Choose your starter

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Why lifes when fast

>shitty guard
>shitty lifes

You die if you don't one-shot your opponent

LIVING ON THE EDGE

Laserface is the only true choice.

Dinoswordus, gotta go fast

Dinoswordus, being strong & quick are fun. Plus you take down enemies quickly & it's easy to evade them.

if you don't play dinoswordus you're a fag

lazerface is only acceptable if you're letting a 9 year old or your mother play

blorf is never allowed

>Only difference between Laserface and Blorf is one point

One shot johnny is the only way to play

>lifes

>he's fast

>tfw didn't save them all the last time we had this thread

>Top Tier
Dinoswordus
>Mid Tier
Laserface
>Shit Tier
Blorf
Prove me wrong fags

Dinoswordus is clearly the best, he has the most discernible weakness to build around, or drop altogether, and his the most strengths, and the best primary strength.

The other two arn't nearly as good at anything.

Well the starters quickly become obsolete, so you might as well choose the one you think looks best.

In which case, Blorf, cause it's cute.

Blorf shits all over dinoswordus, what are you on about

>blast
what? does it shoot stuff?

Dinoswordus because dps is king.

>not going one shot dinoswordus

Surprised you didn't mention
>laserface
>Clearly has laser on top of head

But you're not wrong.

Laserface if game is turn-based, otherwise Dinoswordus

Dinoswordus clearly

Dinoswordus all day
>use superior speed to evade all of his opponent's blows
>deletes anyone who gets close with his bare hands and still a good enough ranged attack to stay in class with everyone else
>constant 1hp left for added hype

now that you've chosen your character, select your weapon

Skullpopper. I gotta be a powerhouse.

It does not help that he has the same blast and muscle stats, one not being greater than the other so he can't sweep as effectively with a single move. Like wtf, the offense stats on dinosword are seemingly made for a well rounded character but when you look at his other areas he was CLEARLY meant to be a sweeper.

Skullpopper
you can't into balance, user.

It's an FPS

in a train level

I'd still go with the Skullpopper, I really like my high attack stats.

>not dinoswordus

Probably should be bust

I would pick Blorf.

Laserface is babbies first starter
Dinoswordus is overrated shit
Blorf is objectively the best

Dinoswordus is clearly the worst. Both of the other choices have high guard. He's not going to one shot anything.

The master collection

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>my mon shellshocker is there
feels good man.