Win match

>win match
>message received
>"try hard"

>style on someone you're clearly better than
>pretend to not be a tryhard

>lose match
>message received
>Good match, had me sweating.

>Win match
>message received
>"You won the match"

>ez lol

>people still pretend being a "tryhard" is bad
>mfw people think being good and actually trying is a negative trait

>lose horribly
>message received
>"gg"

You should have tried to lose instead you tryhard.

>lol i was just playing on my alt anyway scrub

> win match
> message received
> get good scrub. I wasn't even trying.

>win match
>message received
>You only won because you played x character

>match over
>gg
>no it's not a good game fuck you and this shitty team

>win match
>message received
>Doing nothing but combos is uncompetitive.

Toradora was a good show
2QNNF-2LTHI-P9N6G

>Kill enemy
>message received
>"nice aimbot"

Toradora was a fantastic show.
Please tell me what this code is, not knowing will kill me.

>Enemy team sucks major ass
>Wipe the floor with them, couldn't even seal the deal after getting the drop on me
>Try hard

put your trip back on, Brick

It's a steam key for Planet of the Eyes. The only game I got in the humble monthly that I didn't want.

>playing game on casual servers
>haha lets see what happens if I do blatantly retarded thing?
>receive message
>WHY ARE YOU DOING BLATANTLY RETARDED THING
>MUH WIN RATE
>YOU THREW GAME
>UNINSTALL
Wow these people should really just play ranked if they care about competitive play I'm just playing for fun and I paid for the game so I'm allowed to do what I want with my money haha
The worst part is people will shit on you for building outside of meta even if you do well with it, MOBA's are dogshit never forget it

>Win match
>message received
>"pfft try hard I wasnt even trying I was just fucking about why are you trying so hard vs messers you have no life etcetc"

>Playing FIFA in a nutshell

>Say "ggez"
>Message received
>reporting you on reddit kid :)

>Find out new game store has opened up near me.
>Start gorging myself on tacos, beans, asparagus, and corn that night.
>Drink lots of coffee and milk that morning. Feeling the urge to go, quickly drive over to gamestop and waddle in asking where the bathroom is.
>Take the most massive shit with horrific stench. Completely destroy the toilet.
>Smile and leave while messing my friend
>Message received
>Try hard

>Lose match
>massage received
>"git gud"

The people I call tryhards lose. They think they're good enough to style but get rekt by my basic play style.

>Play fighting games with a friend
>Go all in and win
>"Why are you sweating dude?"

You're right man, I guess I should just lose instead. I swear, this fucker gets so salty when it comes to fightan.

>>>
> Anonymous 08/05/16(Fri)19:40:24 No.347415996▶
>>style on someone you're clearly better than
I want to hug Taiga

GET THAT ASS BANNED

what the hell happened here

Phone poster had an accident from the looks of it

>Message back "What's wrong with that? Don't you want to be good?"
>Watch either the lack of a reply or full autist ad hominem rage out

Damn it feels good to be a white dude.

>play match, tell the guy im a beginner
>"ok"
>turns out he's one of the top 100 players in the fucking leaderboard
>wipes the floor with me effortlessly with maximum disrespect, could have put the controller down and it wouldn't have made a single difference in the match
>suck it up and tell him gg, leave the room to play someone else
>message recieved
>"LOL GET FUCKING DESTROYED SCRUB SORRY YOU PAID MONEY FOR THIS GAME TO GET RAPED, GET GOOD OR GET REKT"

And that's why fighting game communities are shit

Don't fighting games have some sort of ranking system, to prevent that?

>play overmeme
>wins
>gg ez
>banned

I got what I deserved, played a casual/easy/meme game, people get offended by everything, SJW mods ban me
ok.png

Sorta kinda only if you play ranked, casual lobbies are where most people play

Only KI has the best netcode for a modern day fighter.
A lot of other fighters (MKXL, SF5 etc) have all had some pretty piss poor matchmaking standards and netcodes.

>playing fighting games with a friend
>consistently winning
>lose once
>friend literally stands up and starts gloating about how good he is
>not even sure if he's bantering or 100% serious anymore
>irl experience so I can't turn caps lock on and start yelling shit back

>win match
>4 friend requests
>accept
>they never message you or ask to play with you

why did you even add me

>win match
>message received
>"you may have won the game but I won at life :)"

So they can know when you're online so they don't end up playing with/against you again.

That's the shit that gets me the most. You could be leading the team and doing the best out of everyone involved, but if something, ANYTHING goes wrong, it's your fault because you're the one not sucking the meta's dick.

Fuck MOBAs.

>Get raped
>"You have received a message."

>win a offline tourney match
>Why do I keep losing to you!? You're garbage!
>guy asks for friendlies
>I don't get it. I do everything right yet you still win.
>mfw everytime he complains

what did it say

>Get hatemail
>Not using lingo all the hip kids use nowadays like "salty" or ":^)" against them
It's actually really satisfying to be quite honest, my familia relatino.

It means they have to try hard to win, which means they have to put effort into winning. The more effort you have to put into something the worse you are at it.
I could school this fucking weeb faggot OP at anything without breaking a sweat.

YMWDIHSIYDRTTP

>win match
>"you cheating faggot! punk ass lucky bitch" etc..etc..
>play again
>lose match against the same person
>"lol wow you suck!"

>you mad faggot?
How do you respond to this?

>New to CS:GO, pair up with a friend and enter a game.
>It's clear to everyone else on my team that I'm new by how I'm playing.
>Receive a lot of flak from teammates.
>Both teams are down to one person each, somehow I'm the last one on mine.
>Teammates still saying I'm going to screw everything up.
>Manage to catch the final enemy teammate trying to flank me and kill him.
>My team still chews me out because my kill was clutch.

At least my bro stood up for me the whole time.

Because people who say ggez are scum. Enjoy your poor sportsmanship and lack of friends

>guy get so butthurt he resorts to using the mic
heh

funny, because the people that get mad over ggez are the type of people that solo queue in comp matches and don't know how to have fun

>That one guy that starts crying about poor sportsmanship in a video game
>Everybody else is having fun
>That one guy that has to treat video games like a fucking sport

lol user

>not giving them a paragraph of your pent up anger and spamming ":^))))))))" at the end

I want to smell D.Va's armpits.

Just thought I'd say that.

>having to use the excuse of "but its a game and its fun"


C'mon now. The "EZ" is unnecessary and you know it.

"E-sports" or no, it is still a game and being needlessly faggy about it makes you the shitter, user.

>"yes, are you?"

but of course dont actually act mad.

Who is more needlessly faggy, someone typing two letters in chat or someone repeatedly making blanket statements about people who choose to use those two letters?

They're both equally faggy.

>lose game
>call that one guy you were annoyed with on the other team a shithead
>he can tell you're just joking
>suddenly everyone else in the lobby jumps on you, spamming "salt", and decides to target you the next round like they're trolling you

>lose game
>best record on the losing team
>the worst guy on the winning team starts hurling insults at me

It's always the fucker who got carried that talks the most shit.

>Match is about to start.
>"Good luck everyone, let's all have fun!"
Stupid fucking cunt, I'm going after you first.

>keep losing
>team keeps telling you you're the reason why
>bf bans them
Feels good.

That's what makes it fucking hilarious though.

Getting carried by your entire team and then talking shit to the enemy team makes them so booty blasted it's unreal.

The lowest man on the winning team still stands above the best player on the losing team. You're loser faggots get over it

>try to win
>lose hard
>stop giving a shit
>best score by sheer luck or everyone else being retarded

Reply
>didn't have to

I had a close duel with someone today and I said "gg, you're the best I think I've ever fought"
He replied "eat a dick u suck"

Trash talk isn't even good with these faggots.

Nigga that happens all the time in Wow I remember going on a 7-0 win streak vs a guy until he just typed out fuck you and logged off.

(You)

Clever cunt

?

>Win match
>Post game inputs
>Low kick him
>"Your Hayabusa's pretty good"
>"Why are you taunting dude?"
>Still try to be nice
>"Players like you are what give this game a bad name! I'll purge you fucking online assholes!"

I never experienced that much asshurt before o_o

>lead the team by a long shot
>could add all other team members scores together and double it and I've still got a better score
>chat blows up with teammates and enemies alike asking how to get good
>add everyone to friends list
>ignore the next match and teach everyone how to play better
>proceed to watch scrubs learn to play on a higher level
>everyone miraculously expresses great sportsmanship and learn from their mistakes
>every game ends with opponents complimenting each other's good plays

It's rare moments like these that make me happy.

>Good Game guys
>FUCKING TRYHARD PIECE OF SHIT YOU'RE LITERALLY SCUM YOU FUCKING INBRED RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT ENJOY HAVING NO FRIENDS YOU FUCKING EXCUSE FOR AN ABORTION
getting this triggered lul

>win match
>message received
>you have NO SKILL

>win/lose a match just barely
>someone on the winning team says "gg easy"

>Taunt in a fighting game
>Win the match convincingly
>Other guy's face 9 times out of 10

That reminds me of that tennis player that lost 16 times in a row then won and said "And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row.". What a man. Shit talking at that point is top tier.

>Lose a really close match
>Other guy taunts as his very last input right before you hit the ground

>Play UFC on PS4
>Won first round and second round clearly
>become a punching bag in the third on purpose but taking care of not getting knock out.
>opponent ends the fight with more strikes landed and significant strikes landed.
>win the match anyway.
>get hate mail about why they didn't won

Worked every single time, I loved to troll retards I knew I could beat easily with a submission.

The pursuit of the unattainable gives life meaning

Hate mail is the best part of shit talking, holy shit I love it a lot.

>Sandbag until enemy is about to win
>Relentlessly plow his ass until victory
>HACKER HACKER UGH LAGSWITCH DID YOU GET YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND TO PLAY HAHAHA YOU'RE SHIT YOU'RE SHIT I'M GOOD I'M NOT BAD YOU'RE BAD THOUGH HAHAHA
every single time

I would also become a punching bag for retards that didn't knew how to control their stamina and then when tired I would just submit them without throwing a single punch.

Their hate mail was the best.

>playing tank in ff14
>talking to my healer in discord
>yell at him
>he always apologizes

What a fucking faggot. He just apologizes every time I yell at him. It's funny but pathetic.

>The more effort you have to put into something the worse you are at it.
But losing and acting like you just didn't really bother trying is fine?

This is the worst attitude.

Come on, he's just Canadian, don't make fun of him :^(.

>Some guy calls you out for being bad in a team-based game
>Start apologizing profusely
>He's a salty mong so he just gets more mad
>Apologize even more furiously
>Just keep apologizing repeatedly, seeking forgiveness
>He gets even more mad because you're distracting him
>Start quivering your voice as you continue to apologize
>The rest of the team thinks you're having a mental breakdown and jumps down the guy's throat and verbally devastates him
This actually works literally every time I do it
Try it

pls no bully

>Win match
>Send other guy tips on how to win next time

I would but my voice doesn't get too low, so I'd just sound like a flaming faggot, or is that part of the plan?

It's fun though.

>o_o

Just gotta make it sound like you're genuinely distressed. Doesn't matter how you accomplish that.

>They always take it as an insult

Ah ok, I'll try it out sometime then, will post if it goes well or it fails horribly.

Acting experience helps a lot, so I'm kind of unfairly advantaged in this spicy goof, here. Still, it's doable with a bit of practice. Just gotta manipulate the rest of the team properly.

>dark souls 1
>hosting in the forest
>fighting invader after invader, having a pretty good time
>dropping prism stones on top of invaders I beat, partly to insult them and get hate mail, partly because I want to keep track of how many people I have defeated
>win most, still lose a fair bit
>get on a 7 or so win-streak
>red invades, I beat him, drop a stone
>same red invades again, changes all his gear and weapon to the most try-hard shit, DWGR, washing pole, the whole nine
>beats me
>drops a prism stone on me
>well what is it
>message received
>"[spoile r] LOL [/spoile r]" (he actually wrote this out, including the brackets).
>don't reply
>go and invade at dooks so I don't have to see him again

>Last man standing
>Me against 3 faggots
>Somehow take them all down with ease
>Get message
>"Good shit"

>join match
>message received
>tm algum br aki//??