Can pokemon go help me date chicks and get laid?

Can pokemon go help me date chicks and get laid?

Yes.

Just got back from duckbilling a girl. Met her at a pokestop.

yes. It hasn't worked for me yet, but it worked for my buddy.

Probably not, the only women you're going to pick up playing Pokemon Go are other socially awkward landwhales like you, normie women will just laught at you for trying to use Pokemon Go as a pick up tool.

Only if you're into girls like this one

>tfw no gf (male)

Who is she anyways

If I looked like that I would never show my face online

>being a cuck

Lmao

gd he is LITERALLY one of the ugliest human beings in existence

Only if youre not digusting to look at/well groomed.

And prepare for 90% underaged and 9% fat gaymer girl weebs

>The process of shaping ones hand like a duck bill in order to insert into a anal or vaginal cavity. This is often the first step to fisting.

What's stopped you from fisting?

I think xhe looks just fine.

Hey as long as you don't stick your nose where it don't belong you should be fine.

>want normie trash mobile "gamer" grills

I wanna find the true gamer grills.

If they can't even get laid with "normie trash mobile gamer grills", what chance do you think they'll have with real grills?

whats some good porn with women who look like this / dress like a 50s wife

Weeb girls are disgusting.

>FF13
RUINED

Have you tried entering what you just wrote on a pornsite?

It just might work

>put a lure
>wait for gamur gurl to come out
>run her over
>take the corpse and commit sin
Rinse and repeat

>know a true gamer gurl
>so incredibly neet that she puts Sup Forums to shame
>literally never wants a bf or cares about intamicy, just wants to raid all day

Its not all perfect

Are you just using words and not knowing the meaning?

Have you tried raiding her all day?

It could be perfect user.

I literally got a girls number in front of her fat NEET brother who kept pretending he didn't know what was happening by not looking in our direction.

She was hunting Pokemon with him. I know he browses Sup Forums, he has to.

What made you think so?
I've seen some guys who raised suspicion and it's either their shitty attempts at sarcasm that echo Sup Forums opinions or their "subtle" shirts.

>Reverse image search
>Older women in stockings
Didn't even find the source of the image and interests have been piqued.

She wants a boyfriend. She's just too lazy to put the effort it. If the right guy created the ideal situation for her to glide into the role of girlfriend without trying, then she'd do it.

I always find that the people you think definitely browse Sup Forums almost certainly browse Reddit instead.

it's one of those unsourceable images

He just looked like the walking stereotype for the manchild that doesnt leave his house unless his sister goes with him.

He was big, fat, kept looking down at his phone the entire time, in between glancing over and knowing I was trying to get his sisters number. He had a button up shirt that looked like his mom picked it out for him over a Pokemon T shirt. I guess he could be a ledditor too.

First thing in my head was someone from Sup Forums or Sup Forums , however.

Is she hot?

she wants a bf but you aren't chad.

I am not meming you

Thats not the duckbilling i did, the kind i did was the kind when they just get out of the shower. Had nothing to do with hands.

>see hot girls playing pogo in public all the time
>theyre with their bf or group of friends
>tfw no lay
how do i make friends or get laid? playing pogo hasnt given me any results.

I date one and I have very mixed feelings about this.

You mean those checkered button shirts? What in the fuck. Literally only middle schoolers dress like that.

more and sauce fuckboy

Just keep at it pal you'll get those social links.

Spot the virgins

Get so /fit/ that you can be cute enough to be so awkward that a shallow girl will look past it. Or learn how to be charming

but how though? been playing pogo close to launch and still a lonely friendless kissless hugless virgin

Bitch I fucked 2 (two) girls.
Just cuz your mom gave you a bath and touched your weewee doesn't mean you got laid.

If you're no longer in school it's really hard to make random friends. Your best bet is meeting people at work.

Don't project your triggering upon me f/a/tboy

>you play pokemon go? mm get in my pussy

Try being less shallow maybe? Women are weird but they aren't retarded.

just b urself

i tried doing that but bad weather ruined it one day and I went to a park to meet up with a co worker but he never showed/said he did but he never met me where i said id be

Hanging around with people, not just girls, people in general helps.
Need to learn the nuances and shit.

>Stockings

i dont say anything to anybody. i just keep to myself.

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