Uh oh! You've been accused of mass murder and after the police search your room, they find the last video game you played. The media finds out and blames this game for your actions.
What game is it?
Uh oh! You've been accused of mass murder and after the police search your room, they find the last video game you played. The media finds out and blames this game for your actions.
What game is it?
>dota
What
>pool nation vr
The VR meme kills.
>FTL
???
>Rhythm Heaven Megamix
With the Challenge stages, I can understand
Pirate Warriors 3. Not sure how they'll spin that, but whatever.
>Pokemon Soul Silver
Sure, why not
Minecraft.
>user goes to peru or russia and starts unloading there
>Ninja Gaiden
Pssh...nothing personnel
>strikers 1945
I got nothing
Overwatch
sin run caligula
>Telltale Batman
ok
>Batman: The Telltale Series
Oh boy, the media is going to go back to hating on movies again
>Prison Architect
What a fluke
>S.T.A.L.K.E.R SoC
I guess they could say its a Russian military training sim. (Even though it's made by Ukrainians)
>Hatred
lol
>Battletoads
Yeah, that's right! I slaughtered this mice and pigs like the evil scum they are!
EDF4.1
Well they fucked up because its literally a game where the earth has unified against a common external enemy, something we'll probably never ever do.
Though I guess the media could twist it insanity for me, saying I had gone nuts and started thinking people are giant insects - but then this too would get me off of jail.
I was enforcing justice, officer.
...
GTAV, what else is new. If there aren't any guns to blame, they'll blame games next.
>THAW
RRRI GOTTA VENDETTA
Rapelay
Whelp
Destiny. So I guess I should go to jail.
>Telltales Batman episode 1
I AM THE NIGHT !
>Payday 2
oh fuck
>Civ 5
I have no idea how this would be spun.
>Phantom Brave
Uh how would this work exactly
I just played a bit of Kirby
Was it mass murder or a buffet?
>2girls 1cup whole movie
Feels good man
>mobage
Well, losing thousands on bad RNG is a perfectly reasonable excuse to go on a spree
>Dwarf Fortress
Charges dropped due to insanity plea of extreme autism
>Monster Hunter Generations
Unless the mass murder was committed with a Lance charge into a crowd I don't think they will find any correlation.
Religion and holy wars.
>Dragon's Dogma
Perhaps I slayed numerous wild animals by climbing on their backs?
>Bloodborne
Sounds about right
Beasts all over the shop... You'll be one of them, sooner or later.
>doom
well call me dylan and lock me up
>Dragon's Dogma
Reports say the man set himself on fire, then tried to climb onto passing pedestrians.
>game about killing people and raising the dead.
>how would this work?
Clearly, it wouldn't work because you're too retarded to make it out your front door, let alone kill people.
>Pokemon Fire Red
At least Ill take the genwunners with me
>animal crossing
uhhh...
>La Mulana
Mantras have driven me insane
Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.
>Hearthstone
Those fucking CCGS, I tell you.
Witcher 3
>hope they like the combat and sex
Well I guess you're right, VIDYA CAUSES MURDERfags would completely gloss over the actual point of the game too.
mass murderer simulator 2016
>WoW
Pretty sure that's already happened.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Human Revolution
>Symphony of the Night
Okay
>Persona 3
Oh. Well yeah I mean...
Space Station 13
>This is the Police
I'm safe
The first Ace Attorney. No joke.
I will blame my actions on the final case.
>WORST CASE IN THE WHOLE GAME
>Characters are not lovable at all
>HURR TOKEN LUNCHBOX LINE EVERY 2 SECONDS
>HURR WILD WEST "DEEP" SHIT EVERY 1 LINE
>OH SCIENTIFICALLY, THIS IS HURRR
Literally everyone becomes some one dimensional joke character. What the fuck were they thinking when they made this case?
YES JUDGE I KILLED A MAN BECAUSE HE SAID THE LAST CASE WAS GOOD.
GIVE ME YOUR WORST VERDICT.
Pokemon stadium. They'll just post this image on the news and people will eat it up
>kara no shoujo
Jesus fucking christ, the irony, im screwed beyond belief
Team Fortress 2 competitive
It's where I train to trickstab people in real life.
Hyrule Warriors
Yeah that kinda makes sense. Was I dressed as Ganondorf in this scenario?
>Phoenix Wright
>In a shocking turn of events, user, recently arrested for the murder of several dozen random bystanders, has proclaimed he'll be acting as his own lawyer.
You might get a reference in AA7
Fucking recettear, i'd like to hear how this qt made me a killer
They'll pay. They'll all pay.
Batman arkham knight, seems like i didn't learn anything from it
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>ARK Survival Evolved
Well, I had to do something while waiting for my rex to tame.
MGSV:TPP
ESO
Breaking news: Police have discovered that ISIS have recently started committing acts of terrorism under a presumed new figure of worship by the name of Molag Bal.
Wait it has been released?
>Dragons Dogma
Considering my pawns i could see blaming it if it was sexual assault or something, but idk about killing
My nigga
Painkiller
>Postal 2
I kinda deserve it, I guess.
CM3D2
NTR made me do it, I only kill women as preventative medicine.
If it's the same as the ps2 one. Underrated game.
>Drakengard 2
They'd imderstamd
Mystery Dungeon. Really grasping for straws here. Good thing they didn't wait for the torrent to finish or else they'd see I tried out Hatred...
Manhunt
>total warhammer
I guess I could pretend that I was attempting to bring about the end times
understand*
yeah thats what i was thinking, apparently it came out yesterday
>touhou 12.3
welp
They told me Driveclub would lead to this but I didn't believe them, oh God what have I done.
>Master Quest
So THAT'S why he flash- stunned and then sliced them!
>pokemon red full color hack
they're about 15-20 years too late on this controversy
if you're talking about 1e5, it wasn't in the original game
the original game was a gba release in japan and ended with 1e4
I dont even remember the last videogame i played
jesus christ, they deserve every bit of it, look at that atrocious trigger discipline
>Shadow of Chernobyl.
I hope they find me drunk and wandering around in a baklava, muttering about looking for artifacts.
I'M NUCLEAR
Witcher 3
>legend of dragoon
Good. Maybe it'll get some fucking attention and we can get another good rpg with an addition battle system
the jews will cover for you, they won't let a fellow merchant be taken out
>Darkest dungeon
Consciousness failed me
>Tr4sh
Welp, Meleefags will never let this go.
>Thief
>the game where you are specifically told not to kill people on the highest difficulty
Not sure how they're going to make this one work, captain.
R6 Siege. I was just trying to defuse the bombs I swear.
>his games are in his bedroom
Grow up for fuck's sake.
Without due process we really do live in a world of terror.
>Mass Effect