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Uhhh
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Jeremiah Thomas
>the Guardian
Fuck off
Logan Wood
?
David Gomez
Chloe Moretz as the square block
Mason Peterson
>what is implicit storytelling
Jaxon Scott
Will it be a movie about that dude secretly writing game on a soviet PDP clone while wokring for KGB?
Andrew Fisher
i sincerely hope its this and not a movie about fucking tetris blocks
Easton Reyes
Gonna be a blockbuster
Cameron Baker
>tetris
>story
What fucking story
Caleb Price
I mean there's a Angry Bird movie so it's not surprising.
>pic related
Jack Adams
If it is a story like King of Kong or the history of Tetris it won't be a success but it will be decent.
If it is like Battle ship or pixels it still won't be a success but it will also be shit
Matthew Murphy
Brandon Butler
Why would they clone pewdiepie?
Jack Robinson
Meanwhile incredibly good scripts are forgotten just because the jewery is insatiable and keeps putting out shit movies left and right.
Jeremiah Mitchell
Gonna need at least three movies to put the goyim back to sleep after the last normie adaptation went off the rails.
Henry Lewis
>the guardian
>
James Peterson
Angry birds can at least be written into a story.
Tetris literally "Falling blocks in Russia". It's like how battleship was about aliens and shit
Brandon Bailey
How is this any different from SJW film analysis?
Christian Green
Sup Forums aproves this
Blake Moore
>tfw there are iron stars from WoW in that movie
Wyatt Adams
I would believe Hollywood is this retarded.
Jason Sanchez
Underrated post
Andrew White
>The Guardian
uhhhhhhhh.......
Commit suicide.
Lincoln Thompson
I'm still hoping that SoTC goes through
Caleb Campbell
Even SJWs genuinely think the film is right-wing propaganda.
>"What the heck is this? Some sort of meninist political statement attempting to vindicate male anger? In a kids movie? Maybe men shouldn't make movies"
Nolan Gomez
Oh is Metzen doing another movie?!
Owen Rivera
>Not knowing that tetris is an allegory for living under an oppressive capitalist society
Hudson Perry
it tells the complex story of an angled individual trying to fit in to a linear society
Jose Morgan
did battleship have a story
Jose Nguyen
thats a big story
Camden Gray
For you
Jaxon Hill
Stole that from the other thread faggot
Cooper Wright
The Coexist bumper sticker on the pig's ship pretty much blows your shitty SJW rhetoric right back into your ass, fuck off.
Jaxon Ward
>tetris
>not a tetralogy
wow
Kayden Brooks
>the cuckdian
The only worthwhile news outlet in the UK is either the Times or the FT.
Wyatt Rivera
>Tetris gets trilogy as story "too big" to fit into single film
>Tetris trilogy
>Story too big to fit into a single film
>Tetris story too big
>Tetris story