No mans sky

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damage control

more like shitposters Btfo control

no

So how was the game

"OH SHIT, LEAKS CAME OUT AND PEOPLE HATE THE GAME NOW" "WE CAN'T TRICK PEOPLE AND TAKE THEIR MONEY"
"What ever shall we do?"
DAMAGE CONTROL ACTIVATE
"EVERYONE, MAKE BULLSHIT CONTENT FOR OUR EMPTY GAME"
"Release it for 'Free'!"

>DAMAGE CONTROL ACTIVATE
"EVERYONE, MAKE BULLSHIT CONTENT FOR OUR EMPTY GAME"

Except for the fact that Sean already said they were working on a big day 1 update/patch a month ago in a tweet

D A M A G E
C O N T R O L
T H R E A D

it was already damage control since people started to complain they have been selling thin air for three years.
if you don't see anything wrong with working on a patch several months before release instead of finishing the game you are a massive cock sucking sack of shit.

But the game is not empty!
It has different creatures on every planet.

What happened?

>Make a game
>Not released yet
>Create an update for a month before it's even released to add lots of new features, balancing and content

Why don't developers just finish creating the game before actually releasing it?

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Nothing game is getting a day 1 patch like 99% of games do.

Have they made it so the gameplay isn't all shooting rocks to make stuff to fly to shoot rocks etc?

Because in the real world you have deadlines. You cant keep delaying a game forever and expect people to still buy it.

Every fucking time.

>im such a brave trans guy
>im trans
>lol im trans
>trans
Will they ever shut up?

>not going all the way and turboing on steroids to look like pic related

What is the point? To make twitter think that you're a man? Have fun with it

Why do trans people go out of their way to note that they're trans? Wouldn't it be easier to just say "I'm a guy"?

>OH SHIT THE LEAK REVEALED OUR PLAN
>DAMN WHAT WE GONNA DO?
>MAKE AS MUCH PADDING SHIT AS YOU CAN BEFORE THE RELEASE!

This is amazing

Why are trans people so common in the video game industry?

>"OH SHIT, LEAKS CAME OUT AND PEOPLE HATE THE GAME NOW"
Nigga you keep saying this, I've yet to see one person who played it saying it's shit.

Tight release schedules operated by soulless money-minded boards of directors. At first, day one patches were a way of securing rushed developers a few more weeks of precious time, but then publishers caught on and started factoring in day one patches into developer work schedules, pumping out games faster! and cheaper!

tldr Fuck You. Planned release dates are almost always detrimental.

>implying britain has ever produced a bad game

Look how based Rockstar and Rocksteady are. No Man's Sky will be the game of the year.

Attention whores say they're trans

real trans people just say they're whatever gender they believe they are

Gender or sex is not the point. Being a special snowflake is. Being a "guy" isn't as special as being a "trans" guy.

They aren't. People just hire them for being trans nowadays. Not for skills.

If a patch can have "lots of content" then how much content did the base game have

Is vidya gay? Every once in a while you hear some bullshit statistic that 1 in 10 is a transgendered asexual panflute, but even though you know 100 people, none fit the description, and not a single one of those 100 friends/family know anyone that fit the description.

Yet, in vidya development, 1 in 10 is a mild estimate.

does this mean I'm flying in gayspace

they aren't but trans people can't shut up about being "trans" even when they lecture you that trans isn't a gender but they don't care they paid to be special they must tell you;

A guy bought a copy before street date.
Beat the game in a short amount of time. Had released videos and answering questions along the way.
It, to no surprise of Sup Forums, is a pretty hollow experience. 18 quinjillion planets is only 500 or so (I forget the number because ibjust woke up), it's just that you have the possibility to be populated with 500 of those 18garillion planets.
No ship upgrades other than cosmetics. The upgradable tool becomes worse as you improve it. Aquatic life spawns stuck in the ground, animal life is shallow.

Holy shit, I can’t believe it. This is the game I’ve spent years waiting for. LITERALLY YEARS waiting for it and this is the steaming pile of turds Hello Games puts out for us, like we’re some kind of idiots who don’t deserve a real game. Since 2013 I’ve been patiently glued to my computer waiting for news, updates, gameplay for this. Every VGX and every E3 I’d park my ass in my chair with my model Enterprises and Xwings and like a little fanboy wait for some glorious bit of info on NMS that would revolutionize the way I play games, but NOPE! None of that EVER happened… Now with just a couple days left all hope is LOST. It seems like a huge chunk of my life has gone by, and for what? For this, and empty husk of a game? Fucking Sean and his crew of goons couldn’t even be helped to do ONE thing right for the fans. He talked awfully mighty about endless universes and exotic planets and it looks like we’re just getting another fucking Spore in space. How long do I have to go for an actual game that’ll shake up the industry. I’m literally about to cry right now. I haven’t played any other games in anticipation for this one, and now I have NOTHING left to look forward to. I canned my copies of Dune and trashed my entire Babylon 5 box set thinking they’d be obsolete after NMS. God damn it Sean, I was your biggest fan too and you did this to me. Your peak was Joe Danger and quite frankly I think you deserve it!

the last time they delayed, people went apeshit and sent death threats to those who reported the news

>pink planets
>pink ships
>pink space
>aliens are dudes in latex outfits
All Man's Sky amirite!

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why is this studio so sexist? why didn't they hire any women?

Truly this is a glorious time we live in where hype for the other side of the fence is also dissappointing.
Can you imagine? Just being small potatoes, then having a huge amount of people talking about your product, then Song funnelling you dev money then shortly before release 1 guy blows that all away.

why do you want women when you have trans """"people""""?

So you mean that it's because I read a lot more about the vidya industry that I come across it more often?
So if I was really into cooking or interior decorating or something, there'd be just as many trans people there?

(s)he is pretty smart at least so there's that

youtube.com/watch?v=-KHLwQ9IY-s

she just wants some good lovin

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Give or take 5%

>Damn, all these people saw through our lies. Quick, make up some more!

I never thought about it this way.

>do more work in 3 days than you have done for the game in 3 years

is that more damaging for them than saving?

> Ehhh so
> So ehhh
> Yeah so
> Ehhhhm
> So yeahhh

No.

Oh boy, this again

so its an early access game?

Good job with the voice. That sounds completely female.

Name one game that was fixed with a day 1 update

1

Someone accessed it early alright.

I'm sure the reviewers will be pleased to know that the copy they got is good for the trash already. i hope people at least retweeted that to all the major review sites.

Where are the trans? Where are the PoC? Where are the gays? This is an outrage!

I shouldn't have to have a patch on day 1 because the game is that broken.

>Fan say it actually looks fine done worry
>Day 1 patch
>ACTUALLY IT'S OKAY GUYS EVERYTHING BAD WILL BE FIXED

I haven't heard from anyone that has gotten it that it was worth 20$..

Because they're not good at their jobs

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yo just a tip repost this thread in like 12 hours with the same image but the OP text as just "Apologize."

400+ replies guaranteed

nice will do, thanks

The most important question is: Are preorders being canceled? Because if not, its all just viral.

>LITERALLY YEARS waiting for it
That's just about for every game you dingus.
Not damage controlling, just saying.

Still an argument

ITS NOT FAIR BROS! ITS SUPPOSE TO BE ANOTHER TORTANIC FAILURE! THEY AREN'T SUPPOSE TO ACTUALLY TRY TO FIX WHAT THEY DID! THIS HAS TO BE DAMAGE CONTROL! THEY CAN'T ACTUALLY BE ADDING A PATCH TO THIS GAME! IT CAN'T BE HAPPENING, IT HAS TO BE A LIE!

Hey OP

I hate how all discussion about this game on here is either clear falseflagging idiots trying to pretend like the group of people excited for this game on here is huge, or people just repeating the negative things about the game everyone already knows, plus taking every piece of new news about the game as negative. Really both sides are stupid. One is all "this is the best thing ever", while the other is all "if the game was changed to be $30, not only would that reek of being desperate for sales, but also would mean I get even less money back when I refund it." You never see anybody in these threads not exaggerating. You never see people say "if its boring, I will get a refund". Or "it looks bad, like most indie games are". Oh, and of course the shill and skeptic name calling.

>get called sexist because you have too many men in your studio
>hire woman
>she turns into a man

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ok

Seriously, why is there such a hate campaign against this game? I think I know why
>indie
>Sony console exclusive
>western
>hype
Face it, you shitheads are just contrarian for the sake of being contrarian

sony exclusives must die
indie my ass

once you go sony your uncle is indie

>trans "man" working on game
>all the animals in the game have fucked up "Genders" instead of just male and female

>Sony console exclusive*

*also available on PC

the game is literally shit though, nothing like what they promised. i doubt the patch is going to magically fill in all the missing content

>Beat the game in a short amount of time.

How was he able to? This requires the dev's servers, doesn't it?
Were they already live? I see no reviews on metacritic, so I doubt they already have them running for reviewers.

People wising up to muh totally randomized indie shit? It might be visually different to other randomized survival indieshit but you know under the hood they're all the same.

Also starbound in 3d.

because the dev is a lying sack of shit you retard

>innes
Is this a boy or girl name? What country is this name from? Is he a jrpg

>content
Oh golly, im so excited now

I've been hating on overhyped garbage since Stefan Molyneux made Fable.

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Girl's name, a boy's name would be Ouuts

Or like a qt shota. ;^)

pc is obsolete at this point

>stefan molyneux
>stefan

Why is there a todd in every NMS thread?

There are sane people on this board, unbelievable, get out!

>Guy who paid $2000 for an early copy of Nu-Male's Sky reports it's worse than Spore

>B-but it's Sony's fault for over-hyping the game

KEK

NU MALE'S CIRCUMCISION

>the only female they hired transitioned into a male
Kek

JUST
FUCKING
RELEASE
IT
ALREADY

Some young, lanky, circumcised male got the full game ahead of release (paid 2000 dollars for it) and showed/told everyone how shit it was so Hello Games activated damage control

>thousands of unique planets
>infinite creatures
>"empty"

Shitposters don't even try anymore

Ines is somewhat common in Croatia. Not sure about the origin of the name, though.

there is nothing cool or interesting about NMS, it's just another one of those shitty "survival" games but in space, without multiplayer and has a 60 dollar price tag
i'm tired of listening to babbies trying to shill this garbage video game

EA tried to fix tortanic with fixes too

NU
MALES
CIRCUCMCISION
FORESKIN GOT FUCKING SNAPPED OFF WHILE GIRLS WERE WATCHING

AUUUUUU, AUUUU, AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
JAULENDE SCHWUCHTEL