What games have the best car crashes?
What games have the best car crashes?
Ha ha! NICE MEME OP! FUCKING HILARIOUS
I really liked grand theft auto 4's crashes. I like
5 and everything but car crashes are much better in 4.
not memeing, genuinely want a game with dank crashes, like Flatout
Just thought that the image is fitting
>That thing is the ultimate being
GENETICALLY SUPERIOR MALE
beam ng
Burnout
nihilanth?
rippo grahamo
But can he survive the deadly Japanese truck?
What's the fastest speed that thing could go and survive a car crash?
What if I tell you it's GTA4?
Can Graham"The Breasts of the lamb's " defeat the perfect being?
>if car crashes are the only natural force of selection
>rolling around the agroprom
>just to escape the mutant infested labyrinth
>this nigga pops up behind you in the hall just before the military base and destroys your brain
>'THE ZONE HAS CLAIMED ANOTHER LIFE'
>this is a 10/10 in australia
burnout 3 obviously, just emulate it
But why the extra nipples?
who ask this guy? I see him all over the internet now.
>blyayayayayayayayayayayayat'
If people evolved for the sole purpose of surviving a car crashes, that's what it would look like.
Car culture in Australia is fucked and idiots keep killing themselves despite our painfully unfun road rules.
The government have resorted to forcing this meme in order to raise awareness of how dangerous car-crashes are.
What games have the best sleeping?
>imagining this thing having an office job
succ
To be honest it wouldn't be that strange
He kinda just looks like a very obese person with no nose and a bigger forehead
He'd fit right into Burgerland
can he survive plane crash?
Heisenberg has seen better days
every time I see this I think of nihilanth. just give him a third arm and a floating metal cylinder.
Confirmed for not russian speaker. That's not how it works.
Beam NG hands down. Beautiful physics. Everything about the car is modeled.
fuck off nigger. The image in the OP is the optimal body for surviving car crashes.
That could easily be an Aphex Twin album cover
Possibly, but it would be extremely painful.
That image has already been debunked and confirmed to be feminist art.
Next Car game, but it's Early access.
>get into a car accident
>slightly dazed, but alright
>you see this guy get out of his car and start walking towards you
wat do?
the new carmageddon max damage is good
for you
is this even a fucking question
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one more
wat gam
Depends on car and what it's crashing into.
>geo in oncoming (hitting a corolla or similar)
Probably could be going 60mph against 60mph and walk away with just some bruising. Maybe be sore the next day.
>volvo hitting a wall at 2/4 angle
Probably 200+ mph.
The worst thing that could happen to it is being rear ended in a Pinto and the doors getting stuck. Fire hazard joek
Burnout 3
>chinese crash tests
It isn't? Well, that's a bit strange.
meetgraham.com.au.
This is actually pretty interesting
poor guy
what a fucking horrific website
web 3.0 was a mistake
>painfully unfun road rules
Tell me about it, Tasmania has a rule where if you're on your P's you have to stay 20km under the limit if the limit is 100 or more.
nigga it is literally a part of a public awareness campaign in aus. It was on the news and everything round here.
...your period?
>120Mph closing in
>Implying the deceleration wouldnt kill you instantly
Kden
Green P's as well?
Damn, that's worse than Victoria. Granted though, Tasmania is so boring and backwards that I'd imagine hoon culture is even worse over there.
If I lived in Tasmania I'd probably subconsciously want to kill myself via car crash.
youtube.com
Its still on the ground
Demolition Derby, ya faggot
in nsw if you're on your Ps its a hard limit, 100 for green, and 90 for red.
Burnout Paradise does it way better. The cars in beamng look like they melted after a crash.
What does "being on your Ps" mean?
There's some kind of morbid charisma in an abomination dressed in an elegant suit.
fucking hell
please respond
Ps refer to provisional license levels before getting a full license
period
STOP POSTING THIS UGLY PIECE OF SHIT
Flatout 2
>ugly
user did your mum never teach you if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all?
Why do Austarlians waste their time and government money on this? How do you even consider staying alive in a car crash with truck?
Are Austarlians stupid?
Is that the final boss of Half-Life with hair?
Australia is a country founded on Britain deporting their worst rejects there, you expect them to not be retards?
America was founded by Britain because they wanted to fuck people up/
Top 3 crashs
1. Burnout series
2. GTA series
3. Destruction derby series
Suck my rock hard cawk
he looks sexy af desu senpai-kun
America was founded by the generations of men that succeeded British colonists that realized that the British were cunts and kicked them out
Burnout Paradise
I had no idea they were wasting money on this till it came out
I'm as surprised as you
>Person makes a decent thread with an appropriate image
>Proceed to sperg the fuck out
The fuck user?
maybe not sexy, but he definitely looks like a nice fella. He'd probably be cool to drink with, plus he can drive you home even after he's hammered.
Dirt Showdown and Mad Max can be pretty satisfying.
Whoever you are user you know your stuff that list is bulletproof one of the best lists ive seen in along time surfing the tubes
youtube.com
What game has the best blacks?
To be fair, those traits would prove to be very useful. We would essentially become armored workhorses. The major thing is that we would lose our vulnerability to neck injury, which you can cause just by stretching your neck in an office chair.
beamng?
BeamNG
Someone post the australian version
beamng mind
srsly I'll make some webms for OP. I only have older version doe
Yes. That's why they put it out in the first place, to try hammer it into peoples skulls that "yes, when you hammer your commodore into a tree you'll probably die, so don't go 50 over the speed limit while turning a corner"
What's the story behind this thing?
I think I recognize the artist, he did some dog/human hybrid before didn't he?
Don't tell me it's supposed to be some advanced human if car crashes were part of natural selection.
It's a thing designed to show what you'd need to look like to survive a car crash. It's a PSA thing.
so an extra set of inverted nipple does what exactly in a car crash?
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His whole skeleton structure is on a whole different level.
Notice how he doesn't have neck, how sort of streamlined his head is. Ribs seem to be growing outwards, as if forming an exoskeleton.
Did you ever question why you have nipples to begin with even though you're not a woman?
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Reminds me of that book Man After Man
Any Nascar game. Go in reverse and watch the carnage unfold.
>Did you ever question why you have nipples to begin with even though you're not a woman?
so my gf can suck on them while jerking me off
I think it was to inflate his chest so it could act as an airbag. He has more of them down his chest.
>implying evolution even considered that