"Now Travelling to : Hanamura"

>"Now Travelling to : Hanamura"
>"Prepare to Attack"

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I would shoot myself if I played Hanzo.

>DickFag has switched to Hanzo (was widowmaker)

>"It's High Noon"
>Theres no McCree on your team

Well when you play as worst sniper/character it's your own fault

>Team refuses to push

There are a lot of maps where a game can be lost because of this, but its here where it's most noticeable

>entire team stays by doorway but never goes in

>Attack point B
>There's a Bastion and Torbjorn at the back

he doesnt say that when he's on your team though

>He doesn't know that ult sound effects are different for opposite teams
If he was on your team, he would say "Step right up"

>The one guy on your team complaining to everyone that they need to push is always the last to "push."'

>"IT'S HIGH NOON"
>See the tumble weed spawn in the corner of my screen
>Spin around
>Ping
>Crown him in the fucking skull
>"STEP RIGHT UP"
>Quadruple kill

>sym has a billion sentries on the wall and room next to the gate
>nobody wants to switch to Winston

pls Sup Forums i need sauce on this

>Talk to your advisor activated!
What did he mean by this?

>NOW ARIVING AT THE TEMPLE OF ANUBIS
>PREPARE TO ATTACK

Some fat american whore

There's plenty of them wandering their streets

>switching to winston when diva is now much better than him

delete this

ok sorry

>Mei cosplay is putting on a blue top and glasses

Fuvking women..

I'm a Rein main, friendo. I know how to push.

>play Defense
>teammates pick mostly Attack characters
I don't understand how people can be so stupid. The objective literally says DEFEND

>get new character
>its a sniper

>Soldier
>McCree
>Bad at defense
???

>"Now Travelling to : "
Anything would make me quit because all overwatch maps are awful.
Yes, Hanamura is worse than the rest, but that doesn't stop the rest from sucking.

>"Now Travelling to: King's Row"
>"Prepare to Defend"

Thanks man, appreciate it.

One Attack character is fine. But defense rounds go a lot more smoothly when most of your characters are defense and tanks.

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>McCree
>Soldier
>Supportman
>Tankman
>Junkrat
>Another defenseman or tankman

>A bad comp

>Get a 5 man wipe on the enemy team
>"Heroes never die"

Instant sadness

>Try widowmaker once after hours of support and tank maining
>"Get off widow"
I don't think this semen slurping character is for me

>Use all your ults on enemy team
>sneaky mercy was hiding the whole time
>everyone on your team dies

I actually haven't seen her much since competitive was introduced. I'm a sub 50 shitter though.

>all these fucking basic white bitches
Do cute asians not exist?
I want my own chubby little chink to squeal like a guinea pig for me

She's actually really rare in competitive, even at rank 60. I've seen maybe 2-3 good widows on the opposing team.

I'm pretty mediocre with her but I still like playing her once in awhile.

>go down four ranks
>say fuck it and go torb on defense.
slap down a turret and shoot down the hallway
>3 golds. First point isn't captured
>still in fuck it mode, go torb again
>win
>get PoTG where I hit that Russian dyke in the shin with my hammer while my turret kills people
>3 golds and a silver
Fuck this matchmaking

Console?

guys how do i let the dragon become me?

>Capture objective A
>OVERTIME!
>Die, switch cams to see if we can take it in time

>Three teammates are backing off the point to shoot at the people defending it. No one even suicide runs to it to extend the clock
>DEFEAT

Why is Mei such a cunt to him in pre match banter?

PC

Swing
Jump
Dash

There you go

and here is my point of view

Let Hanzo's dragon consume you

>Zarya to you: My Graviton Surge is ready! (100%)

Why put in effort?

Stupid fucking whore

>not in speed mode to help Genji close in easier and mitigate damage
>not popping e immediately after the cooldown is finished, especially when genji is at criticla health

Pretty good CGI

i never said i was a good lucio. i'm quite bad actually. i don't even know how to do that wall slide shit.

why is he so sexy

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>When you get bronze healing done as Genji

> get a new support
>alright!
>sniper
>fug
Guess I'll be playing Mercy/Lucio every game still

Pretty bad CGI

>1% win rate with Mei
what should I do lads

What? Kings Row is so easy to defend.

Then again, I always liked defending compared to attacking

I just leave every time, I don't even fucking care anymore.

>people dont play bastion on offence even though hes pretty good at preventing reinhardt stalls

t.rank64

Game needs Evil Mondatta:
> polar opposite of Zenyatta
> runs around everywhere throwing orbs that drain enemy health and buff teammate damage with his hands instead of launching floating orbs
> Discord Be Upon You: ult drains health from enemies in area of effect, enemies slowed down

did he purposely do it so it would clip in the pillar thing?

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Ana is annoying as fuck and not hard to play at all.
She has a hitscan that does 80 damage and a grenade that does 60, cimbo that with a melee and you do 170 damage and they can't heal.
I hate her user

Hanamura is an exercise in convincing moronic team-mates to move through the fucking door.

Bastion on attack is a gimmick that works 10% (or less) of the time against any competent team. Once the bastion or Rein die the shit is stalled.

>Point capture map
>Entire team is snipers
>Everyone else has that one choke point completely locked down, don't worry guys they can't camp us now!
>DEFEAT

YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE POINT

YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TOUCH IT

TOUCH THE FUCKING POINT REEEEEEEEEE

no

Sounds like fucking cancer, DOT is never good.
I pray to God they dont add a stealth character or a character that focuses on DOT.

And Mondatta is already dead

Or use a character that can vault through the window.

I feel sad everytime I see Reinhardt, Soldier, McCree, Roadhog and a Lucio standing and shooting at nothing through the door.

The key to Hanamura point A is: GET AT LEAST 3 CHARACTERS THAT CAN JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW AND YOU WIN!!!!

But Talon took his body and reprogrammed him to be an asshole

Don't play Mei.

>mercy ult at the end

>TRAVELING TO: NUMBANI
YA YO YEEEE

Is this confirmed lore?

>take out 3 people myself before dying to the 4th
>oh well at least i gave a good distraction for my team to get on the point
>they're all dead
>point is completely untouched
i can't understand this game sometimes

>It's a Tracer

REEEEEEEEEEEE

He just wants you kids to do good at school, user.

nah that would be too funny

there is no "maining" in overwatch dumbass. You must lose a lot.

>Ignoring that winston can still attack through Defense Matrix, Reflect, and Barriers

What does she say?

>the winston that keeps jumping into Basion's line of fire
>the Reaper and D.va that think they're good at range
DIE DIE DIE

I find that the best strategy for any capture point with a shit team is to sneak round as Tracer and just stand on the point. If you're lucky all the defenders will chase you and your team will move in. If the enemy is smart and only sends one or two to deal with you. you're fucked.

>lijiang tower, where the point is that hexagon building in the middle
>overtime!
>pharah is flying right outside the window, shooting rockets
>DEFEAT

>Traveling to Ilios
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>now traveling to Volskya Industries

>be Junkrat
>4 enemies downed
>"HEROES NEVER DIE"
>activate riptire
>heroes stay dead
>mfw

>not D.1337 this

>Trying to kill yourself but doing it wrong
Can Hanzo do ANYTHING right?

>ignoring that once Winston's shield is destroyed or once he's out of it he's easy as shit to kill
Mercy and Lucio cuck him too

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>Be Tracer
>Get gold in eliminations, gold in objective eliminations, and silver in objective time
>Team loses
>FUCKING TRACER LOST THE MATCH FOR US

I really hate this community sometimes

Every hero has a different voiceline if they ult and they're on your team. I wonder how many beta testers had to bitch and moan for them to add that to the game.

It's mainly that I was hoping more people would play support so I can actually do something else for once. Pretty sure her being a sniper turns alot of people off from playing her, myself included. I can't aim worth a shit so I'm pretty much useless if I try playing her.

>defending last capture point
>overtime
>get caught off gaurd by Reaper Ult
>everybody dies except Widowmaker
>Widow just stands there 4 meters away from the point taking shots at a lone Reaper
>DEFEAT

Hopefully none and blizzard just realized it was a good fucking idea on their own.

protip: the person who talks shit like that in those situations is 99% of the time the ACTUAL shitter on your team/in the game who's just trying to vent that their worthless ass wasn't carried by you.

The Dream.

guys i am getting really sick of Ana pickers. They just spam their ult on random people even when there's no one to attack. They sleep dart people that are being attacked. And they throw their bionic jars at enemies instead of teammates.

Should I just play Ana myself and get really good at her? I am so sick of this.