"Balls of steel", what is that?

"Balls of steel", what is that?

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BOJANGLES

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

He means cherries of steel.

What

4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT

They're steel balls.

JSJ?

Just finished Duke Nukem 3D recently senpai, and before that I finished Classic Doom.

What else should I go for? Not sure I should jump on Doom II or look for something else.

spheres wrought of an iron/carbon alloy

LEVEL 18

DOOM 2 is great, you need to experience pic related

or you move ahead in tech and go to quake but I recommend playing DOOM 2 and DOOM 64 first

Did you play Time to Kill on PS1?

Yeah I guess, I already began Doom II but it feels so similar I guess I'm a little burned on the concept.

never heard of it

Duke Nukem Time to Kill is my favorite duke game. You might like it

did you make it to Dead Simple yet? iirc thats where the blood really gets pumping as 2 descends into hordes of enemies and overall less tight level design but more carnage

It means the bullets he uses in his handgun are full metal jacket.

The voice actor of Duke.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER

OLD STYLE

Gearbox is making a new Duke Nukem, stripped entirely of Duke, he now says pop culture shit like "bazinga".

Welcome to hell.

They're canonballs

Proof: youtube.com/watch?v=LTmhtN8jESM

What

Where

Proof

I suck balls

Google duke nukem bazinga.

Get off Vent or I'll have you bent

>It's real
They're making duke into the exact thing he's supposed to make fun of.

I don't know what to say.

Blood

You don't say anything. You just pray that they don't get another project to siphon money from to fund shitlands 3. Or that shitlands 3 bombs as much as stillborn does and they die.

Potatoes of steel

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Offtopic but So i just saw batman vs superman and its fucking shit, the fight is like 5mins then they supes tells bats lex had pictures of his mom and made him fight him so they fight the retard baby of lex and zord batman leaves his kryptonite dagger and then is like i need that dagger i just left at the last fight fucking supes dont even die fakes his own death so every feels safe coz everyone hates him lol fucking shit i havent even mentioned whoever that woman was i mean wtf where they thinking

Is Manhattan Project a good Duke game?

Good night, sweet prince. You'll be the king in the heaven. You'll rip angles throats and shit down their holy necks. You'll face God and ask for a piece of gum. Your balls will be of the shiniest steel.
Good night, Duke. Godspeed.

A new duke nukem or some remake of 3d?

3d remake

Is this place seriously filled with little kids? No one knows what OP is talking about?

youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28

I really wish Devolver got Duke rights
or at least Interceptor, even though it sounded like they were going to ruin DN3D, but not as bad as Gearbox will

This is the part where a nuke lands on Gearbox's HQ

this place is secretly 12+

Interceptor has what's left of 3D Realms/Apogee with them, so Duke would definitely be better off there. Then again that's not saying much due to how poorly Gearbox has handled the Duke IP, all just because Randy Pitchford has a boner for Duke and most likely owns a body pillow of him.

I've seen that video plenty of times before, came in the thread because of that, but happened.

I think MachineGames would do Duke justice. Maybe this new Id. Devolver definitely seems like a good fit considering they also manage Serious Sam. Anyone but Gearbox.

>Gearbox is doing retarded shit
Why am I not surprised?

I beat it, it's okay but the timing for the double jump is a bit too specific, from what I recall.

get off vent or i'll have you bent

it doesn't make a bit of difference guys, the balls are inert.

I REALLY HOPE YOU FAGGOTS DONT BUY THIS GEARBOX SHIT JUST BECAUSE "LEL I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW BAD IT IS FOR MYSELF"

STOP GIVING GEARBOX MONEY YOU FUCKING TARDS

>Randy Pitchford still hasn't committed suicide yet
There is no justice in this world.

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS

They're already toast thanks to Blunderbort.

Never before have I been glad that Duke Nukem is already dead

MachineGames? I loved them at Starbreeze, but TNO was too much plot and character focused. I'm not sure if I want that for Duke

Wolf had room for plot, DOOM became the mindless murdergame in the zeitgeist, RtCW and Wolf 09 laid the foundation for a story focused game mixed with good shootan

RtCW did story right. There was plot, but there wasn't a lot of it. They also didn't shove "cinematic" moments into the gameplay, or cringe dialogue during gameplay

I never got to play 09

I heard that because of the remake, they're trying to prevent people from getting the original version, it's as if Randy built a time machine and wants people to believe that Duke inspired the catch phrase from TBBT

I'd rather no one work on Duke Nukem desu senpai. They'll have to work together to some degree with gearbox and those fuckers might try to siphon funds again for memelands 3.