How the fuck do you win at this shit?

How the fuck do you win at this shit?

you don't just like real life

By knowing what to do in a long, convoluted sequence of events then hope RNG and bad coding doesn't get in your way.

Kind of like a real relationship, I suppose.

Melon

melon

Don't take sides, be logical. You'll get really far then.

Just call Trip "friend" in elvish.

>tfw psychology major
>was easy as balls

why is Sup Forums so pleb?

So is Trip some sort of God entity from another dimension?

One time I played this with the express intent of pissing them both off.

Somehow that heading caused them to reconcile and kick me out of the make-up sex. No fucking idea what I did, I was trying my damnedest to piss them off; Obviously I didn't just say "Melon" and get kicked out, I was trying to rile them both up.

GENGHIS KHAN

catholicism

>psychology major

>They keep standing in one spot in the room away from each other

Does this mean I already lost?

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Probably the only use you can get out of that shit degree.

How goes your fast food work my nigga

Whether or not you won this game is completely subjective. Try to split them apart and you will succeed every time.

>neets making fun of accomplishments

A psych degree is pretty goddamn flexible for getting a job, m8s. It's not like women's studies.

Going to be a social worker desu. No need to throw shade for no reason.

Nice try, i'm currently unemployed.

Has anyone made any other similar "game" to this one?

Im fine with text games too

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Screencap your bank account, faggot.

There is no ''how'', like real life this shit isn't 2+2=4 and if you try some sort of formula or even replicate what you saw in a video it won't work for some reason

>no sex scene

Why bother?

Supposedly,he gets offended with it because melons is another way of saying boobs

i always figured this is the case but it's still hilarious just how upset he gets at it

i havent played facade in forever, does he get that mad at other variations of "boobs"?

No, he does not.

Iirc, he gets mad at any variation of boobs 'he' recognizes

MEL!

>tfw the Party game you were supposed to interact with 6 people and even have sex with them will never get made
I just wanted to throw a melon party

WE WILL STORM YOUR WALLS

A melon orgy sounds better

Trip gets more upset at pointless things than Grace does, Grace is a short fuse bitch but even she is less of a woman than Trip is when it comes to stuff.

I also love it that Trip tries to be theatrical and poetic when literally no human being ever succeeded at being both

Reminds me of my swamp.

Fitz already made a proper walkthrough.
What more do you want.

lets talk about Catholicism

>What more do you want.
For Fitz to come back