked behind DLC

Potion stat that lowers the chance and tolerance that affects both the the potions effect and chance of death

kart racings

I like that

you can kill my dad

If you see a mountian, you can climb it.

Strong potions kill lower level charactersand enemies

You are the final boss

Tower climbing

permadeath

turn based combat

a button dedicated to rape

horse armor dlc

Suicidal enemies

after dying stats go on to your wife's son

hats

Not gonna lie, I'd play a game with all the suggestions so far.

Detrimental stats

Enemies can only be defeated in a sex battle where the one who cums first is defeated

Pet system where you start out with literally your mom's cat or dog.

You have an autistic child who requires constant care

You gain the abilities of defeated enemies
Enemies gain your abilities if they defeat you

no memes whatsoever

monster breeding, or just breeding

& Knuckles

An integrated BASIC interpreter that you need to use to solve some optional puzzles of the game.

So this is what we have so far:
Final Farting!
A Deep Fantasy Game about finding Yourself!
-You star as Hero/ine! You start your character with a penalty for CiSgendered self inserts. You get a bonus with mismatched genitals.
-An evil hermaphrodite has stolen all the anime girl figurines in the world, and only through the power of magic farting across this harsh land can you uncover your dearest waifu, and stomp the bad guy once and for all
-the bad guy at the end is you
-You can defeat, capture, or have sex with monsters.
-The more privileged you are, the less likely the merchants will be to bargain with you. you might have to complete a quest with them. You can also cast a glamor spell and become a nigger to bypass quests. This is DLC.

Eh, I'd play it.

Like Skyrim, but with guns and hyper realistic Pokemon to pander to le epic redditor nerd crowd

Combat as a whole is DLC exclusive. You buy the ability to attack, defend, etc in uses (100 uses for $10)