Remind me again why you don't play Pokemon Go?

Remind me again why you don't play Pokemon Go?

But I do.

I lurk on the street "socializing" with pokemon go for two weeks but still didn't get laided.

I don't want my tits to get sweaty.

It's a mobile game
I dare anyone on Sup Forums to name one good mobile game
Protip: You can't

>he doesnt want to lick sparks sweaty chest
what are you, gay?

pad

Why is the Pokemon Go trainer so perfectly lewd?

I'm not trying to collect pictures of Pokemon. It's a digital sticker collection.

battle cats

Because you're advertising an experience like that, but what you actually get is more like this.

I wanna get FUCKED by her!

So are the devs gonna do anything about the gyms with obviously hacked teams or no?

Because fhe models don't look like that. The lewds on the other hand

Shit phone is incompatible

You want to get what by me!?

Because I'm stationed on a military base and there are no pogeymans here.

I don't care much.

I'm not a filthy normie

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my niggh

>You will never hear him sigh with relief as you gently kiss and suckle you war down his chest, towards his crotch
>Lower and lower until finally you're on your slutty knees, showing him how to tie his laces
why live

Depending on your age
That could be arranged~

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I got bored of it within a week.

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But I do play Pokemon GO

Because phone Internet is expensive and Pokemon Go eats up all the data fast.

>tfw not a shota

O-okay

>piss

If your data is getting eaten up you're clearly using another app at the same time.

Because I'm playing an actual pokemon game

Pixel Dungeon

Why is the Pokemon Go trainer so perfect for /ss/?

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because of the update that caused mons to break out of pokeballs much more frequently in order to encourage people to buy them in the cash shop

not doing this shit anymore

Why does NOBODY choose Instinct?

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monsters ate my condo

Translation (top to bottom)
>Hey boy you're just walking around with your smartphone aren't you?
>Hey boy you're just walking around with your smartphone aren't you?
>I found myself a cute Pokémon
l-l-lewd

>Pokemon Go eats up all the data fast.
Doesn't on my machine, whole week was about 70mb for me.

My cellphone is not compatible with it.

I don't need to be GPS tracked everywhere and kill my battery. Plus I'm not a mindless trendy faggot

My bad. Second line is
>Why don't you and I go somewhere alone and have a talk together~

Oh silly user, that was just a "bug". They're fixing it right now!

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>be burgerclap
>stand in line at Mcdongholes
>do some mobile shitposting
>Alpha cashier drone is ready to take my order
>"Hey is that Pokemon Go? "
>No
>Oh. Well we have a promotion: if you have a Snorlax and are on this team we'll give 50% off
>Okay.
>Get my two number 9's and number 6 with extra dip
>get in the car and cry that I didn't drink the PoGo koolaid

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>tfw not cowtits so you don't have to deal with sweaty funbags

Feels good man
still, fuck this heat though, 85 with 80% humidity, living in the tropics sure is great

>Living in the tropics
>Asian girl doesn't have tits

Surprising nobody

Not enough fap material

Cause TeamValor leader is better

Each MB costs me $0.2, and I've only got $10 on my phone and no phone plan.

When you live in the ass crack of nowhere, whats the point?

Hey Nintendo, not everyone lives in a city as dense as Tokyo.

>you're on your slutty knees, showing him how to tie his laces
kek

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I played it for a bit at university between classes because everyone at my work told me it was great. Then I played around with bots for a bit and then got bored of pokemon go as a whole.

Got a couple of level 20 bot accounts and one level 14 legit account ready for if they turn it into an actual game.

Because I'm playing Heartgold like a normal shut-in and saving up for 2DS and Pokemon Y

Pokemon Go trainers are cute! CUTE!

Circle Pong

Stop being ugly.

I really really want to erp as or with a lewd elder-sister type Pokemon Go trainer preying on cute little boys at Pokestops and taking them into darkened alleys
anyone?
[email protected]

gtfo

>this

>Shadman
Your tastes are shit! SHIT!

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Disgusting faces

Right.

It's unbalanced shit. If you're not a cityfag you're effectively fucked over.

Battleheart
Trust me user, it's fun.

It's developed by Niantic. Nintendo has nothing to do with this except Pokemon.

>erp

How the fuck do you people get into it?

If you have a smart phone, then you can be GPS tracked already, you fucking retard.

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>cute girl at work in my training class starts playing GO
>she gets mad at me when I jump on a gym right away and she can't get her shekels

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>hot
Shut the fuck up.

This one's cuter

Do you have any logs?

>tfw 6 feet+ tall

such is the cruelty of life.

And fatter!

Ganblue fantasy

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When trading is added to the game it will only be a matter of time until there's a story on the news about some highschool slut whoring for free pokemon, or roving packs of literal team rocket people that force you to trade your good ones.

when did that get an english release?

TITTIES?
BREASTS?
WHAT

Doesn't play like Pokemon games.
I got to level 3. That's about it various coworkers and friends are playing the fuck out of it though even my gf is hammering my ass at this game.
Also no Gen 2-4.

>モンジャラとパラシェンがよく出る
What did she mean by this?

FUTA COCK

why is pokemon go trainer so perfect?

Because she gets around.

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Impossible road

When can you get alternate trainer hairstyles? Customization isn't much at the moment.

Choose your shortstack

I'm lazy and prefer fruitlessly rolling gachas in FGO

neko atsume

>Do sports
>Get sweaty
>Locker room with its man stink makes me want to vomit

>Yet have a sweaty girl fetish

Maybe it's because I've never been exposed to girls who sweat. Do they stink as badly as we do?