I AM THE GHOST OF SATORU IWATA

I AM THE GHOST OF SATORU IWATA
ASK ME ANYTHING

Dick out for Harambe

Who?
I'm sorry, but I haven't been in the mortal world since I've died

How's the afterlife?

So who did it?

How are you and Nintendo doing in the afterlife?

How's Elvis?

And Leslie Nielsen? And Robin Williams?

why'd you come back

stay dead you degenerate fuck

will i ever get a girlfriend?

Pretty good.
A little dark though.
Don't trust Kimishima

Why didn't you stop it

Why didn't you stock up on green mushrooms?

Nintendo's not dead yet.
I haven't seen them. I've only seen like two other people: Some Irish man from the 50's and a small crying child
I found a small tear between our worlds
I dunno, but be yourself!

I was dead, and I didn't know that Kimishima was behind it
I didn't have any on me.
Miyamoto's used a couple before

Did you die?
Are you in my playstation now?

Yes and no

Use your fortunetelling-ghostly powers to tell us: Will the NX be the greatest console of them all? will it destroy ISIS, end world hunger and make waifus real?

Free inmunity

What is the NX?

...

Did it hurt

I want you to come back

Are you alright ?

Did we understand?

Fuck me up the ass onii-chan

do you comfort miyamoto when he cries for you late at night?

The NX? I hope so. I thought it looked pretty cool.
Not sure if it'll do all that stuff, though.
Handheld-console hybrid
Kimishima's bullet did, yes.
I don't feel any pain in the afterlife.
I do too.
Yep peachy.
Haven't seen my mother or father here yet.
Yes, more than anyone
I can't, sorry
Like I said, I haven't been here in a year.
I'll probably go see him in a while though

Who killed Gunpei Yokoi?

Gen Tsushima

He's in a better place. Reunited with Nintendo at last.

Well, just after I got back here, I checked online to make sure Nintendo was still alive, which it was (barely).

how do we know you are really iwata?

You must understand and trust me

Will we have another Classic Metroid?
Or at least a good modern Metroid?

Will you please read me a story?

Classic Metroid? We didn't discuss it while I was alive.
Modern? We had plans for it, but I'm not sure how it's going

Do we understand yet, Mr. Iwata?

are you haunting sakamoto?

don't let that fucker sleep

What's hell like?

Are you in hell or in heaven?

>Don't trust Hiroshima
What dod he mean by this?

Once upon a time, there was a small Japanese business man who was shot in the back by a co-worker.
He woke up all alone in a world that looked like ours, but was black and white, and mirrored too. He wandered for a year looking for his deceased relatives, only to find an Irish man who worked as a shoe shiner and died in the fifties, and a crying child.
He eventually found a "tear" between our worlds, and started a thread on his favorite imageboard.

Yes, you always did
No, I was only planning on haunting Kimishima
Not sure where I am. It just looks like a bleaker, flipped version of our world.

>it's yet another nintendrone roleplay thread

this shit is happening every hour what the fuck is going on

I'm sorry you feel that way

What's Elvis like?

See

Are you allowed to jerk off in gook heaven?

Well, I'm in a white gown, and I can't take it off