What do, /v?/

What do, /v?/

on the bed dumbass

>getting the bed you sleep in covered in puke
Good job senpai.

>not changing the sheets anyways
No wonder you're sick to begin with

>know youre sick
>dont have a puke bucket

If I were your brother I'd beat the shit out of you too. You were in the wrong OP.

I throw up into my asshole and shit it out later

What the fuck is this stupid theead? Go away

The wall would just take it and let it slide to the floor.

That, or do fly out of bed with all that emergency energy you'll probably get from panicking.

>you can always tell when you're that sick
Sometimes you don't know it's going to happen until it does

Puke it straight up and then swallow it again

that image starts off with "sick In bed"

He knew.

>puke is now between your wall and your bed
How will you clean that up?

>there is exclusively one kind of sick

>Move bed
>Clean that shit up
It's not like your bed is anchored to the floor, right?

You're wasting your time. You're getting no sympathy from me you were a little jackass who intentionally fucked his brothers game up for no reason other than to do it.

This, emergency vomit bucket is the best tool for the job.

Running to the nearest sink/toilet can sometimes be impractical (depends on how sudden the vomit is, how far you have to run, how many obstacles/corners/doors you have to overcome, and how much clothing you're wearing). Going without a bucket is just asking for trouble.

bullshit.

If you're sick, you get a bucket

You don't just wake up needing to puke immediately.

puke off the bottom of the bed

Shit's heavy and you're not moving it while you're in bed, so you have to deal with it the whole time you're bedridden

>He can't fucking swallow sick.

Jesus christ man what are you going to do during WWIII? Throw up on a comrade? Sounds like someone should report instantly to a suicide booth.

Not live in a third world where I can't afford a cheap plastic bin to vomit in and dispose of.

We already had the war to end all wars, remember? And just for good measure, we had another one.

we had to make sure it was still really over. 3 day campaign is hardly a war. That's when we just knew.

why not tuck in your jammies shirt and puke down into it and your jammie bottoms?

We must've had different beds and attitudes then.

Back when I was a little teenage fag I'd get up and do stuff even with the most mind numbing flus.

Though that didn't really mean that I didn't hit a few walls or fell down a few times from disorienting headaches. Probably wasn't all that much of a good idea looking back.

gross posts

Make time to go to the bathroom. Duh.

Arc it so it lands on all three.